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Private Chateau Episode 3: Secrets Of The Land

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 11/23/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Foreign Feature

Director: Conrad Son

Cast: Dora Venter, Crystal, Claudia Claire, Gina Blonde & Victoria Swinger

Length: One Hour, 35 minutes without Extras

Audio/Video: Private is known for their high production values and this 2005 release is no exception. The video is crisp and the audio is very clear on every scene. This release happens to be shot in 16:9 Anamorphic Widescreen for the viewer's pleasure. Private has been leading the way in production quality for quite some time.

Extras: The DVD is pretty standard from a Private Extras standpoint. There is the trailer from the movie, a short behind the scenes movie offering some very slight tease footage and a glimpse into the life of a adult film crew on set. There are two photobooks, one for the movie and one for behind the scenes shots. There are also production notes showing that the film was recorded in November 2004 in Girona, Spain and not released until April of 2005. There are also trailers from "The Private Life of Silvia Lancome, College Girl Revenge", "The Private adventures of Pierre Woodman 8","Puerto Rican Affairs" and "XXX 24". There is also an extended trailer for "Robinson Crusoe on Sin Island". As all private features, you can choose to listen to the movie in several different languages and subtitles.

Body of Review: The third and final part of the Private Chateau, subtitled "Secrets of the Land" dives deeper into the mysteries presented in the first and second chapters. I've been looking forward to seeing how the story will wrap up in the concluding chapter. Thankfully, this is one trilogy where you don't have to re-watch the first two chapters to figure out the entire plot. Private has an extended recap of all the major plot points from the first two chapters, leading into the start of the third.

Scene 1: Crystal

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Crystal is the first to show off some skin for the camera after some extended dialogue. She's spent a long day's work in the orchard picking grapes. To blow off some steam, she finds a male to pork in the middle of the vineyard. Crystal looked solid with her blonde hair and tight athletic body. I'm all for outdoor sex, but this scene was hot too far away for most of it, and shots framed by grape leaves became more of an annoyance than any sort of artistic expression. The scene ended with a light facial.

Scene 2: Victoria Swinger & Dora Venter

The fantastic looking Hungarian actress on the cover is Dora Venter. Stemming from the first movie in the trilogy, young Victoria swinger is having issues pleasing her husband due to an inability to take his dick up her ass. Dora takes on the responsibility to make this happen. After a light back rub, Dora starts slowly tickling her ass and snatch with her tongue and fingers. Finally she gets Victoria ready by rubbing a giant vibrator on her anus. Dora finger fucks her ass, while lubing up her tight back door with spit. Finally Dora can fit the head of the fake dick in her ass. Victoria turns the tables and works Dora a bit as well. This is a super hot scene with two incredible women playing a nice rousing round of anal play.

Scene 3: Victoria Swinger

Victoria has learned her lessons well and we cut to her taking a thick dick up her tiny pooper. She takes it anal spoon and reverse cowgirl before taking a light facial. There was no tease leading up to this scene, no oral sex, just right for hardcore anal penetration. I felt like I waited through two full movies to see young Victoria take it in the rump and I felt a bit short changed. This scene was very exciting, yet way way too short.

Scene 4: Liliane Tiger & Claudia Claire

Claudia Claire & Liliane Tiger take on a couple of guys in the next scene in some very well shot foursome action. Claudia Clair is a blonde girl with a nice soft appeal. She takes a dick up the ass and a double penetration with no problem whatsoever. The anal was solid, but the DP was rather dull. Both girls take pop shots on their back and twats. This is a reasonable scene, par for the Private course, but didn't really stand out very much.

Scene 5: Ellen Saint

Ellen Saint is a fabulous little momma with short blonde hair, small natural tits and some great sexual facial expressions. Her sex appeal is off the charts. She's takes on two thick dicks in this scene. Her anus gets slammed to the point one will never think it would work properly again. This is a fantastic scene from Private and Conrad Son. This scene is very re-watchable due to the spicy sex and facials to boot.

Scene 6: Scotty Andrews & McKenzie Lee

Scottish actress Scotty Andrews is paired with super hot Brit McKenzie Lee along with a pair of hired hard cocks. Scotty isn't the most attractive of women, with weird hair that when pulled back looks like she's got a racing stripe over her head. She's also got a soft body and skin that appears to be the texture of white silk. McKenzie Lee on the other hand has great set of fake tits, (not too big, but perfectly round and enticing looking). To complete the package, she's got a tight body and sculpted abs. McKenzie for obvious reasons is the focus of the scene. Both girls take it up the arse, with McKenzie taking a heated double penetration in doggy and missionary positions. Hot!

Scene 7: Gina Blonde & Silvia Lancome

Gina Blonde is a reasonable looking blonde. She's paired with super sexy brunette Silvia Lancome and a couple of pricks for another foursome. After some solid oral footage, the group focuses on one another and doesn't pair off. In fact, one guy completely disappears from the scene. There is some great pussy to mouth as Gina tastes Silvia laced cock. Siliva Lancome shows why she's such a popular girl in the Private stable. Strong finale from a strong movie.

Summary: This third and final part of Private's big budget trilogy is probably the worst of the three when it comes to plot, as there were portions of the film where they try to sow up some of the loose ends. One other slight annoyance is that the sex didn't really match the plot as well as it did in the first two chapters. Both of these points are very minor. The focus on any Private release is the sex and not the plot. I Recommend this film for all couples who like a bit more to than one on one sex in their adult DVD collection.


Colonel Mustard

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