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NarcAssist, The

Studio: Anarchy Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/16/05

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The NarcASSist Uncensored!

Anarchy Films

Genre: Vignette

Director: Ariana Jollee

Cast: Katrina Kraven, Jackie Moore, Benjamin Brat, Sophia, Buster Good, Audrey Hollander, Johnny "Bad Bob" Thrust, Otto Bauer, Jada Fire, Seth Dickens, Ariana Jollee, Brian Surewood, Tony T.

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 6/16/2004

Extra's: The best extra was easily the 20 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased the cast and crew at work. Ariana was always having fun and cameraman Jimmy D. made a few astute observations about gender inequality and other matters relating to life. There were also trailers and a photogallery but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The NarcASSist Uncensored! was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Ariana Jollee for distribution by Anarchy Films. The lighting was somewhat inconsistent which caused problems with grain, shadows, and video noise but this didn't harm the heat of the scenes all that much this time. I saw only a few compression artifacts and I guess my biggest gripe about the visual aspects of the movie was how the composition of the shots wasn't always enhancing to the women. From focusing on blemishes to cutting off heads, to spending too much time on the men, it lacked the kind of straightforward attitude needed to make a good looking porno. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English audio was okay though with minimal separation or dynamic range to speak of though I could hear the cast well enough (too well in the case of some of the men) and even the background noises left in.

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Body of Review: Its been a long time since I saw a DVD from Anarchy Films and I'll admit that whatever issues they have with accurate reviews, I missed them since they have released some quality porn over the years. A quick glance of my older reviews showed that I gave them a rent it or better almost all of the time, a pretty solid track record given the general state of porn these days. Their latest release to see the light of day in my review pile was the directorial debut of performer Ariana Jollee called The NarcASSist Uncensored!. Essentially, it was a collection of hardcore anal scenes with a nice selection of talented gals well equipped to handle the task at hand. I'm not sure what the label in the bottom right hand corner of the DVD case meant when it claimed "Banned in the USA" since I'm located there and the DVD is in my hands but with a talented crew to back up performers, I figured this had a good shot at winning me over once more. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and actions, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Katrina Kraven and Jackie Moore, were up first in a scene with Benjamin Brat. They were on their hands and knees with glass dildos stuffed in their anal cavities and legs taped together as Ariana toyed with them a bit. Katrina was the central gal of the scene and did the first ATOGM but both of them were sucking ass and dick before the show was over. The emphasis was always on anal and related tricks but the gals, both of whom have given some great performances in the past, were subdued this time and the action rather slow. He did the work and they took it easy so even the cum swapping ending didn't help it gain anything in my opinion.

Scene Two: Sophia, a very attractive gal to me, was up next as she masturbated on the staircase in conjunction with Ariana. Her partner was the heavily tattooed Buster Good; a guy that reminds me of both Tony T. and Nick Manning in terms of crap talk towards the women they work with (which may work for some of you but not me). I was tempted to turn off the audio but listened for the review (the sacrifices I make) and the scene was otherwise pretty good. She gave a solid and sloppy blowjob that showed off her considerable skill before the screwing began. They did vaginal and anal with him manhandling her and spanking her like a punk would do. She was a lazy fuck this time and let him do the work so the scene really didn't do a lot for me here. It ended with an anal creampie that she swallowed a bit of but it was not the best scene to show off her potential.

Scene Three: Audrey Hollander, the redheaded vixen known for some pretty heated scenes in recent years, was up next in a warehouse scene with Johnny "Bad Bob" Thrust and Otto Bauer. Otto seemed intent on dirty talking his way past Buster in terms of being obnoxious and Bob sheepishly followed suit. They used and abused her like a fuck toy and she was doing a DAP (double anal penetration) within minutes of the scene starting up. The sex itself showed a lot of energy but lacked passion with the trio seemingly acting like they were screwing on a bet. This might work for some of you but I'm no misogynist and it wasn't convincing to me that she wanted it that way except to impress her employer. This ended with another creampie that she tasted (Ariana got some too) but it wasn't anything special for me to stroke to.

Scene Four: Jada Fire, a black gal with some extra baby fat left on her frame and huge areolas, was up next in the warehouse with Seth Dickens on a platform. He spent a lot of time going down on her and she seemed appreciative, as evidenced by her oral in response to him. It was a short bout of blowing though as he wanted more than that so the next thing I knew, he was tapping her pussy hard. It was a good ride although she's never been my type of gal and the anal proved she had some spunk for the back door action many of you enjoy watching. The two almost seemed as though they were in a contest to outdo one another here, displaying passion I haven't seen from her in a long time. It ended when he dropped a load all over her face and chest, making for a good scene.

Scene Five: Ariana Jollee, the director and gal on the front DVD cover, reserved the last spot for herself as she teased in her orange fishnet outfit and stripper shoes in a garage. While she had masturbated throughout the scenes and even slightly participated in them, she was never allowed to give her all as she was here with Brian Surewood, Tony T., and Otto Bauer. Granted, I've never thought highly of the last two men but if anyone could put them in their place; it would be Ariana. She blew them in turn as they circled around her and they rode her other holes as if taking advantage of a once in a lifetime opportunity with plenty of energy. She did all the usual circus act tricks, including DAP (double anal penetration) and taste testing with a glee reserved for only the best performers in the business. They blew loads all over her face (or the car where she licked it clean) and the movie ended on a high note.

Summary: The NarcASSist Uncensored! had a lot of ups and downs (as well as ins and outs) but ultimately, I felt a rating of Rent It was most accurate to describe the overall quality it had to offer as a stroke flick. The movie started out fairly weakly and too many of the men were second (or third) tier and except for a single decent extra, there was little to add value to the DVD itself. Watching the BTS feature, it was clear that Ariana Jollee was at least co-director of the movie so I applaud her trying to offer a different point of view but too many of the scenes fell short for me based as much on technical merits as the lack of passion or chemistry between the cast. It was worth a rental to me and fans of the cast will likely want to consider it as a purchase but there were many rough edges in need of polishing up this time.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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