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Please... Drill My Ass #2

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/16/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Please Drill My Ass 2

Elegant Angel

Genre: Vignette

Director: Chris Charming

Cast: Tory Lane, Chris Charming, Katja Kassin, Marie Luv, Sandra Romain, Kat, Joe Rock; Vanessa Lane (bonus scene only)

Length: minutes

Date of Production: 9/11/2005

Extra's: Most people will appreciate the bonus scene from Please Drill My Ass 1 between Vanessa Lane and Chris Charming the most. I described it below for those who care but it was a nice 21.5 minute extra for those who haven't seen it. I liked the 8.5 minute long Behind the Scenes extra more (remember, I have the first disc) as it combined some photoshoots and extra nudity though. I also liked the 17.5 minutes of masturbation footage that started off with Katja doing herself, went to Marie, and then finished up with Sandra. The other extras included a photogallery, some trailers, spam, and a double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Please Drill My Ass 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Chris Charming for distribution by Elegant Angel. The lighting was almost always solid, the resulting grain minimal, and the composition of the camera angles was done as advertised in point of view (POV) fashion as if you, the viewer, are getting to participate in the scenes. I've seen better use of the angle (a steadier hand, better editing, and the like) but it was nicely done for a first (or at least early) movie in the director's career. He does a decent job of screwing and that probably earned him his spot as a director, but he has some rough edges to work out before he can elevate his act to that of the best in the business (the ones immediately coming to mind are Mike John, Jules Jordan, and a few others). I wish the action had been a bit more varied, at least in terms of the background scenery (like staying outside for example), but it wasn't bad at all. The stereo English audio was pretty basic with the couples being heard easily enough but there was no separation between the channels and it had a limited dynamic range.

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Body of Review: With all the performers seemingly trying to become directors these days, it comes as no surprise that companies like Elegant Angel are offering chances for them to succeed in their goal of crossing over. Elegant has long been a leader in taking chances like this, typically showing a decent ratio of hits in the process. The latest movie in this line of thinking is Chris Charming's Please Drill My Ass 2, the sequel to his last POV adventure; Volume 1. The action was similar; show a gal wanting to have sex in all three holes with Chris boning her hard as he filmed the action point of view style. He still had some rough edges here but some of the performances were great! Here's a brief look at the scenes, noting that neither Chris nor Joe (the only other guy here) used condoms during the sex:

Scene One: Tory Lane, the gal on the front cover, claimed to be 22 years old and ready to fuck in the narration of the scene. She wanted Chris Charming to "rev her engine" and had the initial scene in the automotive repair shop. Her tease footage was short but sweet and she immediately went to grab his package as she prepared to blow him. She gave good head and the POV camera angle worked well here with some nice pussy work before the advertised anal. She was more active during the vaginal sex but she masturbated during the backdoor action enough to make it acceptable for her. She showed some solid heat during the scene and ended with the usual facial as she jerked him off all over the place.

Scene Two: Katja Kassin, a hotty with some junk in the trunk, claimed to be 25 years old and from Germany (like her partner for the scene Chris Charming). For those who've lied under a rock the last several years, she's arguably one of the best anal queens in the business for her passionate anal performances and lately she's been trying new hair styles to mix it up a bit. After some nice tease, she started inhaling his meat pipe like there'd be no tomorrow and did so in a playful manner that aroused even a jaded old porn hound like me. This led, of course, to her riding his cock in her pussy and ass like she was on fire; grinding her hips, bouncing up and down, and otherwise trying to drain him dry. It ended when she jerked him off into her mouth and swallowed the load down after blowing cum bubbles. Whew!

Scene Three: Marie Luv, a lean black gal that has been in a lot of movies this year, masturbated in a hammock before taking on Chris Charming inside the house. I'm not her biggest fan but she did a decent job here with the oral, vaginal, and anal sex; showing a little bit of energy but an over the top performance that seemed fake as could be. The trade off between dead fish sex and fake sex is one each of us has to determine for ourselves but I'd rather a gal fake it than lie back and let me do all the work. She used dirty talk and gave a bouncing ride though so it wasn't all bad.

Scene Four: Sandra Romain, the brunette with some junk in her trunk by the way her tight jean shorts looked at the beginning of the next scene, was the next contestant in the movie. Fans of anal sex are probably aware that she's a Romanian gal in her early twenties. She played a hitchhiker along the roadway, bending over to slow traffic down. This was abruptly cut away from to showcase her at Chris Charming's knees, handling his penis as though she were savoring the moment. She built up to her usual tempo (as the cell phone rang in the background) slowly, almost teasing the load out of him before she rode him with an energy that even Katja didn't show this time. Like most of the others, she did some taste testing but it wasn't until she took the anal that she shined above the pack (well, maybe not compared to Katja). It lasted a long time and Chris yanked his dick out of her ass to pop all over her ass at the end. Yum!

Scene Five: Kat, a 19 year old skinny gal that generally appeals to those who like performers that look like children, was up next in a scene with Joe Rock and Chris Charming in a bedroom. She handled their meat orally well enough to get the nod and the vaginal with anal was also solid in most ways. The DP wasn't her strong point but she did show some enthusiasm so even if I'm not into her, I recognize that she's a talented gal worth a look to those not turned off by her youth.

Bonus Scene: Please Drill My Ass 1: Vanessa Lane, an attractive brunette with a tight body, was up next in a yellow bikini as she put lotion all over herself on a lawn chair outside. It led to masturbating and soon after that; she was in the living room with Chris Charming's cock in her mouth. It took two hands to handle his whopper but she provided what was arguably the best blowjob of the entire movie with eye contact, playfulness, and a lot of intense suction going on. That she also used her hands to increase the friction was just icing on the cake for me before they boned with an equal amount of intensity. She did vaginal with ease and some decent, if not the best here, anal, both with plenty of taste testing and the usual moans of pleasure she's known for. I really liked how she worked out his load onto her face and swallowed, making this a very good scene (he even came twice).

Summary: Please Drill My Ass 2 was easily worth a rating of Recommended and I nearly gave it an even higher nod for the attractive cast, the heated sex, and the amount of fuck for the buck on display in the movie. The technical values needed some fine tuning and I'll be the first to admit that a couple of the gals that I'm not into gave good performances but Sandra, Katja, and Tory were all looking and performing in ball milking scenes that had a lot of replay value. If Elegant Angel's head honcho, Patrick Collins, can assist Chris in learning to work the camera more steadily, I think he'll be able to develop another winner; just as he has done in the past.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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