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Dear Celeste...

Studio: Limelight Productions » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 12/16/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Movie:

For the second time out, the Suze Randall line switches up directors and instead of seeing material directed by Suze herself or by Holly Randall, we're instead treated to material shot by 'Big Bad Onyxx.' Whereas with his last directorial entry, Hotel Bliss he didn't seem to be as on top of his game as the directors who had come before him, this time out he pretty much nails it and Dear Celeste proves to be another solid addition to one of the finest lines out there in the adult video world.

The picturesque beauty that is Celeste Star hosts the events in this latest release. The premise is that we're in her house and, in addition to watching her strip down and bath, she's reading us some of the steamy fan mail that's been delivered to her home. Sometimes it asks for advice, in which case it leads into scene demonstrating Celeste's ideas, or it simply tells her of a sexy encounter, and when that's the case we get a chance to see it re-enacted right in front of our eyes using a great stable of talent and some of the best looking women in the business.

Scene 1 Katsumi And Billy Glide: Katsumi, looking very hot with some nice red highlights in her hair and sporting some thigh high black vinyl boots, starts things off by spreading her legs so that Billy can eat her out, and then she gets him to stand up and drop his pants so that she can suck him off. From here she leans over the desk and spreads her legs so that he can fuck her pussy from behind, and then they move over to the bench where she straddles his cock and rides him reverse cowgirl style. She puts his dick back into his mouth and deep throats him pretty nicely before getting back on top of him and riding him cowgirl style. He lifts her up and bangs her that way for a little while, then puts her on her back so that he can fuck her missionary style while she plays with herself. He puts it back into her mouth for a bit before moving back between her legs and sticking it in her ass. There's a bit of ass to mouth action, then he gets her on her side and continues to stick it where the sun don't shine. She pulls him out and sucks his dick pretty feverishly again, then gets on top of him and slides his prick into her ass again to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Once she's bounced around on him long enough he pulls out and she finishes him off with her mouth so that he can shoot his wad on his neck and her tits. Katsumi looks fantastic in this scene and it boggles my mind that she's not a bigger player in the industry than she is. She fucks like a champ in this scene like she has in so many others and she looks amazing and exotic as well. Hot stuff.

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Scene 2 Tiffany Taylor And Ben English: The set up for this one is that Tiffany wants to spice up her sex life by video taping her fucking her boyfriend, played by Ben. With that in mind, it shouldn't surprise you when you find out that a few times throughout the scene it cuts to some black and white handheld camera action to give you that illusion. She fingers herself to start things off and then gives Ben head. He gets her on her side and fucks her bald box for a few minutes, and then they go at it missionary for a minute before heading into doggy style land. She puts him back in her mouth and sucks him for a bit, then rides him cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl. He gets her on the couch on all fours and fucks her pussy from behind before pulling out so that he can hold the camera, capturing all the action as he jacks himself off onto her great natural tits. Another solid scene, though not as hot as the first one. Tiffany does a fine job of taking everything Ben throws at her. A little more variation would have been nice but as it stands, this is a tried and true formula that these two are playing with here and it works.

Scene 3 Celeste Star And Jenna Haze: This scene pretends to be a flashback to a night that Celeste and Jenna got drunk and fucked. Jenna calls her and it leads into the flashback scene that, after some brief goofy dialogue, starts with Jenna undressing Celeste and the two girls kissing. Some mild foreplay leads to Celeste eating out Jenna until she comes, licking away at her swollen clit. They kiss and then Celeste lies on her back so that Jenna can like her ass and pussy while spanking her ass cheeks lightly. Celeste rolls over and Jenna fucks her cunt with a blue vibrator, until she comes. Jenna then gets on her hands and knees so that Celeste can put the toy in her mouth and then in her wet snatch. She fucks her with it, getting harder and faster as the scene goes on, until she comes. The girls hold each other, tongue kiss for a bit, and the scene unfortunately comes to an end. One complaint? It's too short! Even at over twenty minutes, it feels like it should have been longer. Now, take into account that I could watch these two girls in bed with one another all damn day so I'm probably biased, but still! Why did it have to end? Hopefully we'll see more of these two together in future releases, as they truly heat up the screen and have a great chemistry together.

Scene 4 Autumn Bliss, Gigi And Ben English: To set this one up, Celeste tells us that Autumn and Gigi were wanting to audition for a porn movies and how they had to give the casting director, Ben, a demonstration of what they could do. The girls start off by sharing blowjob duties, licking and sucking at his prick. From there, Gigi gets on top of him and rides him reverse cowgirl while Autumn looks on and fingers herself. Ben starts to fuck Autumn from behind and Gigi spreads her legs in front of her so that she can eat her out while she gets pounded. They switch up a few times as Ben goes back and forth from one petite blonde goddess to the next, with Gigi moaning and groaning and seemingly coming the entire time. The girls finish riding him and get his cock out so that they can jerk him a bit and then suck him to a climax, as he pulls out and shoots on their faces. If you saw Hotel Bliss you'd know that Autumn and Gigi owned that movie with their one scene together. This re-teaming is no exception and while a girl/girl scene probably would have been hotter, Ben's not a bad match as he keeps the action going and has no problem keeping them hot and horny. A very solid scene, and damn but Gigi is smokin' hot!

Scene 5 Monica Mayhem And Tyler Knight: Tyler is Monica's personal trainer. After they work out a bit and try some boxing, they get down to the real work out sex! He rubs her shoulders and soon she's got his dick in her mouth. He lays her back on the work out bench and eats her out before sliding it into her missionary style. She bends over to take him inside from behind, then he sits on the couch and she rides him reverse cowgirl style. He moves her over onto her side and fucks her cunt for a while, and then closes the scene and the movie by pulling out and coming on her breasts. Not a great scene, but not a bad one. Though it's the weakest of the five on this disc, Monica looks really nice here with her hair pulled back and the camera showing off her natural good looks.



The fullframe shot on digital video image is pretty crisp with only some mild edge enhancement keeping it from a higher grade. Colors look nice and lifelike, flesh tones as well, and the black levels remain strong throughout. There are a couple of spots where some low level video noise is present, but these are few and far between and overall this presentation looks pretty good.


The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is clean and clear without any evidence of hiss or distortion, however there are more than a couple of spots where the background music is a tad overbearing and the levels fluctuate a fair bit. Other than that, there are no problems here. There's plenty of bass in the low end of the soundtrack, and the high end is crisp without any tinny effects or break ups in the audio.


Aside from a decent sized still gallery, a weblink, and trailers for other Suze Randall DVD releases, Pure Play have included a blooper reel which contains just under three minutes of line flubs, sex scene goof ups, and other candid moments captured on the set. In addition, there's a masturbation scene with Jenna Haze that runs for roughly eight minutes. It starts with her using her fingers on herself but by the time it's over and done with she's fingered her pussy and her ass and used a vibrator on herself. Jenna's a very fine looking girl and her solo scene is pretty hot stuff.

Final Thoughts:

While there have been stronger releases in the past from the Suze Randall line through Pure Play, Dear Celeste is a very solid compilation of five steamy scenes. A great line up of female talent makes this one plenty of fun and it's nice to see the production values staying as strong as they have been for the last couple of years. While another girl/girl scene would have been nice and more from Autumn Bliss and Gigi would have gone a long way, this one is still easy to highly recommend.

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