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Hardcore Feast

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 1/26/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Fetish

Director: Susi Medusa

Cast: Julie Silver Sarah O'Neall, Jane Darling, Sarah Blue & Rita Neri

Length: One Hour 45 minutes without extras

Audio/Video: Private tends to put together the highest quality adult entertainment on the planet. This DVD isn't up to the standards of some of the highest big budget adult entertainment. Some scenes were a touch dark, and others I found to be not so clear as others. I found no noticeable issues or annoyances with the audio, however.

Extras: This is a very basic DVD from Private. There are other titles from Private, such as "The Private Life of Julie Silver", "Ass to Mouth", "XXX 26", "The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman 10" & "Lady of the Rings 2". To open the DVD there is also an extended trailer for "Mission Possible", the latest big budget release from Private entertainment. There are also helpful profiles of some of the girls and information about the Private corporation. Like all Private, DVDs, you can choose which language you'd like to hear the screams of ecstasy. One thing that's a bit odd is that on the back of the DVD, it mentions production notes. No link to production notes were found on this DVD.

Body of Review: This DVD claims to be "Shot especially for the perverted, this is a banquet of fresh pussy and mouth watering anal, the awesome Miss Susi Medusa is inviting you to dinner." I'm not sure about the grammaticism of the statement, but I think Miss Susi got her point across. This DVD features five scenes of fetish related attire focusing on hardcore anal sex.

Scene 1 Julie Silver

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A male is tied up in fetish wear, and has the luxury of a hot Czech sucking his cock. To make this even a better treat, it happens to be Julie Silver, the hottie on the DVD cover. After giving particular oral attention to the cock, the man is unbound and goes right for some anal fingering, prepping her for what's to come. The highlight of the scene was a some great spoon anal scenes, with Julie awkwardly looking directly in the camera through the entire scene. It's a trademark of Private, but once you get over that aspect the portion of the scene was rather hot. The scene ends with a messy facial. This isn't the best scene I've seen out of Private, rather short, and the fetish aspect was incredibly light, outside of the outfits adorned.

Scene 2: Sarah O'Neal & Sarah Blue
Two hot ladies are playing with their privates, and thankfully the camera is rolling to catch all of the bean rolling and labia slapping action. Blonde cutie Sarah Blue and Raven haired Sarah O'neal are the two girls constantly interlocked with one another. Both are somewhat attractive, but Sarah Blue stands out with her performance. There was some fantastic footage of her finger fucking her own tight little asshole, while rug munching Ms. O'Neal. Both girls are wearing fetish gear, making for an erotic roll in the proverbial hey. Dildos also make into the mix, finding their ways into tight loose snatches and tight assholes. This scene didn't do a lot for me, and isn't up to the high Private standards.

Scene 3: Jane Darlin
Jane Darlin is a hot Czech model with the type of breasts that would make a mortal man want to stay home from work for a month straight to play with. These large, soft and natural mammary glands are set atop a fine feminine figure to complete the package. This scene was highlighted by watching these great tits flop in reverse doggy style. This scene also featured tons of Sodomy & ass to mouth with the conclusion shot on her rack. This scene was rather short, and was a bit annoying as Jane never took off her dark sunglasses, but those breasts made it very bearable to watch.

Scene 4: Rita Neri
Rita Neri is the next bird lined up to take the proverbial cock in the turd cutter. Rita is a pale woman with natural tits and a seductive figure. Her short dark hair, in comparison to her light skin puts it together. She's in some bondage gear and walks on all fours to the guy sitting on the couch and begins sucking on his feet. To all non foot fetish folks, thankfully the bunions are soon replaced by a hard cock. After providing the necessary lip service, Rita gives an energetic performance by getting fucked hard vaginally and anally before taking a load of penal extract on her face. Rita isn't the hottest gal in the Private stable, but she works the scene hard. I am not a fan of foot play, but I was happy to see that at least the film starts living up to it's billing as a 'fetish' film.

Scene 5: Julie Silver
Julie Silver, the incredibly hot model on the cover is wearing the same Santa Clause-esque fetish fur attire as on the cover. She's a gorgeous Czech blonde woman with a great set of natural tits and an great face and figure. To up the ante, this Euro-babe knows how to get down and nasty. She assaults her partner with gusto, sucking on his cock and slapping his member across her own face. Just when you think it's the pinnacle of hotness, she bends over and gets fucked hard, including some intense anal footage. This is by far the best scene of the DVD. Once again, there wasn't much fetish-esque action outside of the attire.

Summary: Although claiming to be a fetish DVD, there wasn't a whole lot of fetish action on the DVD. There was some brief male bondage in the opening scene, and a little foot play in the fourth, but aside from that, it was just typical sex with an emphasis on anal play. Not that this is a bad thing, but I felt a touch misled. The final scene with cover girl Julie Silver is ultra hot, but I still have to say, Rent It as you can find much much better films from Private.


Colonel Mustard

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