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Fuck My Ass!!


Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 11/1/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Foreign Compilation

Director: Various

Cast: Vera, Jessica Florentino, Tiffany Hopkins, Thalia, Natali Di Angelo, Sarah Blue, Francesca Fellucci

Length: One Hour, 34 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: Private is known for their high production values and this 2005 release is no exception. The shots tend to vary in lighting and camera styles, but there were no noticeable technical issues throughout the DVD. There are a lot of variances from scene to scene as far as music and background lighting is concerned, but none were painful to watch.

Extras: There is a nice chunk of Extras on this DVD. The highlight of which is a Bonus Scene starring Cindy Lords. Although this really does belong on the Extras section as it was more of a photo shoot rather than a full blown sex scene, with many pauses in the action while the photographers can snap off their shot. There is a photobook and production notes showing the various locations and times these scenes were filmed. There are also trailers from "The Private Life of Petra Short", "Girls Night Out", "The Private adventures of Pierre Woodman 6","Fetish Frenzy" and "XXX 22". There is also an extended trailer for "Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island". As all Private features, you can choose to listen to the movie in several different languages and subtitles.

Body of Review: "Fuck My Ass" is part of Private's XXX collection, which is a compilation from various directors under the employ of Private Productions. These scenes are shot specifically for this DVD and are not cut from other DVD releases. The upside of this technique is the viewer gets an idea of the different adult DVD directorial styles available from Private. The downside, is that you only get a small taste.

Scene 1: Vera

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Bar KnockersThe first scene, shot in July 2004 in Hungary by Frank Thring and features the Czech actress Vera. In a very un-crowed bar, we see beautiful actress Vera accosted by two men. Vera is a hot blonde with a nice rack. Although you hardly get to see what her face looks like without a cock in her mouth. The two studs nail her little twat and ass, including some enthusiastic double penetration. The finale ends with Vera coved in ball juice all over her cute mug. The DP shots are very hard, and we get a get a lot of ball slapping balls. Although I like the energy, the idea of slapping balls with another man doesn't do much for me.

Scene 2: Jessica Florentino

Sex Bath: This scene was shot in July 2004 by Gianfranco Romagnoli and stars Czech fuck toy, Jessica Florentino. After a stroll down the beach of a tropical paradise, our Jessica walks past two men hard at work cleaning up coconuts. Jessica blows off their first attempt at love, but the two men don't give up. They make their way over to Ms. Florentino and offer her a nice roll in the sand. Jessica accepts their proposal and immediately goes cock to cock like a butterfly in a flower garden. The guys take turns trading vaginal intercourse for a blow job, before the anal act comes out of Jessica's bag of tricks. The DP thing is done as well, but briefly before coconut milk is shot on her cute as a button face. The one thing that's awkward is the amount of sand that is forced into Jessica's nether region. Looks like it may be a bit painful for all participants. There is a reason why sand paper condoms have not been created. This scene wasn't that great, in my opinion.

Scene 3: Tiffany Hopkins

Sex Chase in Graffiti Land: This scene was shot in Spain by Lucrecia Del Toro. French Actress, Tiffany Hopkins and her partner are playing Matrix-esque roles while fighting imaginary people in a graffiti covered abandoned building. Tiffany is a black haired women, who might excite those how have a Trinity fetish. She's got small breasts, and a boyish ass, but is as stretchable and an athletic lover. The two fuck in some great Matrix-esque sexual positions, including standing with one leg over the guys shoulder, and doggy style where Tiffany's feet are off the ground. The music made it rather entertaining. The sexual athleticism is entertaining, but the scene didn't produce much heat. Great concept, however.

Scene 4: Natalli Di Angelo & Sarah Blue

Dungeon Blonds: This scene was shot in the Czech Republic by Susi Medusa Gottardi in December 2004. Slovakian Natalli Di Angelo and Czech Sarah Blue are Dungeon Blonds. Sarah is playing rough with her male suitor. She's got a bad case of 80s hair that looks like it's between hair colors, like a brunette just got the color stripped from her hair to go blonde, but it's stuck in an orange in between hell. After a black alley BJ, sun glass be-speckled Natalli shows up to add another dimension to the scene. Sarah sucks cock hard with reckless abandon before Natalli goes to take to cock in her turd cutter. Both chicks take turns getting their poopers pummeled with some taste testing in between before they share a healthy helping of back alley throw. This scene attempted to be fetish in design, but really didn't offer much in that respect, nor in any sort of chemistry. Natalli was hot, but the sunglass thing was a bit annoying. Sarah didn't do much for me.

Scene 5: Francesco Fellucci

Bowling Threesome: This scene was shot in January 2005 by Tom Herold and stars Czech actress Francesco Fellucci. She's got a great "girl next door" look to her with a small mini denim skirt and glasses ensamble. She's learning how to bowl in this scene. Soon the lesson goes from bowling to blowing and getting nailed by two guys at once. She's got a great fake rack and tight body. This is by far the best scene of the bunch as Francesco is super hot and gets down and dirty as common street trash. This is always a winning combination in my book. I will be looking for this woman in the future.

Scene 6:

Thalia Slammers: Shot in Paris in February 2005, Marc Lelong enlists Czech actress Thalia for a bit of adult fun. Thalia is working at a bar on all fours scrubbing the floor and the manager notices and kindly asks her to suck his rising cock. She obliges and gets the attention of two other bar patrons. Thalia is super tall with a great face and natural tits. She looks like she's built for sex with a nice ass and super long legs. She takes on all three guys desperately working to satisfy all of them, only glancing up from her mission to look at the camera. She takes anal like the pro she is and cries for more. The guys jerk off on her ass and the owner shoots is wad on the table and Thalia licks it up with a smile on her face. Fin.

Summary: This DVD has some annoyances and there is not a whole lot of flow between the scenes since each has it's own director. Rent this DVD, as you can find much better from Private. There are a couple of good scenes, and a couple of not so great. There is plenty of Anal sex, double penetrations and facials for the hardcore fan. This release is currently on sale at AdultDVDempire.com and is worth it at the reduced price.


Cheers,

Colonel Mustard



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