Special Features: The only extras Colossal put on this release are a slideshow and a lame behind the scenes featurette. With only five scenes on the disc, they really should have made more of an effort.
Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as are most titles shot for Colossal I'm glad to say that the video quality up to their above-average standard. There was only the slightest pixilation/edge enhancement present, and when there was it was not enough to distract you from the action. The color palette was warm and provided extremely lifelike hues. There was plenty of natural and artificial lighting so there were no shadows to hide any detail. The audio was in 2.0 stereo and sounded fine with decent separation. p>
Body Of Review: The latest idea in porn comes from Colossal Entertainment and their release "Drunk On Cum". In each of the five scenes, an attractive girl sucks and fucks their partner until he blows his load. Not happy to merely swallow it down, these girls spit the load back into a glass full of alcohol so they can get – drunk on cum. A quick review of each scene follows.
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Scene 1 – Samantha. Samantha is a cute little blonde with a typically flawless body. She starts the scene by giving a quick introduction in which she proclaims herself to be a professional cum drinking. Her partner then walks into view an the action really heats up. Samantha gives a spectacular blowjob while looking into the camera. She then gets violated in a bunch if different positions: missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style. At the end she takes a massive load in her mouth which she promptly spits into a drinking glass filled with liquor. She slowly sips the drink as the scenes fades out. A solid opening scene.
Scene 2 – Eve. Eve is a wild brunette with a huge pair of tits. As soon as her introduction is over she starts giving her man an unbelievable blowjob. Eve apparently likes to give sloppy wet blowjobs, because she drools all over the place. There is also a fair amount of face-fucking and gagging throughout the scene. Despite being treated to roughly, Eve acts like she wants it even harder. After working his cock orally for twenty minutes he rewards Eve with a monster load in the mouth. Eve promptly spits it back out and drinks it down again. This is one of the best blowjob scenes I've watched in a long time.
Scene 3 – Haley. Haley is a edgy looking brunette with dark blue eyes. She begins her scene by giving her recipe for the perfect cum cocktail. Hayley starts things off by giving a nice looking blowjob. While not as wild as Eve it was still very sexy. With the foreplay over Haley gets fucked in a few different positions while laying on the floor. What I especially liked was how Hayley would stop and give more head between each position. The scene ends with taking the cumshot in the mouth which she spits back into a wine glass. The camera zooms in close to catch every detail of Haley drinking her well-earned cum cocktail.
Scene 4 – Tyla. Tyla isn't the cutest girl you'll ever see, but she does have a great body. She whips herself up a quick drink but its missing one crucial ingredient – cum. Tyla approaches her partner and undoes his pants so she can give him some head. One weird part was during the blowjob Tyla turns to the camera and spits on the lens. She licks it up before turning her attention back on her partner. There is unstop drooling and gagging for the rest of the scene, and at one point Tyla's face was COMPLETELY covered in spit. She does get fucked in a couple positions, but the focus of the scene is clearly on Tyla's oral skills. Tyla sucks cock like a woman possessed until she gets a load of many gravy in her mouth. Like the other girls she spits it back out only to drink it mixed with alcohol. Tyla gives a great performance in this scene.
Scene 5 – Barbara. Barbara is a cute Euro blonde with big blue eyes. Barbara is all ready to enjoy her rum and cola, but stops when she realizes she forgot to add the cum (how could that happen!?). She walks into another room and finds her partner waiting for some action. Barbara wastes little time before she goes down on him and sucks his schlong. The rest of the scene is fairly typical however. Barbara and her partner knock boots in all the typically positions before he cums in her mouth. Only then can Barbara truly enjoy her drink. Barbara almost tried too hard in this scene as her constant wails were a tad distracting. Overall it was still a decent scene.
Final Thoughts: The one thing I can say for this DVD is that it's different; I thought I'd seen it all until I watched it. I don't think the whole "cum cocktail" idea adds much to the scenes, but the sex is still enjoyable. The girls all act really playful and that makes for some playful lighthearted sex. Don't buy this DVD because you expect to enjoy watching girls getting drunk on cum, buy it for the quality action. Recommended.