Cast: Barbara Summer, Harmony, Manuel Ferrara, Cindy Crawford, Brianna Love, Michael Stefano, Claire Robbins, Saana, Angela Stone, Annie Cruz, Veronica Lynn, Tiffany Rayne, Brandon Iron, John Strong; Hailey Young & Jake Malone (in the bonus blowjob scene only)
Length: 178 minutes
Dates of Production: 6/6/2005, 8/20/2005, 9/13/2005, 9/14/2005, 9/26/2005
Extra's: For me, the best extra was a 12 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that had most of the cast and crew getting ready for their scenes. It wasn't the lengthiest BTS I've seen or the most comprehensive but it was a compliment to a nearly three hour, single DVD release so I can't fuss too loudly about it. The next best extra for me was a bonus blowjob scene by Hailey Young & Jake Malone. I'm sure Jake liked it the most and it wasn't bad but not his best either. There was also a photogallery and double sided DVD cover for those who care.
Audio/Video Quality: Cum Fart Cocktails 3 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Red Light District. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over older releases by Jake with nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones. There was a small, light watermark with the Red Light District logo on the bottom right hand corner of the picture but few people seem to mind it these days considering the amount of fuck for the buck being offered and the understanding that piracy is so prevalent. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 stereo English and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't much (if any) separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.
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Body of Review: Jake Malone is one of the so-called up and comers of the RLD/PXP Empire for the way he manages to expand the sexual boundaries of all those he dominates as a director. This isn't always a good thing (to me at least) but I'd be lying if I said he didn't provide what a lot of people were looking for in a modern porno and that is the call of the capitalist; "give them what they want". His latest effort is the newest installment of a kinky series, Cum Fart Cocktails 3, where each volume showcases gals who have hardcore sex with men only to get anal creampies to shit out into the mouth of another gal. There isn't a lot of that in the porn world (thankfully) but you know where to go when you want value and extreme sex, right? Okay, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and none of the gals seemed to mind any of the sex acts they were doing:
Scene One: Barbara Summer and Harmony, a couple of curvy gals with lightened hair, were up first as they walked along in form fitting dresses outside. They stopped to feel each other up and expose themselves to the sunny day. This led to some lesbian oral antics and Manuel Ferrara, becoming interested in the proceedings, walked up to start screwing them beside the house. The ladies helped as he slammed his meat in them, with lots of taste testing (PTM and ATM with the usual variations), and energy as the gals talked dirty and tried to prove themselves the better of the two in a sort of twisted contest of wills. The oral was sloppy but fun, the screwing was passionate and nasty, and they eventually went inside to do the hardcore anal with Barbara seemingly taking an early anal lead. They did it all and then ended with the advertised circus act cum fart that was then licked off the mirror it was shat onto. Thankfully, Manuel's aim was lame so there wasn't a lot to clean up directly out of the ass.
Scene Two: Cindy Crawford and Brianna Love, another couple of light haired gals (perhaps a bit cuter this time), were up at the pool table as Michael Stefano and Manuel Ferrara put them through their paces. Brianna was the cuter of the two though Cindy managed to be the most verbally expressive when Manuel was going down on her. The guys took turns fucking and getting sucked off by the gals and Michael's hammering vaginal sex with Brianna was a site to behold. Brianna took the honors for best oral of the scene while Cindy was the most sexually expressive by getting DP'ed and taking lots of anal. I was glad when they moved to the couch because the pool table (an excellent model that I happen to have myself) isn't very comfortable for sex (don't ask) but it also allowed for more variations. It ended when the guys came in Cindy's ass and Brianna sucked the semen out like a champion. Whew!
Scene Three: Claire Robbins, a tomboy wearing a school girl outfit complete with plaid skirt, and Saana, a fabulous looking blonde with a black mesh bra and hot PVC skirt, were up next as they engaged in lesbian antics on the couch indoors. Saana used a large anal horse tail plug to fill her friend's ass and rimmed it for good measure before they swapped places and Claire did some rimming. Claire then had a blindfold placed on her so Michael Stefano and Manuel Ferrara could provide her with a meaty offering to tickle her tonsils. Both gals took a dick at this point and sucked away like they were trying to suck the male's balls through the opening, swapping shafts to get the best of both worlds This led to Claire getting some anal and Saana getting vaginal but Saana caught up once she took the DP with a measure of pleasure reserved for only the most skilled of gals in porn. There was lots of taste testing and partner swapping going on but the energy, chemistry, and passion they showed was exceptional; surpassing even the last scene much of the time (certainly not an easy feat given the quality of those two!). The men came in Saana's ass and Claire went on semen retrieval duty, initially collecting the deposits with her hand and fingering out the remains. Wow!
Scene Four: Angela Stone and Annie Cruz, a brunette and a bleached blonde, were up next as the two wore opposite fishnet styled outfits on the couch as they sucked and fucked each other. The gals weren't as physically appealing as some of the previous ladies of the show but this often means that they'll try harder so I had my hopes up. They partnered up with sexually aggressive Manuel Ferrara and were soon expanding their sexual horizons as they participated in a group grope. They took turns getting screwed after double teaming his shaft orally with many positions used to get all their warm spots worked over well enough. Angela used her squirting technique on Annie's face and they did the taste testing well enough as the scene progressed. Annie took the anal creampie and shat it out directly (no hands or mirrors) into Angela's mouth. I was just thankful that there was nothing but white material coming out of there. In all though, they were among the most extreme of the show for those of you looking for that kind of thing.
Scene Five: Veronica Lynn, the brunette hotty on the front DVD cover, and her gorgeous blonde counter part Tiffany Rayne, were last up on the couch as they played with one another using some cool toys. The inflatable anal plug seemed to turn Tiffany on a lot and Veronica licked it clean upon its exit but quickly replaced it with some anal beads. After some seriously demented (but hot) lesbian antics, the ladies were joined by studly Brandon Iron and muscular John Strong; two of the most extreme studs in the RLD/PXP pool. Sexually, these gals offered the best of both worlds; great looks and kinky, no limit demeanors which made this another solid scene for perverts to enjoy. The taste testing had the gals sucking body parts clean from various holes, the gals took to anal like they were born to it and the guys even appreciated some salad tossing as the women rimmed away with abandon. If you like circus act sex, this will be a great place to spend some replay time as the gals stopped just short of DP's before Veronica sucked down their loads out of Tiffany's ass. The especially disgusting part was that the ejaculate looked shit flavored as it left her ass and went into Veronica's mouth (Ewwww!!!) but you knew going into the movie what to expect so this would be the pinnacle of gross if that's what you were looking for.
Summary: Cum Fart Cocktails 3 was one of those shows where the energy, the heat, and the desire to out fuck the other girl combined to elevate the power of the sex scenes presented. If you're into the hardcore porn, you'll already be aware that Red Light District and Platinum X Pictures are your best source of affordable yet nasty sex (they won their spot on the 2005's Top Porn List on merit alone folks). Among the kinkiest series of the multitude of shows the companies offer, this one is close to the top of the heap. For the amount of fuck for the buck, the quality of the ladies, and the replay value, this one earned a rating of Highly Recommended but this isn't porn your dad would've enjoyed twenty years ago so prepare yourself for some of the most balls to the wall action before settling in with this one. In summation, you won't find a lot of porn more disgusting and nasty than Cum Fart Cocktails 3 so be forewarned that this was one kick ass ride on the dark side.
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