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Teen Fuck Holes #3

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/23/05

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Teen Fuck Holes 3

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Tim Von Swine

Cast: Tiffany Taylor, Randy Spears, Nilla, John Strong, Sean Michaels, Andrea Ash, Manuel Ferrara, Lindsay Lane, Steve French, Marcos Leon, Zoie J.; Tim Von Swine (in the bonus footage only though)

Length: 134 minutes

Date of Production: 8/7/2005 (box); 7/20/2005, 7/26/2005, 7/30/2005, 8/6/2005, 8/7/2005 (credits)

Extra's: For me, the best extra was the 29.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that allowed the cast a chance to introduce themselves. Yeah, there was some nudity and all the other stuff you'd expect on a good BTS feature but I think Swine tends to offer up very complementary features when not working with Jake Malone. The second best extra was the bonus scene between Andrea Ash and director Tim Von Swine in the usual POV blowjob action. She had just showered off from her scene in the movie with Manuel and was able to give him a slow, sultry hummer with a slight titty fuck for good measure. It lasted 8.5 minutes and seemed to be a decent bit of work if not the best oral I've seen today. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, some trailers, and the usual advertising on one side DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen Fuck Holes 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Tim Von Swine for distribution by Platinum X Pictures. The lighting was better here than in previous releases but still needed some work. There was some minor grain and video noise too but that was my biggest problem with it (and it wasn't a big problem this time). The fleshtones were somewhat too saturated at times as well and a small watermark with Platinum X Pictures was a constant reminder of where the DVD came from in the lower right hand corner. I think Platinum X Pictures have made a lot of improvements to the visual quality of their DVDs in the last year and this was one of Tim's better looking releases of late; generally up to PXP's usual standards. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English audio track was handled well enough but it was nothing significantly different from most gonzo on the market these days.

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Body of Review: Tim Von Swine has been one of the up and coming directors at the powerhouse RLD/PXP for awhile now, improving on his works as time goes by. Known for his somewhat "swinish" attitude towards women on occasion, he tends to bring home the bacon as often as not, putting him in solid company given his co-workers. His latest movie is the 196th offering by Platinum X Pictures, Teen Fuck Holes 3; the sequel to Teen Fuck Holes 2. The main premise of the movie is to showcase gals new to porn having hardcore sex with few limits. Some did anal, others did DPs, and still others put their God given talents to work with simple oral/vaginal scenes. In short, it was a basic approach designed to provide the niche audience with what many people want to see, with few frills attached. That said, here's a quick glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and some of the gals were truly superior to the pack:

Scene One: Tiffany Taylor, the attractive 19 year old on the front DVD cover, was up first as she was introduced by experienced Randy Spears; a guy who acted as if he were the luckiest man on Earth to get to work with her. Her brilliant eyes, all natural figure, and winning smile were a nice package indeed and Randy knew it. They made out, he fingered her awhile, and she slowly inhaled his penis to a very nice effect (gagging on it a bit too) before they moved to some serious boning action. The care she showed with his penis in her mouth was very nice to behold but once she began pumping up and down on his rod so energetically, I forgot all about it. She earned every nickel of her pay with the vaginal pounding she took (and PTM: pussy to mouth) on the comfy blue chair. It ended with him rubbing out a load onto her face and while she didn't smile, she still looked great after all the sweaty sex.

Scene Two: Nilla, something of a waifish gal (pun intended for the clueless), claimed to be 18 years old and born on 7/3/1987; a believable age by the looks of her. The scene was filmed on 8/6/2005 and her partners were John Strong and Sean Michaels in this, her third scene in porn. There wasn't a lot of tease this time since the action started with the trio pawing each other as Tim asked her the usual questions, and she quickly dropped to her knees to alternate between them orally. While she looked as if she'd had several hundred dicks cross those lips by the way she blew them, she was definitely in need of some professional polish as it oftentimes came off as somewhat mechanical work to her. She still had her baby fat and she managed to take them in both of her holes (pussy and ass, not counting her oral) with DP's being the primary action of the scene. They did most of the work and the scene fell flat to me but fans of new gals will appreciate her lack of experience in front of the camera.

Scene Three: Andrea Ash, an extremely cute 19 year old with much nicer curves than Nilla had, not to mention a great tan, was up next as she gave her interview on the two toned couch. Her all natural body enhanced the mood nicely but her fleshy ass looked ready for action (sadly, she only did oral and vaginal this time) too. Manuel Ferrara was her partner of choice this time and he knew how to warm her up as he jilled her with his hand (she was jerking him off at the time too). He then went to snacking on her crotch and she really appreciated his gentle tongue lapping at the folds of her tight pussy. Interestingly, the vaginal action came first and the oral afterwards with her jerking out a load before some titty fucking and the eventual load to her face. She was energetic and playful, making the otherwise okay scene seem even better.

Scene Four: Lindsay Lane, another cute 19 year old, born on 8/3/1985 but looking a few years older to my trained eye, was from New York (complete with accent). Her body had a lot of blemishes around her legs and ass but I doubt many of you would kick her out of bed if given the chance to bone her. Her partners this time were Steve French and Marcos Leon, and after a blasphemous story about her first blowjob beside a church (a great story too), she started inhaling their members like a well trained expert. Her breasts were droopy and the ass zits really turned me off but she was loud and proud to take dick in all three of her so-called "fuck holes". A willingness to engage in various forms of taboo sex has to count for something and while she wasn't the best of the batch, she did an okay job most of the time here. The scene ended with her swallowing their loads but most fans hope she loses the zits and puts that Marissa Tomei look to better use in the future.

Scene Five: Zoie J., a curvy blonde born on 6/4/1987, also had a Yankee accent but a much more appealing body in her eleventh scene in the business. She posed while giving her interview and partner Steve French (AKA: the hairy dude) tore into her after she warmed up with a small vibrator. She might've looked to be in her mid 20's and not the best lay of the show but she did seem to want to put some motion in the ocean as the couple screwed. Oral, vaginal, and anal sex were all on the menu as he took advantage of her loose sexual mores on the couch. It was another generic scene for me but she had some untapped potential that might work better when she gains some more experience. It ended with her getting a facial from him and she swallowed some of it but most of the load gave her a "Got Milk?" smile.

Summary: Teen Fuck Holes 3 was worth a rating of Rent It to me since some of the scenes were really generic compared to others. While gals like Tiffany could've nearly made the movie a winner all by herself, too many of the others were sexually skilled but lacking in some major way. In all though, there was a decent amount of fuck for the buck and I think Tim Von Swine may well be on his way to success based on the formula he shows here but he needs to focus on higher quality gals more than brand new ones. Technically though, he seems to be improving his works and this bodes well for fans of his style of porn, so take a look if you're still interested.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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