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Desperate House Whores 2

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/23/05

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Desperate HouseWhores 2

Hustler Video

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 91 Minutes

Director: Mark Kismet

Date Of Production: 6/24/05

Cast: Jamie Huxley, Arianna Alyse, Victoria Von Helkine, Tiffany Rayne, & Nikki Nievez (guest appearance by Jessica Jaymes)

Special Features: There really aren't any quality extras on this disc. Hustler really seems to be hit on miss with their titles, and sadly this one is a miss. Just a Slide Show, Trailers, Web Links, and a Director's Profile. A bonus scene or behind the scenes would have gone a long way towards giving this DVD more fuck for your buck.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in a full-frame format (4:3). Hustler usually has adequate video quality and that is the case here. There were relatively few compression artifacts during the movie, and little pixilation. The color of the film was also decent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic for the most part. In some scenes, however, there were issued with bad lighting. This created unwanted shadows which hitd some fine details and gave the print a dark look. A few more artificial lights could easily have solved this. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was adequate. There was no background music during the action.

Body of Review: "From Boring To Whoring" is the slogan for second installment of this new series. The premise is simple: hot housewives get coaxed into breaking out of their shells and doing all sorts of naughty things on film. A review of all five scenes follows:

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Scene 1 – Jamie. First up is Jaime, a gorgeous brunette that in way resembles a housewife. She discovers that she won a content to get a "sexual makeover". She is introduced to a horny guy who likes like Fabio (really). While on a staircase Jamie goes down on him and delivers an energetic blowjob. There was a fair amount of deep throating and gagging. Still on the stairs, Jaime bends over and get violated from behind. Some fucking in reverse cowgirl, and missionary round out the positions. Jamie takes a massive cumshot to the face to conclude the scene. A great scene, but it doesn't feel like you're watching a "desperate housewhore".

Scene 2 – Arianna. Arianna is a petite brunette with a slim natural body. She is washing her car when she finds out she is also a lucky winner. After a quick makeover she meets her new fuck buddy. While outside near a pool Arianna starts things off by giving him a sensual blowjob. It was very intense, but it was still enjoyable. They begin screwing in the missionary positions followed by doggy style, and reverse cowgirl. Arianna takes a weak cumshot to the chin as the scene ends. Arianna looks like she is 20 years old…hardly a desperate housewife.

Scene 3 – Jessica & Victoria. Victoria, a scrawny brunette, steps out of a helicopter to learn that she is the newest girl to win a "sexual makeover". After a quick change of clothes Victoria walks back into the hangar to find a horny guy and girl (Jessica Jaymes). They lay her down on a table and give her pussy a good long licking. Victoria gets nailed in the missionary position, while Jessica stands by and feels her up. They bang in a few more positions and Jessica even lets Victoria lick her pussy a little. The scene ends with both girls sharing the cumshot which the swap a little. A good scene, but some weird surroundings.

Scene 4 – Tiffany. This scene totally ruined any hopes I had of believing these girls were housewives. Tiffany is a cute blonde who looks to be barely 18. After founding out she is also a winner, she gets a quick makeover. She is introduced to her partner in an office building. Tiffany immediately drops to her knees and gives a very satisfying blowjob. The couple begins crewing in the reverse cowgirl position where we get to see Tiffany clitoral piercing for the first time. Doggy style, missionary, and spooning are the positions the also bang in. Tiffany then lets him jerk off in her face to conclude the seen. I'd expect to find this scene is a DVD called "Barely 18" not "Desperate Housewhores".

Scene 5 – Nikki. Last up in Nikki, a tiny brunette who looks like she could still be in college. She also received a quick makeover before getting to meet her two new partners. They begin things by feeling Nikki up and slowly undressing her. Nikki gives the guys a quick blowjob. She has no trouble satisfying two cocks at the same time. The guys then take control and give it Nikki in countless different positions. It was really hot to see Nikki get fucked from behind by one guy, while the other fucks her face. They manage to get her to perform some DP action before Nikki takes both loads right I the kisser. Nikki was a real trooper in this scene, and acted as if she really enjoyed the experience.

Final Thoughts: My biggest complaint with "Desperate Housewhores 1" was that the girls looked a little young and the desperate housewife idea wasn't working. In this release, the girls are even younger and hotter, totally ruing the effect. Don't get me wrong, it's a very good DVD, but it doesn't deliver what it promises. Pick it up because it was some great sex, not because you hope to see hot housewives do naughty things. Because of the misleading title, I can only give it a rating of Rent It.

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