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Models Wanted

Studio: Anarchy Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/20/05

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Models Wanted

Anarchy Films

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Matthew Banks

Cast: Chiquita Lopez, Matthew Banks, Dirty Harry, Michelle B., Andrew, Jasmine, Rick Masters, Gen Padova, Alisha Daniels, Seth Dickens

Length: 122 minutes

Date of Production: 7/18/2005 (box); 6/1/2005 to 7/16/2005 (credits)

Extra's: The extras were limited this time to a 2.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, some trailers, a photogallery and a double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Models Wanted was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Matthew Banks for Anarchy Films. In general, the lighting was standard and kept the grain at bay but the camera angles were often unflattering to the ladies and compositional errors like that detract from otherwise heated performances. This also gave the show a bit of a lower budget look than I thought was used for the movie but I've seen far worse in recent years so your mileage may vary. In terms of fleshtones, the scenes varied as though two cameras were employed; one properly set and the other off a bit, but few people are going to care about that aspect given the other limitations present. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio track was nothing special either, probably relying on the built in microphone rather than a boom mike this time.

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Body of Review: Anarchy Films has been around a while now and the company has seen a lot of directors grace it's movies. Some of them were far better than others (don't blame the messenger by the way), but I think they've elevated the overall quality of their releases from a very spotty beginning. That said, their latest movie, Models Wanted, was as generic as could be with an okay cast of ladies, some fair technical values and limited extras for fans of the gonzo genre. Rather than point out every flaw, suffice it to say that if you're a fan of the cast, you'll want to check this one out and if you don't care for any of them, you'll want to skip it. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Chiquita Lopez, the little Latina cutie located on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up first as she spoke some Spanish while speaking to the director. She wore a little white outfit as she conducted her interview outside by a stone wall. Her partner was old man Dirty Harry after she gave the director a handjob and blowjob, showing a bit of distain for the act during much of the scene. While a professional, she still had the sense to prefer attractive partners and neither of them would qualify on that score. The oral was okay and the main focus of the scene, after an electric anal plug stretched her out at least, was anal sex. She was very skilled in offering up her ass for the plundering so it came as no surprise that she was active with a cock up her butt but I still maintain that she would've been better with a better looking partner. The scene ended when she jerked him off on the bed.

Scene Two: Michelle B., a bleach blond anal queen from England, was up next as she discussed how talented she was at anal sex on the love seat with Andrew. He warmed her up a bit and her ass looked mighty inviting as he snacked on her crack (I just wish she hadn't gotten implants). She was more skilled orally with his shaft and gave a solid titty fuck before he hammered away at her curvy ass. She also elevated the heat by talking dirty and he had the sense to let her do most of the talking, even during the taste testing here. She gave a passionate, if professional, performance here and I can see why she'd be so adamant about winning a prize compared to the others based largely on her skill alone. It ended when he rubbed out a load onto her mouth and tongue, even a small load, but her enthusiasm was her strong point as well as her skill level.

Scene Three: Jasmine, the brunette on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next as she discussed matters beside the outdoor pool with the director. She showed him her body as he gazed at her Bangladeshi body and fans of all natural gals will appreciate her look as being something slightly more exotic than average (it was funny how she hoped she wasn't working with him though). Rick Masters was her partner and the scene started off as they stood by the pool with all the usual outdoor noises getting in the way (the small aircraft was particularly a nuisance). He tore her clothes off though and they did some oral on one another, eventually getting into a 69 position with her on top. They screwed but she seemed distracted, especially when he did some weird position on top of her as if trying to emulate a reverse cowgirl in her pussy. The paunch of her belly didn't help her look either but the facial was okay and her dirty talk helped keep it from being lame.

Scene Four: Gen Padova, a long time porn performer with a gal next door look rather than a classic porn beauty, was up next as took on Andrew in a couch scene. This is a gal better known for her talent than her looks though so it came as no surprise that she devoured him orally as no other could before they screwed vaginally in several positions. She was active throughout the scene and that was to her credit even if she really didn't float my boat. Fans of her past work will probably find this one of her better scenes though so if you like Gen (and she's a skilled sex worker), you'll like the entire scene up until the last drop of semen hit the back of her pussy in this creampie scene.

Scene Five: Alisha Daniels, a bleach blond Floridian with a cute look and a 19 year old body, was up in a couch scene with Seth Dickens in this last scene. I liked that they skipped the lame dialogue with the director since he seemed to drag down the previous scenes more than a little bit. Seth seemed to put her more at ease than the others were with Matthew and this added to the fun as they engaged in oral and vaginal sex with the scenario maintained that she was a model looking for work. Okay, I'll admit that she wasn't exactly a beauty queen but I'm willing to bet that she was found working in a strip club given her general appealing look and figure. She was mechanical in her act and took a vaginal creampie after the oral and regular boning but I thought she showed enough potential that she's worth looking for in the future.

Summary: Models Wanted had just enough stroke value to rate a Rent It from me. There was no one factor that held this one back so much as the culmination of many minor aspects, each bugging me enough to be noticed but not enough for me to break down every one of them in great detail. The variety of gals shown added to the pleasure of the show but the lack of quality control detracted from the fuck for the buck value and you can find much better DVDs released by Anarchy Films released in the last few years. Still, there was enough material to stroke off to so check it out if you like the cast.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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