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Bang Bang

Studio: Video X Pix » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 1/19/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

This Chuck Vincent directorial effort from 1975 is, in essence, a XXX rated parody of the then popular television show, Laugh In. It's a series of odd skits and vignettes that loop back and fourth to a few running gags and you know what? It works really well. It doesn't hurt that there's a really good cast in this one either – here's how it all works…

Scene One – C.J. Laing And Jeffrey Hurst: When Jeffrey Hurst dials a wrong number and C.J. Laing picks up, it doesn't take long before things start to get hot and heavy in a phone sex/masturbation session. While this might not sound so steamy in premise, the split screen action doesn't waste any time as Jeffrey starts directing C.J. in what to do and how to do it. It's not something you'd ever see in modern smut, as the camera doesn't get as close as you might expect, but it really works quite well thanks in no small part to the fact that C.J. is gorgeous and knows how to work her sensuality on screen.

Scene Two – Jennifer Jordan And John Christopher: John lays back on the table while Jennifer gives him head without using any of her hands or fingers. The narrator explains it all very matter-of-factly which gives this a humorous edge, explaining that this is a 'Bulgarian Blowjob' that we're witnessing.

Scene Three – A Black Gal, Marlene Willoughby And Two Other Girls: Narrated by a guy in a mother goose outfit, this one is played off as a perverted version of Goldilocks (played by the black gal in a blond afro wig) and the three bears. After Goldilocks gets loaded, she does a strip show before she fucks herself with a dildo. Once she comes, she goes to sleep and then the other three girls come home. They find Goldilocks and have a big ol' lesbian orgy, using their toys on Goldilocks who in turn spanks them and gets a little rough with them.

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Scene Four – A Blonde: Shot as a dream sequence, she narrates the scene as we start while she's lying naked on a table. Hands appear in the frame and rub her down, playing with her tits as she starts to get horny. A man's lower torso comes into the frame and she gives him head, then another man shows up and she sucks him too. Her pussy gets spread and then fingered, and she plays with a semi-seen woman's pussy. Eventually the two mystery cocks shoot all over her, ending the scene.

Scene Five – Marlene Willoughby: In this scene, the lovely Marlene lights up a cigarette and smokes it with her snatch! It's brief, but it's cool.

Scene Six – C.J. Laing And Two Guys: C.J. wants bigger breasts so her doctor suggest she ingest more sperm. She sucks off one guy and then another as her tits inflate to insane proportions to the point where she can no longer stand up at all.

Scene Seven – Five Gals: Five naked ladies play classical music while one uses a bow on her pussy.

Scene Eight – Jennifer Jordan And Wade Nichols: She's the patient and he's the shrink. She comes in for some counseling and soon he lays her back and opens her top to play with her breasts. He goes down on her and then he puts his cock into her, fucking her missionary style while she explains her problems to him.

Scene Nine – Cynthia Gardner: Sitting in her make up room, she tells us of her sexual fantasies which we then see acted out. She meets a man in a dark room, they make out, she blows him, he eats her pussy, and then he mounts her. They bump and grind a bit, then it ends.

Scene Ten – Annie Sprinkle And David Savage: For demonstration purposes, Annie whips his cock out and her top off before she rubs her massive jugs on him and then sucks him off going for a speed record.

Scene Eleven – C. J. Laing And Wade Nichols: C.J. hooks hot dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and heads off to Grandma's house where she finds Wade Nichols as the wolf pretending to be her grandmother. He whips out his hard dick, she sucks him off and then gets on all fours so that he can fuck her from behind. He eats her out a bit then goes back in for more doggy style fun before pulling out and creaming on her ever so shapely ass cheeks.

Scene Twelve – A Man And Four Girls: This one is shot in a really dark room making it hard to identify anyone but he starts off lying down and the girls come in and start stroking and sucking him. One straddles his face and he fingers them with his free hands.



This fullframe transfer looks surprisingly sharp and colorful and the picture quality, for an old XXX film from 1979, looks surprisingly good. There are some specks here and there as well as a moderate amount of grain but this looks to be a film sourced transfer and not a VHS or tape source. The unfortunate decision to add a 'Video X Pix' bug in the bottom right hand corner of the image during a few key scenes is also a strike against the disc, as it is a little annoying when it continues to pop up, but other than that, the black levels stay strong, the skin tones look natural, and while there are a few scenes that look a bit on the soft side, overall this is a nice picture.


The Dolby Digital Mono soundtrack is a little muffled and not of the best quality, but again, it's taken from a tape source so the limitations of the older technology are going to be there when that's the case. Dialogue is pretty easy to understand, however, and the background music comes through reasonably clear. There aren't a lot of sound effects used in the film, mostly just some random moaning and groaning during the action scenes and these are handled just fine, as are the talkier bits of the movie.


The disc doesn't come with a whole lot in the way of extra features but there are two trailers tucked away neatly underneath the menu screens. First up is a trailer for Slit Skirts and Expose Me, Lovely. There's also a still gallery of random old school porno starlets in action, in addition to chapter selection and animated menus.

Final Thoughts:

This Video X Pix release of Bang Bang doesn't have a ton of supplements but it looks and sounds alright and the features has enough steamy sex, great vintage performers and effective humor to make this one an easy recommendation!

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