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Suitcase Pimp

Studio: Anarchy Films » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 1/21/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Straight

Director: Tim Crass

Cast: Dasani Lezian, Lilly, Ashley Gracie, Jessi Summers, Brodi Kennedy and Valerie Jackson

Length: 2 hrs

Production Date: Anarchy Films, 2005

Extras: Chapter Selection Without Act Access Gallery Trailers Web Info

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is typical 2.0 and comes in with decent quality. There is dialogue that is strained and difficult to hear over a hissing sound. Although the actor's voices are heard during the sex, dialogue is off. So it's possible sound were dubbed. There is a music track but it's pretty faint. The Video is full frame color and has an amateur look to it. Most scenes have an overlighting or contrasting tone about them. I liked the low-budget look and feel of the film, but not when it blinds out the image.

Body of Review: Being a talent agent in Los Angeles, California isn't an easy job. You have to find new talent, make sure they keep their appointments and track down replacements when your first clients are no-shows. Such is the life of a suitcase pimp and this is his story:

Scene 1: Ashley Gracie
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Condoms: No
The talent agent picks up Ashley Gracie to take to her shoot, but before she even gets there she gives her co-actor a little front seat ride. As they drive down the streets of LA, Ashley rides in reverse cowgirl which is pretty exciting for the sex out of doors factor. A decent gal, with a nice slim body, Ashley is fairly energetic. She does some tremmendous work on the guy's dick when they finally get to the apartment, going down on him deep and making his cock and balls sloppy. Her partner is slightly rough on her, there's the usual gag and ass slapping and occasionally he holds her head down with his foot. But Ashley eggs him on with some rather silly rough talk. By the end of a long bout of cowgirl and reverse cowgirl Ashley is beet red and soaking wet. She looks like she's been dragged behind a boat. But who can criticize her, she's put up with quite a workout. She finishes with a lousy cumshot to the mouth which she spits into her hand and re-eats.

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Scene 2: Jessi Summers
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Condoms: No
Jessi is a stunning typical blond California girl. She comes to her scene wearing a jogging outfit as though she just came from the gym. Long blonde hair, perfect slim body, Jessi does have fake boobs which is a big downer. Aside from that, her body is smoking and she looks amazing taking his tool in her mouth for some oral. She gets banged on the hood of a car in a garage in a number of positions but all in all, her good looks aren't put to hightened use. Jessi is very pretty but she is rather stiff in her scene and doesn't really seem all that into it. Her best parts are her looking into the camera as she gives head and being bent over the hood in doggy. But none are that hot and we are left a bit high and dry by the ending facial.

Scene 3: Lilly
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Condoms: No
Lilly gets picked up by the suitcase pimp from a day of shopping and taken to her location for her shoot. A fair looking woman, Lilly reminds me of Rosie Perez, except she hardly talks. And once she opens her mouth it becomes apparent why she is so silent; she's fitted with a pair of jutting front teeth. Aside from this, her petite body looks way younger than her age and her perky, pierced breasts are little more than handfuls. Lilly endures some rough oral with her partner spitting down her throat and on her face a good deal. This act isn't terribly exciting for Lily, even though she's not repulsed, but she trucks on like a trooper. A few positions here and there on the couch all lead up to a decent but far too short anal piledriver. Watching her tight ass get pummeled was the most exciting but one has to endure 15 minutes of stale sex and Lilly's unending yelps. A dallop of semen to her face is no fun for anyone.

Scene 4: Brodi and Valerie
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Condoms: No
Brodi is a really sexy gal with a cute alernative look. She has a fair body with A-size breasts and she is covered with an ample amount of tattoo work. Her short black hair is pulled back and she is sexy sucking dick, but things are best after the straight on boning and when she takes anal. She eases the cock inside her and glides up and down on it in reverse cowgirl. Watching her tight hole stretch and her perfect ass move make the scene but it too is a bit stagnant. They are disrupted by a frumpy gal also with small boobs. She walks in and gets on her knees to service him quickly. Brodi joins in and the gals suck him until he comes on Valerie and Brodi licks it off her face. A good scene that could have been pushed to be so much better, especially with the inclusion of the second girl at the end.

Scene 5: Dasani Lezian
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Condoms: No
Dasani (cover) is a full-figured raven haired lady with a big, round ass. She begins with some heated oral that leads into her riding cock and letting her big butt flap in the wind. A tad too big-boned Dasani puts her cushion-pushin' to the test. The two stick to the typical positions, missionary, reverese and doggy. This was probably the least exciting scene on the disc, but then it could just be that it came at the end. I would have liked to have seen Dasani's great ass in anal, but like much on the flick there is no risk taking. A mediocre facial completes this one.

Concluding Words: I started to enjoy this flick because it didn't try to take itself too seriously. On the surface it appeared as a low cost no frills fuck flick, almost like some guys with a new camera making a porn. The opening scene and the cruising car-fuck lended to the assumption and that this might be a guerilla style film. But it isn't. Low cost it is and only fairly produced. Scenes at times are overlighted and amateruish, but at others they are more steady and correographed. But all of them lack in excitement. There are two very attractive women in this flick, Jessi and Brodi, but both are stiff as boards and should have been instructed to let loose. A complete lack of notable extras and act access gives weight to the amount of thought put in this production. It ranks just under a typical, poorly made skin flick and the guys should have thought twice about letting Jessi and Brodi go to waste. Skip It


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