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Phat Ass Tits #2


Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/19/05



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Phat Ass Tits 2

FusXion/Metro Interactive

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Michelle B., Chris Streams, Yasmine Vega, Mark Wood, Austin Kincaid, Mark Ashley, Cherokee, Pat Myne, Tory Lane

Length: 122 minutes

Dates of Production: 2/27/2005 through 4/19/2005

Extra's: There weren't many extras this time with the best of the batch being a 6.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Red. There were also a few trailers, some spam and a double sided DVD cover where the second side was a series of covers from other FusXion productions.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Phat Ass Tits 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Pat Myne for distribution by Metro Interactive on their FusXion label. The lighting had a couple of minor quirks at times but overall was solid, flat, and left little to the imagination only the grainy gonzo you'll find at most of the competition. The composition of the shots wasn't always top notch but Pat's been doing such a solid job over the last few years that it's easy to see why he's one of the label's best (and most dependable) directors. I hope the rumors of his departure are false given the quality of his work like this one in fact but there were no compression artifacts and the composition of the shots was usually above average. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo was fair this time, with little separation between the channels and a limited dynamic range but I could hear the vocals and that meant a lot to me given some of the issues other releases have had this week.

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Body of Review: Pat Myne has been such a veteran staple performer in porn for so many years that it's almost easy to forget that he's been directing for years too. Aside from his minor quirks that people talk about when they have nothing better to do, he has offered up a number of quality flicks if you like his general style (including lots of tease, sexy outfits, and dirty talk being standards in all his works). His latest Metro release is Phat Ass Tits 2 where he explores women with large breasts, real or implants, during some pretty solid sex scenes. If this sounds good to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used to get in the way of your stroking pleasure:

Scene One: Michelle B., the curvy gal on the front DVD cover wearing the tiny bikini, was up first with newcomer Chris Streams in what appeared to be a basic bedroom. She claimed to want a big hard cock and masturbated until her answered her calling. That he could rub her the right way was only a bonus for her as she enjoyed his oral ministrations on her lovely crotch, soon to return the favor of the flavor by blowing him in her usual energetic style. This led to him plugging away at her sweet pussy until she was ready to burst but the scene wasn't over just yet. No, she wanted his throbbing member penetrating her anal passage too and he was more than willing to oblige her, but only after he frigged her to a squirting climax all over the bed. The scene was a great way to start the action and he dropped a load onto her face to complete it.

Scene Two: Yasmine Vega, a leaner gal with long legs and a large breasts, may not be the best looker of the show but her fishnet stockings and black lingerie sure didn't hurt her appeal as she posed for Pat at the top of the staircase. Other than her implants, I thought she provided a nice diversion from the picture perfect contract stars I tend to marvel at and partner Mark Wood didn't mind her swallowing his entire shaft down her throat to start off their scene together. That she licked his nutsack and area where the sun doesn't shine elevated her nasty score a bit but she was definitely an oral queen from the get go. Rather than go down on her himself, he started banging her pussy like he wanted his dick to come out her stomach and she coaxed him on like a good cheerleader. She licked him clean more than once and got her face fucked before they moved on to even harder pounding of her pussy but she passed on doing anal, a surprise for a Pat Myne gonzo flick. Still, she brought some passion to the scene, real or imagined, and I'm sure her partners limp away satisfied after a few rounds riding her.

Scene Three: Austin Kincaid, a fetching brunette with large breasts and a nasty attitude, started off her scene without any tease, moving right to masturbating with a healthy start long before the cameras were rolling. She ended up making this her first squirting scene although I stand by my previous comments about the truth behind the sex act. In any case, her partner was Mark Ashley and as soon as she calmed down a bit, she started inhaling his meat pipe, alternating between using her hands and going hands free though it was clear that she savored every stroke with gusto in her mouth and appreciated his oral on her too. She was kind of lazy this time when the screwing started though and he did most of the work, up to the point where she gave him a sweet little titty fuck that is. This was another no anal scene and he dumped a large load onto her breasts after a few more minutes of riding. It wasn't her best, or her worst, scene but okay for a few rounds of hand to gland combat.

Scene Four: Cherokee, one of the cutest little vixens in porn these days, may have a high pitched voice and implants but still seems to offer something markedly different from most other performers; heart. That's right, she has the kind of heart that shows through many, if not most, of her scenes and makes them something special. Part of the tease footage this time was her rubbing some oil onto her chest to make it all shiny and slippery, something that wasn't lost on partner Pat Myne. The blowjob this time was a POV (point of view) since Pat was still holding the camera and the simple fact that he could concentrate on keeping it steady makes him a better cameraman than I'd ever be. She was a messy mouth fuck but that added to the fun as she devoured his manhood nicely. When the screwing of her very tight pussy started; they both went to town on each other, her actively riding his shaft while he tried to hold onto his growing load. She routinely did PTM (pussy to mouth) but the energy levels were so high this time that he barely contained himself as he rubbed out his load onto her titties. Yum!

Scene Five: Tory Lane, a gal that's fairly new to porn but has developed a large following according to those who claim to know such things, was up last in a scene where she played with a glass dildo as she teased in her yellow bikini. Her tan was so solid that the contrast between the bathing suit and her skin was hotter than Mark Wood could stand to leave alone so he came over after she masturbated a bit more on the comfy chair. This solo act included some anal work so I knew I was in for a treat once Mark joined her. The sex included some great oral, a technical DP and a bouncing ride on his cock that transcended the usual good scenes. She may not have been as energetic in the anal but it was still a sweet ride by all accounts and the taste testing, rough sex, and other tricks in play here made her scene a winner by any normal standard. Frankly, I was surprised she didn't get the front DVD cover given the strength of her scene. Whew!

Summary: Phat Ass Tits 2 had enough fuck for the buck quality boning to earn a rating of Recommended by straight males everywhere. There were few frills this time and limited extras but aside from my desire to see a longer flick with extra footage of the cast doing one another, I have to admit that it was made with some measure of care. The technical values added to the fun but ultimately, it was the ladies like Tory Lane and Cherokee that saved the day and nearly elevated the rating even higher. There wasn't a lot of twisted circus act sex this time but I doubt most of you really care about that kind of thing of you'd be reading reviews of other company's works. In summary, Phat Ass Tits 2 showed that director Pat Myne still has the touch and I look forward to seeing more of what he has to offer.

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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



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