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Phat Azz White Girls 17

Studio: West Coast Productions » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/20/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Phat Azz White Girls 17

West Coast Productions

Genre: Gonzo / Anal

Condoms: None

Director: L.G.

Length: 120 Minutes

Date Of Production: 7/11/05

Cast: Preshiaus, Madia, Summer Lynn, Cassie, & Cinder

Special Features: The only extras on this release are a quick "Behind the Scenes", a "Photo Gallery". And some crappy "Trailers". Do yourself a favor and completely skip the extras portion of the disc.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. This is the first chance I've had to watch a West Coast release, and I can honestly say that I am not impressed. There were hardly any cases of pixilation or edge enhancement, but that doesn't mean the video quality was good. Phat Azz White Girls was shot using a handheld digital camera, so the colors are sometimes a bit washed, and the lighting does major issues with shadows. They could have spent a little more time and really cleaned up these flaws, but I get the feeling they were more interested in just cranking out another DVD. The audio is 2.0 stereo, and sounds adequate.

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Scene 1: The opening scene begins with a pool guy cleaning out a large pool. He looks in the window and see an average looking brunette masturbating in her bed. Naturally he just walks in and the fun begins. He goes down on her and gives her oral before she returns the favor. She gave a very high intensity blowjob, bobbing her head up and down like a madwoman. He then violates her in several different positions including lots of anal. The scene ends with him jerking off while she lick up his load. This scene was very disappointing. The sex just felt very stale with no passion at all. Combine that with crappy camerawork and you have a very forgettable scene.

Scene 2: This scene stars a cute curly-haired blonde, but sadly the quality isn't much better than the first. As the scene begins she walks out onto the back patio and finds a well-hung black guy standing around. She immediately drops to her knees and give him some sloppy wet oral. The walk inside where she gives him head for a few more minutes. They then take out a butt plug and put it to god use on her "phat azz". He then takes control and violates her pussy and ass in a few different positions. She ends the scene by taking a blast of nut juice to the face. Another scene that was just missing that special "something".

Scene 3: The third scene features an attractive brunette with a tall slender body. She walks into a room and finds a horny black guy (who resembles Stevie Wonder) waiting for action. She is more than happy to oblige and immediately starts working his cock in her mouth. She then jumps on top and rides his cock in the reverse cowgirl position, squealing with glee the entire time. He gives it to her in a few more positions (doggy style & missionary) before he blows his load all over her ass. The sex was much better in this scene, but I still don't think it would hold up to repeated viewings.

Scene 4: . This scene was just a train wreck from the start. First of all this girl does have a reasonably cute face, but her body has tons flaws (pimples, cellulite, etc). She begins the action by giving a decent blowjob to her black partner. They then start to knock boots in all the typical positions: missionary, doggy style, and reverse cowgirl. The sex probably would have been enjoyable had her body been in better shape. I found myself staring at the flaws making it impossible to enjoy the sex. She mercifully ends the scene by taking a monster cumshot all over her face.

Scene 5: The last scene on the disc was also an absolute nightmare. Now I don't mind a girl with a little "junk in the trunk" but this girl's ass was just plain gross. Full of pock marks and cellulite she began the scene by vigorously shaking it for the camera. Feeling queasy I was barely able to watch the rest of the disc. Her ass did take a good pounding in a ouple different positions before her partner blew his load on her face. Thankfully this disc is over.

Final Thoughts: Overall I was very disappointed by this release. The girls weren't all that hot, the sex was bland at times, and the technical quality was sub-par, and it just had a cheap feel to it so why buy it? To those who likes this kind of release it might be worth a rental, but everyone else should just skip it all together. Get your act together West Coast!

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