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Desperate House Whores

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/22/05

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Desperate HouseWhores

Hustler Video

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 120 Minutes

Director: Mark Kismet

Date Of Production: 4/12/05

Cast: Eden, Bobbi Dean, Saskia Steela, Kara Nox & Sandra Romain

Special Features: There really aren't any quality extras on this disc. Hustler really seems to be hit on miss with their titles, and sadly this one is a miss. Just a Slide Show, Trailers, Web Links, and a Director's Profile.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in a full-frame format (4:3). Hustler usually has adequate video quality and that is the case here. There were relatively few compression artifacts during the movie, and no pixilation. The color of the film was also decent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic. In some scenes, however, there were some colors that appeared faded, and some issues with bad lighting. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was adequate. There was no background music during the action.

Body of Review: "From Boring To Whoring" is the slogan for first installment of this new series. The premise is simple: hot housewives get coaxed into breaking out of their shells and doing all sorts of naughty things on film. A review of all five scenes follows:

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Scene 1 Mail Order Bride Sandra Romain. As the opening scene begins we find a bunch of guys walking up to the front door of a house. The knock on the door and Sandra answers. They tell her she has won a "sexual makeover", and of course Sandra acts like she won a cool million. Anyway, the crew walks in and Sandra is confronted by a well-hung stud. He immediately goes down on Sandra, followed by a great blowjob from Sandra. She gets violated in a few different positions, even some doggy style anal. The scene ends with Sandra on her knees taking a cumshot right in her gaping mouth. A good scene, but I've never seen a housewife that looked like Sandra you can tell she's a porn star.

Scene 2 Market Surprise - Eden. Eden is the only girl who actually looks like she could be a mother. While out grocery shopping, Eden is confronted and told she is also a lucky winner. She is given a quick makeover before she meets her new fuck buddy. The two swap oral for nearly twelve minutes. Eden did a masterful job of sucking his cock, even deep throating it on occasion. Eden puts her voluptuous frame to good use and rides him cowgirl style followed by missionary and doggy style. A little tit-fucking and a cumshot end the scene. If all the scenes were like this one, the title wouldn't be so deceiving.

Scene 3 My Two Porn Hunks Saskia Steel.Saskis is the cut brunette on the cover. While innocently watering her yard, Saskia is confronted and told she has won a makeover as well. In a few seconds Saskia is surrounded by two horny guys waiting to have their cocks sucked. Saskia is more than happy to help out, and works them both over orally. The guys then have their way with Saskis fucking her in a plethora of positions even some anal and DP action. The scene ends with Saskia taking two huge loads on nut juice to the face as she smiles. A good scene with some decent chemistry between the actors.

Scene 4 Trailer Park Kara Nox. Kara, a cute blonde, has apparently fallen on hard times. She drives a crappy car and lives in a small trailer. Luckily for her she is about to get a "sexual makeover"!! After getting some new clothes Kara joins two guys on a leather couch. The quickly undress her all the swap oral. Two cocks at once was no problem for Kara, as she put on a great show. Kara then gets violated by one guy, while she sucks off the other. This goes for over twenty minutes before the climactic ending. Both guys jerk off in her face and cover her in many gravy. Kara displayed lots of enthusiasm in energy.

Scene 5 Rich Rich Bobbi Dean. Last up is Bobbi, and to be honest she's just TOO hot for a DVD like this. No way is she a housewife. Her scene starts with a surprise visitor at the door telling her she has won a great prize the famed "sexual makeover". She is then partnered up with a well-hung guy looking for action. Bibbi immediately drops to her knees and gives a fantastic blowjob, often gazing into the camera with her eyes. Bobbi gets pumped in three different positions: missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style. Bobbi ends the scene by lying down and taking a massive cumshot all over her chin and lips.

Final Thoughts: This idea had tons of potential. There are scores of guys out there who would prefer to see a "real" woman in action as opposed to the half silicone girls that are normally founding porn. I said this idea HAD potential because Mark Kismet just didn't deliver. First of all, these girls DO NOT look like average housewives, just porn stars who are too old to act like they're 18. If you go into it (like I did) expecting to see real housewives you'll be disappointed. If you go into just hoping to watch some decent sex then you will be satisfied. Still, its only worth a rental.

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