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Burning Angel.com: The Movie

Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 10/21/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Movie:

For those not in the know, Burning Angel is a website dedicated to hot naked punk rock chicks and music. The closest thing you can compare it to is the Suicide Girls phenomena, as they cater to the punk/music crowd more than the traditional spank movie crowd, but unlike the SG's these gals go full on hardcore for your enjoyment.

The first DVD release from Burning Angel tries something a little different – in between the hardcore sex scenes there are band interviews. This serves as a nice way to break things up a bit and it paces the film effectively. In between the fuck sessions, you'll find interview clips with My Chemical Romance, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Killswitch Engage, Eighteen Visions and Shadows Fall. Also worth noting is that Tim Armstrong, of Rancid fame, did most of the soundtrack for this project.

The cover art for this release touts it as 'a hot load of sex and rock 'n roll' and that about sums it up as good as anything I can come up with. The girls are usually pierced and tattooed multiple times, you'll see a lot of died hair and body art, but most importantly they're one hundred percent natural, free of any silicone enhancements that I noticed, and that makes things all the better. Here's what you get…

Chapter 1 – Nancy Jade, Kylee and Johnny Spritz: The girls start to make out to get things started, and soon his pants are off. Nancy gives him head, then hands the reins over to Kylee who keeps the oral action going hot and heavy style. Nancy blows him again while Kylee sits on his face, then he pounds Nancy doggy style while she goes down on Kylee. Soon they switch up a bit – Kylee lays down on her back so that he can fuck her missionary style, while Nancy kiss her and fondles her breasts. Once he's had all he can take he pulls out and comes all over Nancy's mouth and face and she in turn spits it into Kylee's mouth, bringing this exceptionally hot scene to an end. Following this scene directly is the Eighteen Visions interview in which they discuss their music but also the merits of Edward Penishands.

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Chapter 2 – Presley Paige and Sleazy Pete: Presley starts things off by teasing the camera a bit, laying on the couch and showing off the goods. She strips and Pete comes in. After a kiss, he goes down on her and fingers her for a while, and then she sucks his dick (at which point we get a nice shot of her lower neck/upper chest tattoo – it's pretty impressive). After a lengthy and really sloppy blowjob, He gets her on all fours and eats her out before fucking her doggy style on the couch. He lays her back and they go at it missionary for a bit, and then she rides him reverse cowgirl showing off everything and then some for the camera. Once that's over and done with she puts him back in her mouth and finishes him off. The Killswitch Engage interview follows this scene.

Chapter 3 – Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol: Set against a graffiti clad rooftop somewhere in New York City, Joanna gets things started off with a bang by blowing Tommy and rubbing fantastically perky tits on his rod. After that she leans against the wall and spreads for him and he goes into her doggy style. She gets on top of him next and rides him cowgirl style, bouncing her ass up and down on him, then she gives him head. After that she gets down on all fours, and he starts licking and fingering her ass, getting her ready for the main event. Once she's relaxed enough, he fucks her in the ass doggy style for a good few minutes, and once he's had enough of that, he pulls out and she jerks him off onto her face. Directly following this scene is the My Chemical Romance interview.

Chapter 4 – Jezebelle Bond and Damian: Jezebelle strips right off the bat and after they make out for a bit she goes down on him. He eats her out and fingers her pretty aggressively, then she blows him while he fingers her ass and pussy. She rides him reverse cowgirl, and then he gets her on all fours and does her doggy style for a little bit. After that she's on top of him riding him cowgirl style, working to the finish line where he pulls out and wads on her face. After that scene ends, we get the Shadows Fall interview.

Chapter 5 – Joanna Angel and Presley Paige: Ah, it's lesbian time. Right on! These girls waste no time getting it on atop a nice plush bed. It starts nicely with some heavy petting and some tongue kissing, then the clothes come off and Joanna starts sucking Presley's tits. Presley responds in kind, then she gets Joanna on her back and goes down on her. After a fair bit of that, Joanna flips Presley onto her back and eats her out fairly aggressively, using her fingers on her and playing with her tits while her tongue laps away at her fun-box. After they sixty-nine one another for a minute, a glass dildo comes into play. Presley rubs it on Joanna's chest before inserting it into her and working her with it, then Joanna uses it on Presley. Joanna then leans chest first into the wall while Presley fucks her with the dildo from behind, and then Joanna finishes the scene off by getting Presley back on the bed and fucking her with the sex toy. The Dillinger Escape Plan interview comes up instantly once this scene finishes up.



The fullframe shot on digital video image is pretty crisp with only some mild edge enhancement keeping it from a higher grade. Colors look nice and lifelike, flesh tones as well, and the black levels remain strong throughout. There are a couple of spots where some low level video noise is present, but these are few and far between and overall this presentation looks pretty good.


The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is clean and clear without any evidence of hiss or distortion, however there are more than a couple of spots where the levels fluctuate a fair bit but it's never too harsh. Other than that, there are no problems here. There's plenty of bass in the low end of the soundtrack, and the high end is crisp without any tinny effects or break ups in the audio.


The main supplement on this release is a behind the scenes featurette that runs just under two minutes. This is basically just some candid footage, some bloopers, and some sound bits from Joanna and the girls. Aside from that, there's a twenty-nine image production stills gallery, still galleries for Presley Paige, Joanna Angel, Nancy Jade, Jezebelle Bond and Kylee, and trailers for movies that are available for download off of the Burning Angel website (the clips are Prestley Masturbation (sic), Summer And Bruno, Kylee And Nancy and Angel Baby And Steelie Dan. There's also a very cool liner note insert featuring a brief essay from Joanna that details her experience with Tommy on the rooftop shoot in the third scene.

Final Thoughts:

What's not to love? Good quality hardcore porn featuring some gorgeous girls set to solid music. Burning Angel.com – The Movie is, for lack of a better term, a really fun fuck film. You can tell everyone involved is having a good time, the interviews with the bands are a nice and different way of breaking things up a bit between scenes, and I don't understand how anyone can tire of looking at scorching hot tattooed girls getting it on. Highly Recommended.

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