Cast: Courtney Simpson, Tiffany Holiday, Jasmine, Kat, Brooke, uncredited man
Non-sex role by Puma Swede
Length: 125 minutes
Date of Production: 7/2005
Extra's: There was a single trailer and some phone sex advertisements.
Audio/Video Quality: Young, Dumb, and Bummed was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Ricky Wrecker for distribution by Black Widow Media. The lighting was pretty good and that limited the grain and video noise but the camera wok was lousy as it did little justice for the ladies of the show. Zooming in on implant scars, blemishes, and other matters is generally considered a bad idea and the impression I got was that the show was made dirt cheap with limited editing. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo with no separation that I could hear and a dynamic range limited by the cheap equipment used.
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Body of Review: Black Widow Media is headed up by a pretty savvy marketing whiz by the name of Rick Williams. The company is a relatively new start up that distributes titles by a variety of smaller companies who have found that in porn, the "big guy squashes the little guy" as it was put to me by director Brandon Iron a few days ago in Las Vegas. The latest movie I saw for the company was Young, Dumb, and Bummed, a series of gonzo scenes where women walking the streets as homeless people tried to earn a dollar (yes, just one of them) for going back to the house of Puma Swede and company to have sex. It had some moments but the movie lacked n many ways as it tried to decide what kind of flick it was going to be so here's a review of the scenes to try and make more sense of it for you, noting that condoms weren't used:
Scene One: Courtney Simpson, the 19 year old featured on the front of the DVD cover, was up first after she was picked up trying to get beer money. Puma Swede and her unnamed cameraman drove her to their place where she was promptly told to make herself uncomfortable on the leather couch. This led to a guy slamming his cock in her throat and pussy, although his goofy hat and wig helped keep his identity a secret. The boning and taste testing went back and forth between the two with Puma making an occasional comment for comedic purposes. The scene ended with a pop to the chest and Courtney getting put back on the street with some pocket change.
Scene Two: Tiffany Holiday, the brunette in the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she followed the formula where she was picked up off the street by Puma and Ricky. They brought her back to their place where she was quickly put to work slobbing the knob of the unnamed guy in costume. The major difference this time was that Tiffany did anal with him, and the fact that he had erection problems as she bounced in his lap. It was a modestly energetic bout but the background noise and limited setting combined poorly with quiet gal's general lack of enthusiastic talent and made the scene a filler for me.
Scene Three: Jasmine, the curvy gal on the lower left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she walked along the deserted street with her own cardboard sign. Apparently, her story was built around being kicked out of her house and made homeless so she took the ride as the others had to make some dough. The sex was generic in the sloppy oral, the gagging throat slams, and the vaginal boning (complete with cell phone ringing in the background and smeared makeup). I didn't like her implant scars though I didn't mind her extra baby fat or rimming abilities on the guy she was with. There was taste testing and even a little bit of anal attempted but the grossest act was the time she induced vomiting. In all, it lacked appeal for me but I can see why some people would enjoy watching the scene.
Scene Four: Kat, the gal on the middle of the left hand side of the front DVD cover, held a sign saying she was out of work and a Vietnam Vet when Puma and Ricky goofed on her into joining them for a dollar. For those unaware, Kat's one of the most prolific gonzo gals in porn these days for her willingness to do anything with anyone at any time (or seemingly so at least). She looked too young for my tastes but fans will appreciate her a lot more than I did for her oral, vaginal, anal and rimming done here. The guy was the same as the other scenes and he seemed to have some minor difficulties with maintaining an erection. The good news about the scene was that she was energetic and enthusiastic as always, even if she wasn't my type. It ended as expected with a pretty large load to her face and them dropping her off back on the street.
Scene Five: Brooke, the attractive gal shown on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up last wearing a white fishnet two piece outfit on the generic couch. The guy was the same and the sex was pretty standard with oral and vaginal being the mainstays this time. Sadly, she laid still like a dead fish and I almost wondered aloud if this was the same hotty I've stroked off to numerous times in the past as they moved to a black mattress for the last part of the scene. I'm sure she felt good to him but neither conveyed the feeling of heat you'd hope a porno would offer and it ended with the pop shot to the chest as she looked on with distain. Suffice it to say, her body language told me all I needed to know here.
Summary: Young, Dumb, and Bummed didn't make the best use of the cast and the premise so I decided to rate it as a Rent It. In many ways, that might even appear to be quite a generous rating but I know that many of you are looking for nasty material with some disgust factor tossed in for good measure and it will certainly appeal on that account. Having the women stuff their fists down their throats, act like they were too stupid to know whether a bill was a dollar or a five spot, and a host of other things were somewhat tiresome. Still, if you like the cast being slavishly put through the motions, this might work for you well enough to keep a copy.
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