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I Love Big Toys

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 12/21/05

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Masturbation/Toy

Director: Brother Love

Cast: Tory Lane, Tiffany Holiday, Victoria Sweet, Keelani Lei, Dillan Lauren

Length: 1hr 42 min

Production Date: Digital Sin, 2005

Extras: Behind The Scenes:Quick BTS with some cast interviews. Runs about 7 minutes but includes Tory Lane in a nonstop suckfest. She bjs one guy without interruption until he cums in her mouth. Worth renting this disc for this scene alone.
Bonus SceneTaken From "China Syndrome" featuring Lucy Lee with 2 guys.

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is stereo 2.0 and is as expected from a typical flick. There is no music during the scenes and the girl's voices and noises are easily heard. The Video of the film is Full Frame Color and was very satisfying. The image was clean and crisp. Colors were vivid and well presented and the film was in tastefully simple shots.

Body of Review: Five seemingly average and normal-bodied women take on some sex toys of abnormal proportions.

Scene 1: Tory Lane
Tory Lane introduces the disc with some nice pussy and asshole fingering. A nice looking brunette with a fishnet body outfit, Tory dirty talks to the camera in a raspy voice. She spreads her pussy open with her hands allowing a few peaks of her insides and then pulls out a glass dildo. She slams it into her cunt pretty violently, twisting and turning it. After a few minutes of this puny toy, she pulls out a black dong and slams that one in her accomodating pussy. It fits nicely and jiggles like a diving board when she slaps it. Some PTM toying and hoarsey moaning mark the scene. Tory's vocals are perhaps too deep sounding and become a tad offputting. She's pretty hard on herself with the dildos and she doesn't lighten up when she shoves one in her ass. Each scene comes in threes and Tory's third toy is about as big as the last, only much longer.

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Scene 2: Tiffany Holiday
Tiffany is probably one of the cutest damned adult stars out there. Elfishly thin, Tiffany looks very young and timid but put her in front of a camera and she goes nuts. This girl is nasty in the best definition of the word. When she dirty talks into the camera it is so unexpected from a cute, young girl like her it is enough to make a sailor blush. She starts by playing with her wet pussy, sticking her long fingers into her hole. She pulls down the top of her pink nightie and exposes a pair of natural breasts that move around with the bouyancy of water balloons. And perched on top of each is a set of nipples thick and hard as lightswitches. Tiffany toys her twat with a glass dildo and each time she touches her pussy or penetrates her asshole puckers so rhythmically that it looks like its beating. In minutes she has two dildo inside each of her holes, but this still isn't enough so she pulls out a big, flesh-colored dong. She tityfucks herself for a while before easing it into her vagina. The two foot long schlong follows and she only manages to hide the tip inside her. Tiffany spends a few minutes straddling a mound, rubbing her pussy against its vibrating knob. Watching such a cute girl take on the massiveness of the dildos was exciting, but her innocent face and dirty attitude made the scene.

Scene 3: Victoria Sweet
Victoria is a golden girl of some ethnicity. She has a very pretty face and nice figure. Victoria starts like the other girls, using the glass dildo first but of course it's too small and she upgrades to another that is thicker and with more ridges. The massive black dong makes another appearance and Victoria slides it between her lips a bit more carefully than Tory before her did. When the two foot long white one comes out, Victoria braces it between her feet and the floor and rides it the best she can. This act is fairly exciting because of the skill involved and it offers a good shot of her from below. Overall, however, Victoria isn't as exciting to watch. She takes her time and moves more slowly, gyrating and grinding rather than ramming and slamming. So it depends on your preference.

Scene 4: Keelani Lei
Keelani is an Asian girl who has on makeup that matches her panties. Despite this lending an artificialness about her that I don't like, but she is a cute woman. She begins her scene with a rigorous pussy-rubbing that goes on far too long. Then the panties are removed, and we get a clearer shot of her perfect, shaved pussy. Fingering follows and way too late in the game, the dildo makes its appearance. This is a new one, a colorless, jelly dong that she stirs in her vagina. Another, smaller one gets shoved in but it doesn't seem to do anything for the viewer's pleasure except get in the way. Keelani has a smoking body and it's ufortunate that this scene only gets good near the end when she whips out the old reliable black dick. She fucks it in doggy, exposing her tiny asshole and nice, bony ass. A typical, satisfying toy scene where the excitment doesn't go beyond the girl.

Scene 5: Dillan Lauren
Dillan is the kind of girl that only looks hot when she smiles. Otherwise, she's generic with way too much makeup. The makeup makes her face look oily and as if she's already done the scene. She gives a few dildos a test drive through her fat pussy, but none are very good. Then she pulls out the grandaddy of them all, a massive purple monster that looks more like an ICBM than a sex toy. She only manages to spread her lips around this, but I give her an A simply for picking it up. Dillan eventually strips and straddles the electric saddle for some grinding. She looks much better by now as she warms up to her scene and lets it all out. This is another decent, satisfying solo scene, but far from memorable.

Concluding Words: Overall, this is as satisfying as one would expect. I'm as crazy about solo scenes as the next guy, but found this to be a rather typical flick. The girls were modestly exciting to watch and a while a handful were very good looking, none really had a chemistry for the camera that make me want to look for their other work. Tiffany is perhaps the exception, but she's lucky I think since her attributes are natural--she was born with the downy innocence that is quickly shattered when she opens her mouth and slams a dildo up her twat. None of the performances stood out and unfortunately none of the acts did either. There was the usual impressive pussy-stuffing, but I've seen much of the same from flicks that don't tout themselves as 'big toy' titles. If you're going to advertise the product don't just deliver it, but use it to its full capacity. Too much time was spent heavy petting and labia loving and riding the sybian which is a toy I know, but not the kind I would correspond with the disc's title. Tory's scene in the bonus scene was a very pleasant surprise. It takes her about 8 minutes to suck and jerk the guy off, but she never gives in. More films should be based on this simple concept. Finding this tucked away was a little gem. A 3-star average suffices because i was very entertained, but this isn't a flick with lasting value. Huge fans of toys might find further enjoyment from this disc. Otherwise, Rent It


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