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Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck

Studio: Acid Rain » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/17/05

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Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck

Acid Rain

Genre: Vignette

Director: Bobby Damone

Cast: Roxy Jezel, Sascha, Jeneveve Jollee, Otto Bauer, Hillary Scott, Chris Charming, Jasmine Byrne, Benjamin Bratt, Dani Woodward

Length: 115.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 4/15/2005, 4/16/2005

Extra's: The best extra was a 12 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed the cast before, during and after their main scenes. It was funny at times but too short for my tastes (admittedly, it was cool that they left in some of the mini-dramas from the shoot). The complaining about everything by Dani, the throwing up by Jasmine, and Roxy's sudden departure for a drink were all nicely edited out. There were trailers, a photogallery, a breakdown of the scenes, and some spam too. Fans may appreciate the cardboard protective sleeve for the DVD case and the advertising on the second side of the cover too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Bobby Damone for release by Acid Rain. The fleshtones looked good and the amount of grain was low due to decent lighting but the composition of the shots left something to be desired in most cases. In large part, the cameraman seemed to move around a lot in order to find ways to make the gals look something less than their best. The mixture of close ups, medium shots and even establishing long shots wasn't terrible but the gals might've looked better if their visual flaws weren't focused on so often. At least I only saw an occasional compression artifact to mar the otherwise decent picture on the DVD. The stereo English audio track was as basic as they come with limited separation and dynamic range, perfect for low end porn but not something released by a company like Acid Rain.

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Body of Review: Acid Rain is a fairly new company in porn and as such, is trying to find the right combination of factors to set itself apart from the crowd. This being the case, they have mixed it up more than a little bit in an effort to find material that works well enough to really breakthrough. Their latest movie is called Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck, and features a cast of small gals who enjoy sex in various ways on camera. With a title like that, you'd expect the movie to be great but it was slightly below average in my book most of the time. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action to explain what went wrong but fans of the cast may want to get it anyway:

Scene One: Roxy Jezel, the well known porn cutie featured on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up first to establish the formula of the scenes by dancing in her black & pink outfit. Her English accent and dirty talk while she masturbated was pretty warm for me and apparently for Sascha since he ran over to get her ready for some action. He fingered her first and she gave him some great head with tremendous energy; showing that a sloppy BJ can't be beat. He pounded her pussy and had her do some PTM (pussy to mouth) before moving to the anal action. She wasn't as energetic in the anal as I've seen her previously but the scene was still good (she's that talented), in part due to the editing according to what was shown in the BTS feature. She finished off with some ATM after the facial but she didn't swallow.

Scene Two: Jenaveve Jolie, a curvy cutie with long silken hair and a great ass, was up next as she teased the camera in the outdoor garden before the short interview on the inside couch. Her partner was Otto Bauer; a guy I don't see all that often since he acts like he's Nick Manning's older brother (men don't need to do the dirty talk, that's what we want women to do). In any case, her blowjob was less energetic than Roxy but she deep throated him well enough and it looked like fun. The sex this time was vaginal only but she looked good in the various positions and managed to ride him nicely while on top. He rubbed out the load (I prefer the gal does it) and she didn't swallow but she looked to be having fun at least part of the time.

Scene Three: Hillary Scott, the blonde on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she pranced around in her skimpy outfit to tease the camera. She's too thin for my tastes but she knew how to work a pool cue well enough and even a guy like me that isn't into skinny gals found her to be pretty entertaining to watch. Chris Charming was her partner and he started off by rimming her little butt hole before they kissed. I'm not Chris's biggest supporter since he often comes off as creepy to me but he seemed to be on his best behavior here as he took orders from her to do lots of oral to ready her. She didn't blow him very long before she took him deep inside her pussy but aside from her dirty talk, he did much of the work and that weakened the action for me. She was better when they did the anal and he choked her although I'm not really into the rough stuff all that much. With ATM and a solid oral ending, she took the load to her face well enough, gargling and swallowing it at the end.

Scene Four: Jasmine Byrne, a sultry Latina with agreat smile and even better body, was up next with Benjamin Bratt in the living room. The jarring manner in which the scene cut to her blowing him was startling but she did a decent job on him for the most part (this was another one that you should look at the BTS afterwards, not before, with). This set the stage for the heated vaginal and solid anal as he spanked her, slapped her, and pulled her hair to drive his dick deep inside her as though he were in charge. I liked how she talked as though it really worked for her and her passion shined although he was too over the top for me. Fans of ATM (ass to mouth) will appreciate her skill even though he wasn't as gifted as the other men in the movie. In all, it was a good scene and ended with her taking his small load into her mouth to swallow down like a champion.

Scene Five: Dani Woodward, a very attractive redhead who drove the director crazy with her constant whining about everything (watch the BTS feature), put her lean body to work with Sascha, in the living room. If you like redheads, even those with dye jobs, she'll work for you as the kind of sex kitten most men would do anything for to have a shot at. Sadly, her skill levels here were as much a result of decent editing as anything else. There was oral and vaginal this time and both did a fair job of it but it came off as mechanical in most of the positions and she acted like she was on the clock; trying to get him off as soon as possible. It ended with a facial of tiny proportions but she didn't swallow or act like anything happened between them in my estimation.

Summary: Tiny Chicks Sure Can Fuck was a Rent It to me for the various production flaws, the cast not being at their best most of the time, and the lack of solid extras. I liked one scene well enough that I'd suggest people check it out repeatedly but the others, while sometimes good, were always hampered in one way or another. The general theme of the movie was accurately depicted but the running time was not "140 minutes" unless you count the trailers, photogallery and BTS feature, something most people don't think is a reasonable assessment of time. Further, it almost seemed like the director was new to directing porn given the compositional errors here but again, if you're a huge slavering fanboy of the cast, by all means buy it rather than heed my advice. I have heard so many good things about Acid Rain and have even seen a few better efforts from them in the past but the need for polishing up the rough edges was more apparent here than in pretty much any of their past releases I've seen.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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