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Teen America: Mission #9

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/13/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Teen America: Mission #9

Digital Playground

Genre: Comedy, Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Tiffany Hopkins, Marco Duato, Jazmin, Kurt Lockwood, Carmen, Chris Charming, Mackenzie Lee, Scott Nails

Length: 119.5 minutes

Date of Production: 1/16/2005

Extra's: The extras were the usual photogallery and trailers to movies like Pirates, Mrs. Behavin, Posh Kitten, Virtual Sex With Teagan Presley, Teagan: All American Girl, Devon: Decadence, Teen America, Devon: Erotique, Teagan: Erotique, Contract Star, Story of J, Sex in the Valley, No Limits, Rush, Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, Erotique, Jack's Playground, and Beat The Devil.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen America: Mission #9 was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting solid, and the levels of grain and video noise very acceptable. Fans of the series will already know that the composition of the shots virtually always enhances the look of the gals and this volume was no different. There were no compression artifacts this time and none of the previously mentioned video noise but it was the attention to composition that enhanced the performers the most. The audio was presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital English with some decent separation between the front channels and a little bit of bass added for good measure. While it wasn't even close to the best use of such an audio track, it was above average for porn and a step in the right direction.

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Body of Review: Fans of the Jack's Playground comedy porn series were so insistent last year that Digital Playground commissioned director Robby D. to start a spin off series about a mythical beauty contest called Teen America. This series was a bit lighter on humor and heavier on gonzo, hardcore sex, sometimes referred to as Jack's Playground on steroids. The latest in this series was the excellent Teen America: Mission #9, a show even better than Teen America 8, thanks in large part to the addition of Teagan Presley to the cast in a return visit to the series. There were other hotties of course, some of them even offering up better levels of energy and sexual skill, but the name recognition alone added to the value of the show for me as I watched another of her rare appearances in porn. Here's a look at the scenes on the DVD noting that no condoms were used and there was a decent amount of fuck for the buck for your entertainment pleasure:

Scene One: Teagan…White Panties: Teagan Presley, the lead gal on the front DVD cover (in the middle), was up first in what was billed as the qualifying round of the pageant; sporting some white cotton panties and a lengthy shirt. Teagan's one of Digital Playground's leading gonzo experts and a gal that has been getting better with almost every release she's been in over the last couple of years so her pairing up with Jean Val Jean struck me as a great idea. They began the sex by pawing at one another and he paid special attention to her ass, even licking it through her panties. He brandished a wooden paddle too although he wasn't one to use it indiscriminately as others have in recent volumes, which led to her blowing him in her usual heated fashion in the kitchen. The hardcore screwing in her pussy came next as he kept her head down and ass up with some PTM (pussy to mouth) for good measure. A glass anal toy came next to ready her for some backdoor pleasure, leading Jean to live the good life of fucking her perfect pucker. Teagan wasn't as energetic in the anal as she was in the vaginal but she had a positive attitude about it, smiling as he drilled her thoroughly. The scene ended when she took the large load to her pretty face and he helped wipe her off with her own panties. Whew!

Scene Two: Music+Anal=Love: Tiffany Hopkins, the 19 year old attractive brunette seen on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she listened to muscular Marco Duato serenade her. He actually had some talent but her own musical ability, while unconventional, cleared her pipes enough to put her throat to good use. Her all natural body was enhanced by a fishnet body stocking and matching thong, showcasing her perfect ass for all the world to see. The tease footage here was pleasing and she gave the phrase "stepping up to the mike" a whole new appeal to me as she inhaled his cock like she was born to suck. He wasted no time in hammering away at her pussy and even used some large blue anal balls (blue balls in a modern porno?!?) to stretch her ass for the anal that came afterwards. She did ATM and rode his cock in her ass very skillfully before he jerked out a load to her face. I liked her sheer enthusiasm during the scene but it was special because of how it was matched by her skillful manipulation of his meaty shaft.

Scene Three: Meow Goes The Kitty: Jazmin, an exotic looking gal with dark skin and a playful demeanor played at being a cat with Kurt Lockwood leading her around on a leash. This departed from the usual formula of the scene but I wasn't complaining since her round ass looked ripe for the plucking. In general terms, she's not truly my type other than she's a she but Kurt seemed to see something special in her as she sucked him off with glee. This included him walking backwards as she blew him, using his cock as a sort of back up leash as it were. There was some gagging oral and he lightly tapped her with the clear plastic paddle, allowing her to jill herself on the stairs as she did so. The screwing portion of the scene wasn't quite up to the other scenes in terms of quality with him doing all the work as the couple boned in her pussy and ass. She did some nice taste testing with ATM being as natural for her as breathing air. She used dirty talk too so I was surprised he held on as long as he did given his past work. It ended when he blew a large nut on her face but she kept sucking him off like a seasoned professional.

Scene Four: Carmen Cleans Pools, and Pipes Too!: Carmen, a short brunette from Spain with an all natural body and stunningly long black hair, proved that her firm ass was up for grabs as the guys admired it with their eyes, hands and comments. She went right to work on Chris Charming's penis once they got inside the house; finding it to her liking as it was large compared to her small frame. She then started riding him like a championship bull rider, bouncing up and down like she was on the bonus plan as he spanked her. To me at least, she seemed like such a natural when ding this that it gave me pause on her sheer sexual energy and skill. Of course she sucked it clean and moved on to anal after that but there was no time during the scene that I thought she was self conscious about the camera or having anything but a great time. It eventually ended when he rubbed out a load onto her crotch and abdomen, but fans of taste testing will appreciate her as much as the rest of us given her methodology with his shaft.

Scene Five: Milk Does An Asshole Good: Mackenzie Lee, the gothic looking brunette seen on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she used her English accent to get partner Scott Nails interested in her. She was dressed in a maid outfit, complete with fishnet stockings and stripper shoes, and wanted to show some tricks to the guys. She offered up her ass as proof positive that she could do things that few gals would be interested in doing, including using a funnel to take milk inside her ass as the guys laughed out loud. She then "squirted" it out on the floor which led to Scott offering up his shaft for her to work with on her next magic trick. It was a sloppy blowjob but she gave it her all with the kind of enthusiasm that makes for a great scene, applying hand to gland action and eye contact along with all the usual tricks gals employ to get their partners off. He went straight to the anal as he plugged away at her bent over ass, but it wasn't as strong as the oral since he did most of the work. It ended with a load to the face that she played with and ate but it fell short for me since she seemed so much better at the oral work (to the dismay of those who like balance).

Summary: Teen America: Mission #9 had a cunning array of stunts this time, offering up some twisted kink for those of you wanting to go to the next level. Digital Playground is not typically known for this kind of kink so they are to be applauded in that they took some extra chances and managed to provide another heated set of scenes. While I wasn't keen on the circus act sex of the last scene (the milk enema) and I was slightly disappointed in a few of the gals that did one part of their scene so much better than the rest, it was easily worth a rating of Recommended to me given the way in which the overall quality of the production struck me. I was kind of curious as to one of the advertising claims on the back cover though that stated there was "3 hours of ass traffic" on the DVD rather than the 2 hours I actually witnessed but each scene had anal and I figured it was a typo rather than a deliberate attempt to mislead consumers (otherwise, they sure in heck wouldn't be sending out screeners to reviewers who are far too willing to point out such things). If you like twisted gonzo action, you may find this one even more worthy of a higher rating than I did but it had some good replay value and a good cast so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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