XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Girls Suck

Girls Suck

Studio: American Hardcore » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 11/21/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: gonzo

Director: Rick Shameless

Cast: Haley Paige, Sophia, Tory Lane, Tianna Lynn, Audrey Hollander, Dani Woodward, Brooke, Randi Wright, Larisa Fox, Larissa

Length: 1:39

Production Date: ?

Extras: pop shot recap

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color and looks less than acceptable. From scene to scene the lighting quality varies. The indoor scenes are typically shot in low light and detail is hard to see. The outdoor scenes suffer from the sunlight's glare and colors look off. The camera work also could have used some work. There are more times than I want to count where the camera was really shaky or focused on something other than the action. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds average.

Body of Review: Girls Suck is an oral only release with 9 different girls spread across 8 scenes. The action is decent and there are a few good scenes and a few not so good scenes. The production values are low, with some mediocre camera work and poor attempts at lighting. This is not one of the better oral only releases out. If you are interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Brooke
Brooke is the first gal up. She's an attractive girl with a very sexy figure and a nice big rack. The action opens with her coolly sucking off the dude. She looks great in the act. She keeps the action relatively clean and takes the pop shot on her face.

-- sponsored by --

Scene 2: Randi Wright
Randi is a sexy girl with a hot body and it's too bad that this scene doesn't show it off better. We find her in a dark bathroom sucking off the dude. There are a lot of points in this scene where the camera doesn't actually show the action. We see the back of Randi's head way too much. The scene ends with a weak facial.

Scene 3: Haley Paige & Sofia
This scene is the only one with two gals. Both are pretty good looking. Haley is the sexier girl between them. Both have nice bodies and big sized tits. The action opens with the girls getting into action with each other. Next the dude shows up and the girls work his dick. It has some nice moments when the girls are working together.

Scene 4: Dani Woodward
Dani is a very good looking gal with a slim figure and nice perky tits. We find her sucking off some dude and she handles the act like a pro. I only would have enjoyed seeing more of her hot little body. The scene ends with the pop shot on her chin.

Scene 5: Tory Lane
Tory is the sexy girl found on the DVD cover. She is a lovely brunette with large tits. This scene opens with her wildly sucking off some dude. She puts her mouth and hands to good use. The scene ends with the pop shot on her face.

Scene 6: Audrey Hollander
Audrey is a red headed girl that I haven't been too impressed with in the past. She has a pretty cute face and a nice body. Unlike the previous scenes, we get a very short tease from Audrey. Next she gets undressed and she sucks off some dude. This blow job gets a lot nastier than the others. It's pretty much Audrey getting face fucked from start to finish. Pretty hot. She swallows the pop shot at the end.

Scene 7: Tianna Lynn
Tianna is a sexy girl and one that I almost always enjoy watching in action. In the beginning of her scene we find her in the shower. The scene cuts and she's giving the dude a blow job. She handles the action like a pro. The problem is that Tianna isn't looking nearly as good as she does in her other scenes. The action is remotely exciting. The scene ends with a weak pop shot on her chin and tits.

Scene 8: Larissa Fox
This last scene isn't very long. Larissa is a fairly good looking girl with a small frame and small tits. The action opens with her sucking off some dude and before you know it he pops and gets a little on her face.

Concluding Words: Overall I wasn't that impressed with this DVD. While the cast had some girls I really like (Tianna Lynn, Tory Lane, Randi Wright) I couldn't get myself to enjoy the action. It mainly has to do with the DVD itself. The production values aren't that great. While they aren't the worst I've seen on a DVD, there's a lot better stuff to pick up.

comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews

The Preacher's Daughter
First Anal 2
Hot Wife 2
Nurses Takin' On Big Dicks 3
Angela Loves Men 2
My Sister's Hot Friend 49
The Feral Woman
Anal Threesomes
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Curvy Girl Sexercise

Best Sellers

Featured Reviews

Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner