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Boobaholics Anonymous

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/27/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Boobaholics Anonymous

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike John

Cast: Gianna, Sean Michaels, Brandy Taber/Taylor/Talore, Erik Everhard, Misty May, Jon Dough, Sara Stone, Rayveness; Avalone & Mike John (in the bonus scene only)

Length: 138.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 7/9/2003, 8/3/2005, 8/11/2005, 8/21/2005, 9/30/2005

Extra's: For most people, the ~36 minute long Bonus Scene between Avalone and Mike John will be the best extra. They had all the usual forms of sex, including oral, vaginal and anal in this scene I think was recorded a few years ago. She's not the cutest gal here but she had large breasts and a willing attitude so I gave her a fair shot. I liked the 12.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature a fair too as it gave the gals a chance to crack up and have some fun as well as show some extra sex. The other extras were a photogallery and a double sided DVD cover for those who care.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Boobaholics Anonymous was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot for DVD by director Mike John for Red Light District. The colors were solid, the flesh tones accurate, and the lighting almost always very good; making the picture look well done. The composition of the picture tended to flatter the look of the ladies in almost every case with few variations in this regard. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but the amount of separation and dynamic range was minimal; thankfully, the vocals were clearly understood. In general though, there's a reason why people turn to Mike John when they want a great gonzo movie and much of it has to do with his solid technical skills.

Body of Review: With the success of his point of view (POV) titles leading the industry, director Mike John has nothing to prove to this reviewer in terms of his directorial skill and vision. Mike isn't just about POV though and almost every time he picks up a videocamera, he makes a hit these days. As his following grows, his status as one of the premiere gonzo attracts increasing attention form those who'd lure him away from the RLD/PXP Empire, and his latest adventure, Boobaholics Anonymous is almost guaranteed to further the number of offers he gets for how he turns a number of acceptable performers into raving banshees that excel in their on screen performances. Here's a quick look at the cast and actions shown in the scenes, noting that no condoms were used and that all the gals had large chests to appeal to the audience:

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Scene One: Gianna, the healthy sized gal featured on the front DVD cover, was up first after some tease by the outdoor pool in her purple outfit. Playing with her large, all natural breasts was like second nature to her, as was taking on black cock like the one provided by scene partner Sean Michaels once the action went inside. Both gave some fine head to the other but this being a movie centering on large hooters, it was especially nice to see her using her chest to give him an awesome titty fuck before he started plugging away at her tight pussy. The scene had already devolved into a sloppy mess so this aspect was just more fun to watch as she took care of his needs like a champion. The way she actively rode his cock in her pussy was a sight for sore eyes and her enthusiasm only made it better. Unlike some gals in porn who'll do interracial for pay only, I thought she really enjoyed working with Sean (a gentleman by almost any standard). The scene ended with another titty fuck and him jerking out a load to her mouth that she lovingly swallowed. It was a great way to start the show by all accounts.

Scene Two: Brandy Taber/Taylor/Talore, another gifted brunette with a sweet face and ample breasts, was up next as she teased inside the house while wearing a pink & black corset before taking on the powerful Erik Everhard. Her ability to lick her own nipple was cool but her freshness as he went down on her added fuel to the fires as well. After getting a quick taste, he went right to pounding away on her with her response quite positive. I like vocal gals and he seemed to like her enough to do her right, eventually letting up for her to give him some head with PTM action. She kept her corset on at all times (typically this is done to cover a scar or two) but I didn't care one bit as she appreciated all he had to offer her with those bosoms swaying back and forth in a most hypnotizing manner. She could've been slightly more active on returning his pumping but her total package would've been worth getting to know my package given her growing potential in porn. The scene ended with a titty fuck and rubbed out load to her face but it was a small load that she couldn't swallow due to the way he spread it across her chin.

Scene Three: Misty May, a light haired gal with great breasts in a pale green top that accentuated her chest, reminded me a lot of a young Julia Ann with a great smile. Her indoor tease session was notable for how well she worked the camera with her smaller but still more than adequate breasts before taking on the very hairy (we're talking Chewbacca hairy folks!) Jon Dough. I like gals with all natural curves that are provided in moderation so if anything, she was more balanced than the previous two but her eyes alone were stunning to look at so I knew she'd be a good performer. He went right for her titties and massaged them as well as licked them as she talked about them in a goofy manner. She then gave great head after he fingered her, providing a moderately active ride when straddling him on the cushion. This scene seemed a lot shorter than the others for some reason but she kept encouraging him right up until he dropped a load onto her face and neck that she gargled before swallowing. Yum!

Scene Four: Sara Stone, has been a popular gal in porn thanks to her large breasts and I see more of her all the time thanks to the demand companies have shown for her services, was up next in a tease session by the pool in purple undies on a lawn chair before jumping on Erik Everhard. There was a funny BTS moment about this scene but you can go see it at your leisure rather than worry about it here. She was another gal best described as "thick" but still well within the usual parameters for a gal with large titties in porn. She lotioned up her breasts and Erik came from behind to worship them before leading her inside. He snacked on her crack a bit too before she practically inhaled his meat pipe in the sloppiest blowjob of the movie (leaving streamers everywhere). The camera angles were particularly pleasing here and the two shared a lot of chemistry as they engaged one another in a sexually heated manner. This led, of course, to him hammering away at her fine little pussy in several positions before he jerked out a load into her mouth. She also swallowed, elevating the heat of the scene more than a little bit; making it one of her best scenes to date.

Scene Five: Rayveness, a brunette that has been in porn for some time now, looked almost as if she were going for a large breasted gothic gal approach as she stalked the halls of the house in a skimpy black bit of lingerie. She has more experience than the others and I was expecting something special from her; thankfully, Sean Michaels and I both were not let down. She had the performance aspect of the scene down to a science and the contrast between their skin tones (she was milky white and he's as dark a fellow as you'll see here) added to the visual pleasure the scene offered up. He gently licked her feet and legs while orally worshiping all she had to offer; causing her to respond nicely with an elevated breathing rate, flush skin, and erect nipples to go along with her growing smile and presumed wetness.

Bonus Scene: Avalone, a somewhat homely brunette from Paris, France, was up in a lengthy bonus scene that had her milking Mike John's nuts dry after he picked her up in the car and drove to a motel room. While she make not have been attractive to me, she had large breasts and a willing attitude to do anything he wanted to get off with. Her blowjob was probably the weakest aspect of the scene given her inability to take his entire shaft down her throat but otherwise the two hit it off splendidly as she took him deep inside her pussy in several positions. I only wished the scene lasted longer since her cowgirl and doggy style act were especially good as she dirty talked to him the whole time to express her appreciation. I thought she could stand to have a few more pounds on her frame but in all, it was a very well done scene by the two of them if not her very best in a while. It ended with an oral tribute to his shaft but the small load went down her throat easily as she swallowed it handsomely.

Summary: Boobaholics Anonymous was worth a rating of Highly Recommended for titty connoisseurs everywhere that are into gals possessing all natural gifts and willing to use them to full effect on camera. The playfulness the gals showed enhanced their sexual skills and there was never a gal going at it on the DVD that came across as though she were doing it solely for the money; a tribute to Mike John's skill level as a director. The amount of fuck for the buck then was very high and most fans of gonzo action that aren't fixated on anal and circus act sex will find this one to have a tremendous amount of stroke value thanks to the way all the aspects combined so well here. In short, Boobaholics Anonymous will do nothing but further your desire to see ever more boobs in action, making me hope for a second volume to appreciate in coming months.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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