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Euro Sluts 4

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/24/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Euro Sluts 4: Caos

Hustler/H2 Pictures

Genre: Feature

Director: Andrea Nobili

Cast: Tera Joy, Jessica Gayle, Ellen Saint, Dora Venter, Claudia Ferrari, Sarah Blue, Jenifer, Chicca, Vittoria, Andrea Nobili, Francesco Malcom, Kevin Long, Pierre DJ, Fausto Moreno, Gabriel Montoya, Marco Nero
Non-sex roles by: Lucas Cacchi, Grethel, Mauro, Cry, Er Trivella, Chicca de Oro, Nick Noodles, Max Payne, Milan, Pedro, Mario

Length: 118 minutes

Date of Production: 3/15/2005

Extra's: The most interesting extra for me was the 18.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it wasn't in English and I got to spend most of the time watching it, guessing what was said. The women looked good enough in it but someone to translate might've been a good idea too (even in narration form). At least the 9 minute series of interviews were in English, however unskilled some of the performers were with the language (even the worst of them spoke better English than I spoke Italian). There was also a photogallery and some trailers.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Euro Sluts 4 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Andrea Nobili for distribution through Hustler Video's H2 line. The worst thing about the visual elements was how the lighting was off so often. This caused a lot of grain and video noise that was matched by a poor transfer from a source other than NTSC (whether it was shot in PAL, SECAM, or something else; I couldn't say but there were numerous problems that I've been led to believe were related to the conversion process). The fleshtones were also somewhat washed out and I did see a few compression artifacts so the show wasn't the best Hustler has offered up of late. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital encoded English but it was a dubbed English that reminded me of one of the lower grade efforts I've seen in the past. The music was light enough to keep me happy but the rest of it was strictly weak.

Body of Review: As Hustler has expanded into various foreign markets, they've also brought home a number of releases of varying quality. Some of them have been quite good while others were pretty lame. I can't fault them for trying to offer something different and taking chances but I can't condone the lack of quality control on the weaker efforts either. Such was the case with Euro Sluts 4: Caos, a feature about a man making a porn movie but finding out things don't always work out as planned. The story was light and the technical qualities on the low side but the generic nature of most of the sex was the biggest problem for me. Here's a look at the scenes but the cast identities were questionable for the women and the men weren't credited at all by scene or character. If you like lame features with weird stories, check it out but otherwise…:

Scene One: Tera Joy, looking great in a black PVC fetish outfit, complete with ball gag and anal plug, was up first in a scene within a scene where the director (obviously having read some of my reviews) called for "more energy". She took on three nameless guys by blowing two while the other porked her from behind until they swapped out positions from time to time. She did anal and DPs like she was born to them and there was a mechanical energy to the proceedings though no chemistry or passion. I think it would be best summed up as "great look but little substance".

Scene Two: Jessica Gayle, playing a blonde nurse with fishnet stockings on her lovely legs, was up next as she came into her partner's room to entertain him with some oral skills she must've learned. She was working him over for a better part in the movie and seemed to really want the part so he made her earn it. The oral wasn't the best I've seen in the last week but it wasn't bad and she sat on his face to get a little loving in return. She also used an anal plug to stretch her ass for him but all three holes were filled and she seemed to at least not mind him doing her (again, no passion, energy, or chemistry but she sure looked good). It ended when she jerked him off into her mouth.

Scene Three: Ellen Saint, a lean, all natural gal with nice hair and a sweet ass, was up next in a scene that evolved from a photoshoot and involved another gal and man who weren't identified. The lesbian action was the best part of the scene although the sultry nature of the sex was pretty good during parts of the rest of the scene as well. The sex was oral, vaginal and anal with an emphasis on the latter as the gals worked over their partner nicely enough. He popped on the crack of the unnamed gal and Dora licked it up a bit to close the scene.

Scene Four: Dora Venter, the hot blonde on the front DVD cover in the black corset, and Claudia Ferrari, the brunette positioned beside her in the black & white corset, were up next in scene that had the two taking care of business with their respective male partners in a small room. At times, it almost looked like they were competing against one another to be the best of the scene but this was an impression I got by watching them watch each other more than a stated thing. On technical merits, it was perhaps the best scene of the bunch and the two ladies were among the better known of the cast so fans will want to check it out.

Scene Five: Sarah Blue, an attractive blonde this time with an all natural body, was up last in a bedroom scene with two guys. She was easily the most into her scene and showed some of the passion missing in the rest of the movie, saving it from oblivion in terms of my interest level. Her skimp black lingerie enhanced her look and her playful spirit guided her into having fun with them as she rode them in each of her three holes. Fans of anal and DPs will be happy to note that she took care of them easily and the ending was okay too. I just wish the technical matters were handled better this time.

Summary: Euro Sluts 4 had a few highlights but nothing to justify anything worth a rating of better than Skip It. There are just too many better releases on the market these days and wasting time and money on generic crap doesn't make a lot of sense if you catch my drift. The gals mostly looked good but even some that I've seen blaze on the small screen in the past were hampered here by something outside of their control (by the looks of it). I liked that there were some extras here but Hustler offers up better material in their domestic lines so pass this one up unless you're a slavering fanboy of some of the cast.

For other, far greater choices in porn, check out: 2004's Top Porn List and 2003's Top Porn List.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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