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First Class Euro Sluts Vol. 5

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/19/05

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First Class Euro Sluts 5

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Toni Ribas

Cast: Tiffany Rousso, Toni Ribas, Erik Everhard, Barby, Steve Holmes, Robert Rosenberg, Barbara, Kitty Sixx, Nikki Rider, Jose Santana, Susanne Brend, Victoria Slim, David Perry; Janet Alfano (bonus scene only)

Length: 159 minutes

Date of Production: 5/6/2005

Extra's: The best extra for most of us would be the 18.5 minute long Bonus Scene between Janet Alfano and Toni Ribas done in point of view fashion. It wasn't a bad scene overall although it was somewhat limited in many ways with oral and vaginal sex being the dominant forms of fun this time. I also liked the 19.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it gave each of the cast some screen time to enjoy with some extra sex footage not shown in the feature itself. Admittedly, some of them didn't look as good as they did in the movie itself, showing me they cleaned up well if nothing else. The other extras were the standard cumshot recap, photogallery, trailers, and double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: First Class Euro Sluts 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Toni Ribas for Platinum X Pictures. The lighting was better than average this time and that limited the amount of grain and video noise to a bare minimum so I was happy that Toni's skills had improved here. The composition of the shots was mixed though since some gals were made to look a lot better than others though the flesh tones were accurate throughout the show. I saw no compression artifacts and my overall impression of the visual aspects of the movies was that they were pretty solid this time. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 stereo English with Dolby Digital encoding to clean up the soundtrack that I believe was recorded in monaural. I could hear the gals for what little they said and the basic audio didn't really do a lot to help or harm the show.

Body of Review: Toni Ribas is one of those porn studs that gets better with every gal he has sex with. In recent years, he's turned his focus to directing movies as well as starring in them and that area of his career needs more polishing up. His latest release is First Class Euro Sluts 5, the sequel to First Class Euro Sluts 4, where Toni traveled to Budapest to record him and his buddies screwing a variety of local talent. While I didn't find most of the women to fit the quality levels needed to reach the advertised attractiveness, they managed to milk their partner's nuts fairly well and that is all some of you care about. Here's a brief look at the scenes, noting that no condoms were used here:

Scene One: Tiffany Rousso, a light haired hotty with a great body (and perfect ass) was up first in this showcase of Budapestian booty. Starting off with some oral to Erik on a small bridge (ornamental in the backyard), she proved her looks weren't her only selling point to director Toni Ribas. Both he and Erik Everhard were given a chance to fill her lovely holes, this time sticking with (pun intended) her mouth and pussy as they filled it with their bodily fluids in a creampie ending. It wasn't a great scene sexually but I'd have done her if given the chance and think she looked better than many contract stars.

Scene Two: Barby, a lean brunette wearing a fishnet body stocking, put her all natural body to work with Steve Holmes and Robert Rosenberg. The scene started beside a door inside and she gave them sloppy oral as she kept her hands behind her back to show her submissive side. She had some difficulty with deep throating them before they took her to the couch and began banging her. It had some DP action and she seemed a bit ill at ease to say the least but some of you like this type of thing more than others. I never got the idea that she (or most of the cast) would qualify as first class due to her mediocre skills, various blemishes, and plain face but she has some potential given her willingness to learn the tricks of the trade from talented guys like Toni and his friends. They finished it off by rubbing out loads onto her face; rather large loads as I recall that came off like half a quart of facial cream.

Scene Three: Barbara and Kitty Sixx, a couple of bleached blondes with lean figures and predatory eyes, were up next in a scene that started off with them wearing fetish styled black gear and kissing one another before they joined Toni Ribas, Robert Rosenberg, Erik Everhard, and Steve Holmes in the living room. Steve got to play with them first but Erik heard them and walked over pretty quick too as the oral began. In large part, the gals seemed to appreciate that the guys went down on them but the guys received some hot head from them too. The screwing was hard and passionate at times with a lot of anal and DP work done before the loads were slammed onto their faces. Kitty looked the best here but both gals gave nice performances.

Scene Four: Nikki Rider, the hot looking brunette featured on the front DVD cover that reminded me a lot of Lanny Barby, had the following scene with Jose Santana and Toni Ribas after Toni put a collar on her and choked her a little while she stood in her great red lingerie. Led like a dog on the floor, she sucked him off with a playful glee reserved for women about to get a large (and expensive) piece of jewelry. Her clear eyes and firm body weren't as active in the DP as I might have appreciated but she had the sexual stamina needed to take everything they had to offer. Maybe if she had something to say other than "ohhh, uhhh, uhh" throughout the scene, I'd have liked it more but she definitely had some serious potential and the chemistry between her and Toni was evident from the opening moments of the scene. Both men came in her mouth at the end of the scene before she was led away by Toni.

Scene Five: Susanne Brend, a brunette with great DSL's and a hot figure (if not the best face on the market) was joined by skinny, two bagger Victoria Slim, in the final scene, with David Perry, Erik Everhard, and Toni Ribas taking care of the two gals on the couch. The sex was almost always mechanical here and I can't say it elevated itself above generic gonzo most of the time, regardless of how appealing I found Susanne. The oral, vaginal, anal, and DP ridden gals did all the usual taste tricks and boning but they let the guys do most of the work and that simply didn't convince me that they had any fun. Further, there didn't seem to be a lot of chemistry this time either and that greatly weakened the heat of the scene for me.

Summary: First Class Euro Sluts 5 was much like previous volumes in the series that simply didn't work for me much of the time. I've seen other directors run with the concept a bit better in going to Budapest or other foreign sex worker capital and showcase a bunch of hotties but Toni has run afoul of technical limitations, unskilled gals, and sex scenes that reminded me of how good his other work can be. I'm going to rate this one as a Rent It although fans of the cast or Toni's style might want to boost up that score a bit higher. Check it out and I think you'll understand where I'm coming from about the women and their skills but this has never been Toni's strongest series in the past and this volume did nothing to change that idea.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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