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Baker's Dozen #5

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/24/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Baker's Dozen #5

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Brandon Iron

Cast: Alektra Blue, Toni Ribas, Delilah Strong, Mandingo, Chrissy Katrice, John Strong, Natalie Knoxxx (bonus only),Brandon Iron (bonus only), "dozens of sperm donors"

Length: 142.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/4/2005

Extra's: There were a lot of extras this time and I really thought they added some value to the DVD. First up was the 17.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Juan Cuba. There was nudity, some sex, and a lot of goofing around that was cute as could be here and I enjoyed it. That was followed by 13 minutes of extra tease footage by the gals (I love the tease footage so this was especially nice to watch), a 1 minute long alternate ending with Delilah Strong eating the donuts, a photogallery, some trailers, a 3 minute photoshoot, and then a bonus scene. The bonus scene was with Alektra Blue and Brandon Iron, lasting 12 minutes and including oral, screwing, and a swallowing finish to enjoy. This was followed by a 3 minute long audition with Delilah (called a screen test) where she ate donuts (maybe Brandon used to be a cop). There was also another oral scene between Natalie Knoxxx and the crew that led to the usual glazing, a director's biography, and a double sided DVD cover. Whew!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Baker's Dozen #5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Brandon Iron for distribution by Platinum X Pictures. The lighting was solid, the amount of video noise and grain barely noticeable, and the composition of the shots well done by Brandon himself. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were accurate as could be here too. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English audio was basic but probably recorded in monaural and processed to clean up the signal. I could hear everything going on and this was a standard gonzo audio track by the sound of it.

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Body of Review: Anyone who has been watching porn for a while knows about Brandon Iron. He's a guy that enjoys various forms of kinky sex and makes no apologies for it, directing movies that appeal to his sense of sexual heat rather than follow the pack that dominates porn these days. The latest release of his I got in to review was a few months old but still well worth looking up, called Baker's Dozen #5. The theme of the series hasn't changed much since I reviewed the original volume a long time ago with Baker's Dozen 1, and it centers on a gal who has sex and then orally pleases a dozen more. They coat her face and tonsils with semen and she swallows what she can. This isn't exactly my type of thing but the gals here seemed to appreciate the work and who am I to deny them their fun? Here's a brief look at the scenes of the movie, noting that most of the men weren't credited anywhere (not even the ending credits) but they were just props this time:

Scene One: Alektra Blue, the hotty on the front DVD cover claimed to be 21 years old and in one of her very first scenes (this was #3), as she interviewed with director Brandon Iron in a large living room with vaulted ceilings. Her breasts were all natural and she seemed like a stripper by her general demeanor with him. Her initial partner for the scene was the studly Toni Ribas and he really tried to educate her thoroughly in the art of porn sex by the way he pushed her limits so effectively. She was very skilled in the art of milking a nut orally but what about her other talents you ask? Well, she managed to be pretty frisky with him as she rode his cock on the couch and switch to anal didn't seem to faze her much at all. She bucked her hips as though into the act and this led to her jerking him off to an explosive finish into her mouth. That's when the next dozen guys walked in for her to blow to completion. I know that's the focal point of the movie but I thought she better handled Toni than the circling men standing around her awaiting their turn in her mouth. They finished the scene by glazing her face with her licking some off at the close of the scene.

Scene Two: Delilah Strong, a gal with a nice ass and only a few dozen blemishes, wanted to work over a large black dick and choose Mandingo of all people to start off her scene. The tease footage was the same as always and she seemed playful enough to me but when a gal is about to handle Mandingo, you know she better be toughened up or she'll be in trouble. I can't fault her for only taking the first few inches of his manhood into her mouth and pumping the shaft with her hand since he's simply too large for most women to inhale as some of you would like. He did manage to slam it deep inside her pussy to the point where I thought her stomach was popping out a little though. When he finished, he splooged a load to her mouth but she wasn't swallowing it as it flowed down her chin and onto the floor. That was when the crew came in to polish her off (technically, she was polishing their knobs with her tonsils) but this time she also let them screw her pussy too. They also thoroughly coated her face and chest with her swallowing whatever went into her mouth. Yikes!

Scene Three: Chrissy Katrice, a skinny gal with an all natural body, started off her scene by crawling along the floor to tease Brandon and the camera he held. The stairs proved somewhat difficult for her to negotiate but she seemed okay when she had a dildo in her mouth. She moved down to a large easy chair before partner John Strong entered the picture to work her over as only he could do. The screwing was done at a slower tempo then usual and he seemed large compared to her tiny frame but she made the best of it as she rode him up and down. He did most of the work here and eventually settled in to screw her tight ass. This seemed difficult for her to take but she tried her best to keep smiling as she grunted and groaned. His load wasn't large but it served to whet her appetite for more which was what happened when the other sperm donors crept up on her. She seemed to have a renewed vigor when orally servicing the crowd and that was a positive aspect of the movie but there were too many for her to focus on and the quantity over quality issue raised its ugly head yet again. She did allow some screwing and they did their job of blowing their nut juice all over her head but she shied away more than once as she took their offering.

Scene Four: Delilah Strong, in a limited partial scene, wanted to show how to eat a donut so she sat there while several anonymous guys rubbed loads out onto her face. She never did eat that donut and it served as more of an anticlimax than anything else for me.

Summary: Baker's Dozen #5 was chalk full of extras that added significantly to the value of the show so I boosted it up a slight bit to give it a Recommended. If you're into gooey facials and large groups of men jerking off onto a woman's face, get help but also get this DVD. There are a lot of similar series that have built on Brandon's success but few approach the work ethic he instills in his women and the technical qualities of the scenes were very nicely handled. In all it was a solid effort by all involved.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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