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Big Fucking Tits, Tight Fucking Asses #2


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/13/05



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Big Fucking Tits, Tight Fucking Asses 2

Hustler Video

Genre: Vignette, Gonzo

Director: Thomas Zupko

Cast: Mia Bangg, Mr. Marcus, Davia Ardell, Sascha, Anjelica Lauren, Tony T., Haley Scott, Seth Dickens, Havana Ginger, Van Damage

Length: 135 minutes

Date of Production: 9/21/2005 (box); 9/13/2005 (credits)

Extra's: The only extras were the slide show and trailers that are usually found as secondary extras on most DVDs these days. Thankfully, there show itself had some solid scenes to enjoy.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Fucking Tits, Tight Fucking Asses 2 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Thomas Zupko for release by Hustler Video. The camera work was not the best I've seen all week but the lighting was above average and only a few shadows crept into the movie. There was little grain and no video noise with solid fleshtones offered up in the scenes too, making it one of Zupko's better shot releases in recent years. The composition of the camera angles left much to be desired though (too often, the camera would go right to the blemishes or scars) so this balanced the visuals out for me. There were no observed compression artifacts this time either. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was pretty flat with no separation between the channels (the signal was probably cleaned up in Dolby after being shot in monaural) though the vocals were as clear as one would expect from the ladies (if not the men or Zupko).

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Body of Review: Thomas Zupko is one of those crazy directors that started off making a name for himself with a crew of social degenerates but moved on to bigger and better things. His latest release from Hustler Video is Big Fucking Tits, Tight Fucking Asses 2, a formulaic movie that had the gals all wearing black wigs and sunglasses, talking dirty, and acting bitchy before being put in their place by their male partners. I know this won't appeal to all of you but it sure had a lot of moments that I enjoyed, showing that Zupko still has that tweaky style he developed years ago under a guy named "Black". Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that there were no condoms and that the sex was pretty rough at times:

Scene One: Mia Bangg, wearing the same black wig and sunglasses as the rest of the ladies in the movie, teased the camera with her curvy ass and DSL's (dick sucking lips) with some dirty talk before she was joined by Mr. Marcus. He spanked her and readied her ass with some rimming before she reciprocated by gag fucking his penis in her mouth. It was the kind of sloppy blowjob you'd dream of getting and it added some solid replay value all by itself this time. This was followed by some hardcore screwing in her pussy and ass with her actively participating in the motions, impressing me more than a little (especially in the anal!). Her tan line didn't hurt a bit but they were practically attacking one another here (and she sucked him clean more than once with PTM and ATM for those keeping track). It ended when he rubbed out a load to her face and the scene was impressive on several levels with a second pop shot in her mouth after more anal work.

Scene Two: Davia Ardell, the established professional on the front DVD cover, was up next wearing the same get up and proving her years in the business haven't weakened her commitment to getting guys off. I know some of you hate older gals in porn but she had the dirty talk and tease down pat as she offered up her body to Sascha in the white room the scenes were shot in. Sexually, the action was very similar to the first scene with her getting and giving head, active screwing by both of them in both her holes, and her giving some solid taste testing on top of that. If anything though, she had more to prove than Mia so she fucked back even harder as she demanded he take her harder and fuck her more heatedly so her implants weren't as distracting as they'd have been if she had been a lazy fuck. The only thing she could've done to make it better would've been to swallow his load (which she did not do).

Scene Three: Anjelica Lauren, a gal that was not as physically attractive to me but wearing the same gear, was up next after a tirade where she yelled "fuck you" at the camera numerous times and spit on the lens. By the time the sex started, I was kind of glad she was stuck working with Tony T. and this was one time I hoped he'd give her his full treatment. She looked to be in her 30's here and he slammed his cock in her mouth as she complied though the camera work zoomed in on her implant scars too much for my tastes. In any case, the blowjob was especially sloppy and the screwing afterwards pretty heated even if he did most of the work. I hated the huge scar on her ass cheek but I hated how she relied on him to do most of the pumping during both the vaginal and the anal sex. It ended with a facial but she clamped up tightly and that also weakened the scene to the point where I wasn't interested in it at all.

Scene Four: Haley Scott, a leaner gal looking substantially younger than the last two gals yet still wearing the same generic wig and sunglasses, was up next with studly Seth Dickens. Her dirty talk was coyer than the others, relying less on shock value that on enticement to warm things up as she showed her body off. Seth was rougher than average with her and she seemed to get off to his ministrations from the oral to the anal (and all points in between). She liked the taste of her own ass and he nearly stuck his hand all the way inside her but left out the thumb to prevent legal problems (fisting is not a good idea per the lawyers). I haven't seen her much in recent months (she doesn't make a lot of movies) but her nasty attitude worked nearly as well as her skills did for me this time. Fans of salad tossing will appreciate that she was the best in this area too, sucking man-ass as though she loved it. The scene ended as expected, with her taking the facial with an open mouth but he aimed at her glasses and not her mouth. My biggest issue with her here was that she had a lot of razor burn (I'd rather she have a hairy pussy than that many blemishes).

Scene Five: Havana Ginger, a black gal with a bountiful set of breasts and major stretch marks on her abdomen, was up last as she followed the formula to the letter. Fans of big booties will like her although she never struck me as "pretty", "attractive", or "desirable" except in the way that a guy with a stiff dick would care about. She was exactly what she claimed to be and comfortable in the knowledge of it, especially when paired with white boy Van Damage. He readied her with his spit and fingers in both holes, feeding her a sample as the others before him had done with their partners. The spanking seemed more aggressive and harder this time but her nasty oral skills (vocals and blowjob) showed she was seriously into the act. The anal sex was her strongest point though and even a guy like me that wasn't into her could see that she could milk a nut with the best of them (as long as you get past her looks). He dumped a huge load onto her face and she sure didn't shy away from it to finish up the movie.

Summary: Big Fucking Tits, Tight Fucking Asses 2 had plenty of rough spots in need of fixing and was not consistently good but the casting decisions, the action from the performers, and the amount of rough sex was a whole lot more than I expected from a Hustler Video release. They make some decent couples porn these days but recent changes in the directorial line up and support functions have rendered them prone to a very hit or miss style that bothers me. Once they get settled back to making good porn, I have no doubt that they'll rise above many of the wannabe companies and as much as Zupko is an acquired taste, I have to admit the show was worth a rating of Recommended to me (and may be even better for some of you). Give it a look and I think you'll see why Zupko has been in demand over the years but I also hope that Hustler is getting some less extreme directors of quality to flesh out their roster since a little Zupko goes a very long way for me.

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