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Cream My Crack

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/31/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Cream My Crack

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Michael Stefano

Cast: Cassie Courtland, Veronica Lynn, Manuel Ferrara, Nikki Nievez, Michael Stefano, John Strong, Mya Luvanna, Tiffany Rayne, Haley Scott, Annie Cruz; with supporting male staff including Marcos Leon, Juan Cuba, Andrew Andretti, Brad Baldwin, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Jim Beem

Length: 157 minutes

Dates of Production: 9/15/2005, 9/16/2005, 9/17/2005, 9/18/2005, 9/19/2005

Extra's: The best extra, by far, was the 24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Juan Cuba. It had some extra sex (a great idea when Tiffany Rayne is involved by the way), plenty of nudity, and a chance to get to see what goes on behind the scenes of a porn production. The gals were almost all shown to be having fun and that made the actual movie even more enjoyable for me. There was also a photogallery and a double sided DVD cover but neither of those added much value.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cream My Crack was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot for DVD by director Michael Stefano for Red Light District. The colors were solid, the flesh tones accurate, and the lighting almost always good; making the picture look well done. There was no watermark on the lower right hand corner as with other directors at the company and while the colors were slightly richer than normal, there were no compression artifacts or video noise noticed during the scenes. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English with minimal separation between the channels and a standard dynamic range, making it nothing special in this sense but not bad either.

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Body of Review: Michael Stefano has proven to be one of the mainstay directors at Platinum X Pictures/Red Light District of late as the directorial line up has seen some changes. While he has never been my favorite director at the company, he generally does a solid job in terms of the action he provides, the ladies he works with, and the amount of fuck for the buck that his movies always seem to provide. His latest release is the 341st title by Red Light District, Cream My Crack, a movie where the theme is showing hardcore sex before the men jerk off onto the ass cracks of the ladies. I know facials have been in vogue for a very long time and creampies seem to be catching up as the location of choice for male ejaculate but having doused a crack or two myself in the past; I could understand the desire to plant seed there too. Here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn at all by the men:

Scene One: Cassie Courtland, the hot looking bleach blonde on the front DVD cover who was sitting on top of Veronica Lynn there, were up first as they played with one another in the living room while wearing their minimalist lingerie outfits. I favored Cassie's looks but Veronica was very skilled sexually so your mileage will vary as to which worked better in this scene with Manuel Ferrara. The lesbian antics that started off the scene were decent, showing that they liked working with one another, but it was Manuel's meaty entrance that really perked them up the most. The sex was mostly variations of the oral, vaginal, and lesbian licking themes with the gals both showing some serious attitude towards having fun. Their chemistry together with Manuel was solid too and the energy levels high with the end a weird bit of him depositing his seed down Cassie's ass crack with Veronica on the receiving end. Other men that weren't properly credited followed suit; jerking off on Cassie's crack for her pal to lick, giving load after load to them as Veronica licked them up.

Scene Two: Nikki Nievez, a gal with a gap between her front teeth like Belladonna, was up next as she began the scene like the last one ended; taking loads of semen to her ass crack. The scene then reverted to form with her sucking off Michael Stefano and John Strong; showing some considerable skill at milking a nut from them. The oral was slow and sultry, consisting of equal parts of tease, licking, and skill as the men took turns boning her from behind. They didn't wait long to screw her ass, complete with farting and blemishes, but regardless of her limitations, she gave a good performance (acting like she really got into it). There was DP action, taste testing, and even more of the crack creaming advertised on the cover of the DVD. I'll admit that the scene didn't work all that well for me but it was still done well enough that fans of this kind of thing will be able to get off to it.

Scene Three: Mya Luvanna, a lean little Asian with a curvy ass well worth playing with, was up next with Manuel Ferrara. She began by wiggling it, just a little bit, to the appreciative eye of director Michael who surprised me when he didn't jump in and start tapping it given the way she shook that little money maker so handily. This led to Manuel going down on her and fucking her like crazy with her doing some intermittent taste testing in between positions. The sex was primarily oral and vaginal but there was never a moment that I thought she wasn't into working with him; showing lots of chemistry and passion. The pop shot went to her crack and it was followed like the other scenes with anonymous guys doing likewise to offer up a truthful advertising claim on the part of the cover designer.

Scene Four: Tiffany Rayne, one of the highlights of the recent 2006 AEE Show in Las Vegas, was up next with Haley Scott; a gal that looked very similar to her, if not quite as appealing. Tiffany's ass was a sight to behold and Haley was a believer by the way she sucked at the perfect little rosebud pucker but each gal got in some lesbian loving (with a little spanking to liven things up). Their male partner for the scene was the lucky Michael Stefano, who received some double teaming oral from them on top of great gagging action before he got to tap their tight little holes as he saw fit. He proved to be quite the stud this time since he dropped multiple loads as he planted his seed on them after screwing their pussies and ass (with the ladies doing lots of PTM and ATM for good measure). The scene lasted a long time and as a newfound fan of Tiffany, I liked it a whole lot but I appreciated Haley's active skills too. In all, there was a lot to appreciate here as all three of them were in top form, making it the scene of the movie for the most part. Yum!

Scene Five: Annie Cruz, a tiny gal that I'll admit up front as being an acquired taste (I learned to appreciate her more after seeing her in Vegas), began the scene with some heated teasing and the relative equivalent of a lap dance on Michael Stefano's blue jean-covered hide. He then snacked on her crack before he and John Strong worked her over thoroughly on the couch. The action included some vaginal sex but the emphasis was on the anal and oral as the men tapped into her backdoor passionately like dogs in heat. Yeah, they enjoyed her with a DP too but the one on one action was more prevalent and she seemed most turned on by that kind of thing; coming at least twice during the scene if you'll believe her screams. If you were a fan before this scene, it will reinforce your desire to hook up with her and if you've never seen her before, it will likely convert you to appreciating her active riding skills. Like the other scenes, the semen was dousing her ass crack at the end with the other guys joining in to fulfill her need for seed.

Summary: Cream My Crack was a mixed batch of scenes that ranged from very heated to sort of fair but each of them had the kind of advertised action where the men creamed in the cracks of the gals. The amount of fuck for the buck was plentiful and several of the ladies were especially talented in terms of sexual skills so I rated this one as Recommended. The technical matters were decent and I only wish a few of the ladies were more into the action so I could have elevated the rating a notch but overall I thought the show was better than average and worth checking out. Tiffany Rayne was great as was Annie Cruz, but some of the others impressed me too. Give it a spin and I think you'll see what I mean.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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