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Sex On The Beach

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 11/22/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: All Sex

Director Peter Romero

Cast: Danni, Lynn Star, Kylie Wild, Victoria Graceson & Keeani Lei

Length: One Hours 33 minutes without Extras.

Audio/Video: All shots were outdoors on the beach. The Audio was a bit overwhelmed by the sounds of the ocean. The video also suffered from some lighting issues with shadows. Thankfully this really didn't take much away from the actual sex, but it was an annoyance. To be fair, a video of sex on the beach without the sounds of the ocean would be equally annoying.

Extras: This Hustler release features a very handy scene selection where you can choose the scene of your choice, but also query on the girl you'd like to see, and diving deeper into which sex act you'd like to see your favorite girl entrenched in. There is a behind the scenes featuring some of the hot ladies amongst the natural beauty of Hawaii. This was very brief and not very entertaining at all. What did offer some great benefit is video of the girls finger fucking themselves around various areas of Hawaii. There was also the usual slide show, advertisements for Sex Talk telephone lines, Hustler.com and the Hustler Hollywood store. There were also trailers from "Black & Wild 15", Barely Legal 51"< "Barely Legal Boot Camp", "Bitches in Heat", "Barely Legal Corrupted 3" and Ghetto Booty 16"

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Body of Review: Hustler goes to Hawaii and films five sex scenes in all outdoor locations with the beautiful natural backdrops off the 50th state. There were two on one and one on one sex scenes with some hot looking ladies, most of which look rather young. There are five scenes on the DVD, below is a blow by blow of some of the highlights.

Scene 1: Danni & Lynn Star
Danni & Lynn Star are up first and they're walking hand in hand on the beach and stumble across a naked male sunbather. If this were an actual possibility, I'm sure there would be a lot more male nudity in public areas. Thankfully, this is just porno land. Danni is a long-haired dirty blonde with a tight body and naturally cute tits. Lynn Star is a cute little blonde with a soft body. In this threesome, the interaction between the girls was minimal. The two shared a facial as the finale. This scene didn't provide much spark at all.

Scene 2: Kylie Wild
Kylie Wild is walking down the beach, showing off her long blonde hair and cute little tits, gorgeous legs and edible ass. Like all girl when alone, they find a secluded spot and start rolling around her bean. Wouldn't that be cool? Thankfully, a guy happens by and gives her something to play with other than her little man in the canoe. She's a true spinner and she's picked up and nailed every which from Tuesday on a bench overlooking the surf. There was some very solid, yet way too quick reverse cowgirl. I could have watched this little cutie bounce on pole for eternity.

Scene 3: Victoria Graceson
Victoria Graceson is on a cliff overlooking the ocean with her lover, and sucking cock like she's trying to get out of a speeding ticket. She's got dark hair and one of the best sets of natural tits I've ever seen. A shaved snatch puts the whole package together. The finale is a gooy facial. This scene looked like they were going through the motions a bit, and there was a lot of wind noise due to location and sex on lava rocks looked rather uncomfortable. Victoria earned her paycheck, due to the comfort, but this scene wasn't very fun.

Scene 4: Keeani Lei
Keeani Lei is a skinny little woman of Asian decent and is walking naked on the beach to meet her man. She quickly jumps down on her knees and services him. The blow job looked very dry and she had a bad tendency to look into the camera a bit too much. The sex itself wasn't much better, as the sex seemed rather robotic. The scene was shot way too far away and removed heat. It ended with a semen shot on her small chest.

Scene 5: Danni
The cute little blond haired girl from the first scene is back up for an encore performance, and is walking down the south pacific shore to the same secluded spot from scene two. She works hard at sucking cock and gives an energetic performance bumping uglies. She's got real tits, that aren't that nice with large nipples. This unfortunately takes away from her otherwise super hot body. This scene wasn't bad and ended with a facial.

Summary: I give Hustler's Sex on the Beach a rating of Skip It. The concept of sex on the beach is outstanding, especially with the beautiful Hawaiian backdrop. The outdoor shooting got in the way of some sex sounds and video. The actresses didn't do much to improve the rating either.


Colonel Mustard

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