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European Mail Order Brides 7

Studio: Spice Studios » Review by Adam Wilson » Review Date: 1/21/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight

Cast: Nikki, Sarah, Misty, Veronica, Kathy, Puma Black

Director: Ram

Feature Length: 167 mins.

Condoms: None

Date of Production: 4/2005

Review: The dude from European Mail Order Brides 6 is back and is still auditioning wannabe Americas. Each scene features a girl that dude is saying he'll marry and take back to America with him, but first he needs to see if they can perform their marital responsibilities.

Nikki, a tiny blonde dressed in pink, is the first European bride, and she continues the fine Cinemaplay tradition of being nearly shocked and offended when she sees the camera. After the patter of the scene is over, she gives him a fairly decent blowjob. He returns the favor, then fucks her on the kitchen table. Reverse cowgirl in one of the dining room chairs, then from behind on the kitchen counter. Facial ends the scene, except for the obligatory "oh I'll call you" and then him getting slapped business. Cute girl, decent sex.

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Tall, dark haired Sarah is next. She looks a bit like G4TV's Morgan Webb, and me likee very much. The camera is explained and the story is given. He asks her to iron, she says no. He whips out his cock, she says yes. Blowjob time, and she's amazing at it. He goes down on her and then then slides his cock inside her on the kitchen table. In fact, they follow the same routine as in the previous scene, including the end to the story. I tell you what though, I'd marry this girl and bring her over in a heartbeat. H-O-T.

Misty has a Rollergirl/Heather Graham thing going on. Dude takes a look, likes what he sees presents his cock to her. She takes a saliva shine to it. Dude then eats her out and then it's reverse cowgirl time on the couch. She turns around and rides him a bit more, then there's some titty fucking while he fingers her. Doggy style, a weak facial, then the same ending.

Veronica wants to go to America. She seems very excited. Dude brings out some cooking devices and mimes doing various tasks, then time for the cocksucking test. During this, she reveals an amazing set of tits as she gets naked. I need to go to Europe. They exchange oral pleasantries and then start the fucking with some doggy style. They move to the bedroom for some spoon fucking, cowgirl, and then he blows his load on her tits. Again, same ending.

Kathy looks like most generic blondes you see in porn... which isn't necessarily a bad thing. He brings out some appliances to explain her domestic duties. She finds it amusing. Then she reluctantly agrees to give him a blowjob before the impending wedding. Again, this girl has an awesome pair of tits. These girls all need to jump on a boat and float up to the beaches outside my home. Anyway, she has no reservations about him going down on her, and then she decides she wants some reverse cowgirl action. Doggy style on the couch is followed by a facial that she really gets into. You know the rest.

Puma Black is our last Euro girl who wants to head to the good ol' USA. She's not the best looking of the bunch, but she wouldn't get kicked out of my bed either. The drill is the same, and she's good at slurping on cock. Kitchen table fucking, doggy style on the couch, some very nice looking reverse cowgirl, missionary on the couch, then a facial. No ending at all for this one.

Audio/Video: Solid yet not spectacular. This full frame production does the job. A scene here and there is a tad underlit, but those moments don't last long.

Extras: There's a poorly shot bonus striptease featuring a woman billed as Megan, and a preview of European Mail Order Brides 6.

Concluding Words: If you like this series, this is a solid entry. The necessity of a plot gets old fast, but these girls are hot, pure and simple. Recommended.

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