Audio/Video: Excessive Entertainment put out a DVD that seemed pretty standard from an Audio & Video standpoint. The picture isn't as clear as some, but the sets were extremely well lit, so it left no room for chance on the transfer.
Extras:This DVD opens up to trailers from some of VCA's upcoming releases. There is the usual chapter jumps, but this one comes with a star index, where you can choose your favorite starlet and then your particular fetish involving your choosen piece of ass. There is an entertaining behind the scenes where the main question is if Thomas Zupko is the anti-christ of porn. There are interviews with the cast, a slide show and spam for the sex talk phone lines and internet sites. There are also trailers from "Fresh Flesh", "Britney Rears Wild Back Stage Sex Party" and "Dez Dirty Weekend 3".
Body of Review:Butt Blassted is released by VCA and Excessive Entertainment and is directed by the legendary Thomas Zupko. This feature is 'powered by' Larry Flynt. I'm not sure what that means. I've heard strange things that come from Zupko releases. This one looks to be lined up like a sexual bout between Mynx & Phoneix, in all out anal warfare. I am expecting the unexpected in this release.
Scene 1: Tiffany Mynx
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Tiffany Mynx, the cover girl in blue on the left is the first one to participate in the anal onslaught. She's got a great ass and striking figure. After a brief tease footage of her in the shower, she's in an all white room wearing a black mini skirt and sunglasses. She starts lubing up her entire body, including her tight little sphincter, forecasting the abuse to come. She's got pierced tongue, nipples and a bald beaver. She never takes off the sunglasses off through the whole scene, which is a bit of an annoyance. She takes it hard and this is served a dish of baby batter on the cute face.
Scene 2: Lauren Phoenix
Lauren Phoenix is the other cover girl in red on the right. She's got a cup full of lube and uses it to grease up her colon and plays with her giant ass in front of the camera. After some brief oral play, with Lauren gagging on cock, she gets her brown eye turned red by her accompanying stud. There is a bit of choking and hair pulling throughout the scene. I did get the esteemed pleasure of seeing a position I've never seen before. It's a variation of doggy style as the girl is bent over, but instead of the man having his knees on the surface, he places a foot on the head of his partner. This scene was uninspiring to me.
Scene 3: Hillary Scott
Hillary Scott is a cute little curly haired blonde who looks incredibly young and innocent. She got a tiny little body and matching tits. You think she's young and innocent before she opens her mouth and watch what she's doing. To open the scene, she's putting four of her own fingers in her ass and tasting them all while talking like a drunk sailor. She's joined and absolutely abused by her male companion. He fucks her throat hard until her makeup is all over, spit is running from her lips and tears from her eyes. All while begging for more. The sex was just as rough and the dirty talk doesn't stop. Young miss Hillary gets her ass pounded, face slapped and choked before taking a facial on her young face. This scene didn't do much for me, as I'm not a fan overly rough sex.
Scene 4: Reina Leone
Reina is next up. She's a dark haired beauty with an exotic look. She's got a great set of eyes and a bulbous ass. As the rest of contestants, she starts by lubing up and fingering her ass for the camera before the hired beef enters the room. She's got some pierced nipples and a large tattoo on her back. Stunning woman, who in her black leather outfit, looks delectable. The beef comes in and starts fucking her ass right from the start, and forces Reina to taste his cock right from her own ass. This is a solid scene, but unfortunately shorter than the rest.
Scene 5: Nikki Hunter
Nikki Hunter is the last act. After some brief tease footage, Nikki, a blonde super slut with a bad boob job, is seated in a room with a dildo in a blue fetish outfit. After starting to play with the toy a bit and ample amounts of lube, we discover that the wall is talking to her. A woman is built into the wall, with her face and tits showing, all painted white to match the wall. The wall is yelling obscenities and urging Nikki on. Two hired guns arrive on the scene, and treat Nikki like the ass slut she is. She chokes on dick, gets her hair pulled and everything in between. The guys use her as an absolute fuck toy to the point where she looks like an absolute mess, sweaty, covered in spit and a bright red face from choking on dick. We also get to see more of the foot on the back of the head doggy style variation. This was more what I expected from Zupko, but it was not really my bag.
Summary:Thomas Zupko is one of those directors who you absolutely love, or do not particular care for. For me, the jury is still out a bit, but this Butt Blassted released didn't do much for me at all. The sex was rougher than my taste, but some may find it fun. A great paraphrase from one of the gals was "I just got done with a Zupko shoot and I'm not bleeding or crying, so I guess it was good". If this is what you're looking for, Zupko is your man. If not, steer clear.