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Studio: Bad Seed » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 11/12/05


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Latina

Director: Brett Maverick

Cast: August, Shy Love, Jennifer Luv, Olivia O'Lovely, Alexis Malone, Nadia Nice, Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn

Length: 2hr 18 min

Production Date: Bad Seed, 2005

Extras: -=2 Bonus scenes, (1) From Ass Pumpers with Nadia Nyce and Billy Glide (2) From Foot Job Alexis Malone and Rick Masters, both scenes are very satisfying and well performed. These were the best parts of the disc.=- -=Chapter Selection, without act access=- -=Gallery=- -=Web Info=- -=Trailers=-

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is in 2.0 and very good. Dialogue and sounds come in strong and clearly. The Video of the film is Full Frame Color and is decent. There is a good deal of over lighting and this causes some washed out images. What is more frustrating is the camera work itself. It is too close at times and too off kilter at others. I found myself tilting my head to watch certain scenes.

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Body of Review: Bad Seed goes loco with 5 Latin ladies for a south of the border bang out. Promising to satisfy your Latina lust, Brett Maverick helms the camera for this flick. Although this is a fairly weak disc, it might appeal to those who have a thing for an all Latina cast.

Scene 1: Jennifer Luv

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial

Positions: Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary

Condoms: No

Jennifer Luv is a leggy Latina with a wide smile and nice natural body. Brett gets her to shake her bronzed boobs during the interview segment. They squirt a ton of lube in her pussy and Jennifer sticks half her hand inside to make some nasty swamp noises. When Jennifer turns to sucking dick her excitement picks up. Watching her cute face get busy is hot and she allows things to get rather messy. Jennifer is equally hot riding cock and throughout the scene she remains passionate about her work. The acts are typical and the sex about average but the pounding remains intense and well performed. At times Brett's camera shots are tilted at an artistic angle or too close to the action to be clearly seen--these moments, while infrequent, are annoying. Jennifer receives a meaty shot of spunk that she allows to spill off her chin.

Scene 2: Alexa

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial

Positions: Doggy, Missionary, Cowgirl

Condoms: Yes

Alexa is a nice looking woman with plump and pierced breasts. After a Q&A segment she lies back and Billy slowly eats her out. This gets her Spanish pussy moist and ready. She offers Billy some oral pleasure but this act isn't very exciting. Her mouth is perhaps too tiny or she just doesn't like do this because she focuses all her attention on the tip of his shaft. The sex itself is rather boring too, as Billy pumps away Alexa bounces against him and moans a whines a good deal but she never really seems into her partner. She is slightly surprised by a cumshot to the lips and remains stiff as a board thereafter. The lighting is too harsh at times and it makes the scene worse.

Scene 3: August

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial

Positions: Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary

Condoms: Yes

August is probably the hottest girl on the disc, despite some heavy makeup and hair like a lion. Her ass is perfectly round and comes with a great set of natural breasts. She's a lot more relaxed and eager the girl before and this is especially true in the blowjob scene. She spits on the guy's shaft and rams it down her throat. August loves getting pounded in doggy and I love watching it, but Brett's angles and shots are annoying. Again, he is getting too close to the action, so images become fuzzy. And he's too jerky with the camera. August puts in a fine performance, but she never really gets to shine. Most of the scene is in the doggy position and I get the feeling that she's not being given much control. It's more of a just-lie-there-and-take-it scene. In the end, the guy unleashes his load twice on her chin and lips.

Scene 4: Olivia O'Lovely

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal

Positions: Standing Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary

Condoms: Yes

Olivia is a heavier Latina with wild red streaks in her hair and a double pair of juicy lips. After a long winded introduction Olivia finally gets to work. She's a nice looking woman, but far from my type. Despite this I enjoy watching her enormous breasts jostle around--and little else. The sex is decent; Olivia is into the action, but nothing extraordinary comes from the scene. It's forever before this scene takes off and even once it does it is interrupted by the actors and Brett joking around or goofing off. Another bummer.

Scene 5: Shy Love

Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial

Positions: Missionary, Doggy, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl

Condoms: No

Shy Love is a smoking lady. She's long legged with a plump rear and perky little breasts. But her eyes freak me out. She looks like a wild-eyed cat from a cartoon and it's hard not to think of anything but this. Shy Love takes the meat well and gives us perhaps the best scene on the disc. She digs the action she's getting and gives back a fair performance. What I didn't like however was the monotony of the scene (as seen in all before) and the shots taken. The positions are limited and are stretched too long, and Brett's camera work is anything but enjoyable. Shy's crazy stare aside, I liked watching her body and her action. The disc ends with a thick wad delivered to her chin.

Concluding Words: There's very little to enjoy on this disc. The women are sub-standard and the action lifeless and simple. One would think that given these qualities, which are difficult to alter (you can only make an actress so much more beautiful) the best would made from what is offered. Instead, the movie is lackadaisical in its filming. It's shoddy and has a thrown-together feeling that doesn't quite deliver. The lighting is too harsh at times, the camera too tight on the subject, and the shots too erratic for long-lasting enjoyment. Humdrum performances and some new footage of the same old stuff rank this one pretty low. If you really dig Latinas this might worth a rental, even though there are better ones out there. Rent It. It's bad when the supplemental Bonus Scenes taken from other films outshine the film itself.


 



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