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Weapons of Ass Destruction 4

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/1/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Weapons of Ass Destruction 4: Special Edition

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Alexis Amore, Jules Jordan, Jerry, Mark Wood, Michelle B., Brett Rockman, Heather Gables, Mandingo, Jasmine Byrne, Jules Jordan, Tory Lane, Lucy Thai

Length: 235 minutes

Date of Production: 10/17/2005

Extra's: Disc one of the two disc set had few extras. This included the usual biography for Jules Jordan and a cast list, with some websites for those who care. The second disc had a 13 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed some extra sex (that had been edited out of the movie for some reason) and a few of the gals in action. There were also some filmographies, a photogallery, a cumshot recap and trailers to shows like Perfect Specimens 2, Ass Worship 7, Once You Go Black 4, Flesh Hunter 8, Dark Side, Invasian, Feeding Frenzy 7, and Ass Worship 8.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Weapons of Ass Destruction 4 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jules Jordan for distribution by Evil Angel. The use of lighting to set a mood was one of the main stylish concerns for me this time as it prevented the ladies from looking their very best, also introducing grain and video noise in more plentiful amounts than most consumers seem to appreciate. I know some people say that gonzo isn't about proper lighting but the flat lighting that more directors are using allows the viewer to see all the action and not have to guess which hole is being tapped so this was a weaker than average movie by the alleged king of gonzo. There weren't any compression artifacts noticed but more attention to the lighting and composition of the shots would've been appreciated this time. The audio was presented in a stereo 2.0 Dolby Digital offering that really didn't use the process very effectively too. This is an area of porn that few get right so I'm not going to bust Jules' head about it though there was no separation between the channels, limited dynamic range, and the varying levels of vocals could've been better.

Body of Review: Jules Jordan is now about to head out on his own, leaving the kingdom of Evil Angel behind in an attempt to make it on his own. I wish him luck because I know full well that much of his success is due to the marketing and promotion of the company instead of solely his own skill with a camera. His latest release is Weapons of Ass Destruction 4, one of the flagship titles in the Jules Jordan repertoire that focuses on anal sex after stuffing gigantic toys inside the anal cavities of the ladies to stretch them out to their fullest. I've only seen one of these in the past, preferring some of Jules' other titles instead, but it had a lot to like here too. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used here at all:

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Scene One: Alexis Amore, a curvy Latina that has been trapped in a lame contract until recently, was up first as she masturbated and teased in a metal bra and kinky lingerie outfit. She's the gal on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover lounging around with her ass in the air. Showing her darker side on the large bed, she readied herself for a scene with Jules Jordan, Jerry, and Mark Wood rather well in my opinion. She continued her lengthy tease session by moving through the large house in the hallways, floor, and other (smaller) bed where she deployed a large purple toy in her ass; tasting it in ATM style as the series often shows. The guys then used her as a toy where she gave them sloppy blowjobs before they banged her pussy and ass quite hard. She wasn't overly energetic but far better than she was at JKP having apparently found her inner demon. This led to a powerful DP and more anal (where her asshole was turned inside out! Ewww!) with the guys showing the world that she's been held back for years. With taste testing, titty fucking, and a wide assortment of positions engaged in before the inevitable loads landing on her face, she overcame her previous limitations very nicely and warmed up to the kind of sex Jules is known for shooting. Chemistry, passion, and skill were all present, even if not in as plentiful amounts as some of the other scenes.

Scene Two: Jasmine Byrne, another Latina hotty but this one looking even better than Alexis, was up next in a scene with Jules Jordan, wear she put her black mesh-covered body to work. She's become quite a powerful force to be reckoned with in porn over the last year, with legions of adoring fans appreciating her skill and tremendous beauty in her varied scenes. There wasn't as much tease this time but Jules did bring out some mighty large anal toys to stretch her for the action, toys that she seemed to like enough that I wonder if they went home with her at the end of the day. I know some of the critics out there think that stretching a gal's ass for Jules to fuck later makes little sense (he's not exactly well endowed) but one of the main tenants of the series is to showcase how flexible the ladies are in terms of ass stretching by toys so it had to be done. Jules the pervert always insists on ATM with the toys too and she didn't shy away from it although I got the impression that she wanted to stuff a few toys inside of him for turnabout (being fair play and all). The sex included vaginal, anal, and all the usual tricks but her timeless appeal was never lessened since she showed why she is so desirable in terms of willingness and passion during her work. She was led around by a leash as she crawled on the floor before he boned her some more but it was anticlimactic considering the rest of the scene. Fans of rougher sex and choking will like it as much as his regular work but it ended with an impossibly large load (real or fake) on her lovely face. Whew!

Scene Three: Michelle B., the bleach blonde located on the left hand side of the front cover in the middle (right above Jasmine but in a small picture), was up next as she teased, masturbated, and described what she wanted to do with "two big cocks". She crawled on the floor to find Brett Rockman and Mark Wood waiting for her upstairs, going right to sucking them as if she couldn't wait. For their part, they seemed to like the English lass and her attention to detail as she blew them with practiced ease. She even gave them some bouncing play on her rather large implants before working them over orally some more. They screwed her pussy and ass, culminating in a DP, as though she was their personal meat toy and to her credit; she took in everything they had to offer as though she were far too talented to do anything else. She is another one that works better with one cock at a time (although she has routinely proven an ability to take on multiple partners at once) so her energy levels weren't challenged much here but the scene offered her up as a capable, talented, gal well worth watching in action (even as she took their loads in her mouth and on her face).

Scene Four: Tory Lane, the hotty featured on the front DVD cover all bent over with the great ass, was up last on the first disc of the two disc set, dressed in a pink & black bikini outfit that left little to the imagination. Jules Jordan kept her to himself, becoming her partner for the scene that started with some slower music for her to regally tease with in the poorly lit hallway. She looked like she had lost weight for this scene and her awesome ass was somewhat less appealing but once she started working Jules over, I lost my minor grievances about the specifics in favor of the skill with which she worked him over so well. She began by orally slobbing his knob in a sloppy fashion with him dining on her crack for good measure. This led to him pounding away on that fine little pussy of hers in a lounge chair. She actively met his every thrust and earned every penny of her fee but at times I wondered if the two were competing with one another to see who was more intense. The lack of toys didn't hit me until almost the end of the scene but she did take a small cock in her ass (his cock of course) as though it were larger than it was. I liked how naturally sweaty she got during the scene and all the taste testing (PTM and ATM) seemed to come with ease between the positions she engaged in. It ended when he jerked off to her shiny black stripper shoes; rubbing out a moderate load that he offered up for her to clean with her tongue. Yum!

Scene Five: Heather Gables, the bleach blonde located on the front cover down near the bottom in between Tory's legs, was the first performer on the second disc. She was youthful, still had a couple of appealing pounds of baby fat on her frame, and wore a pink & blue outfit that enhanced her look a lot as she followed the formula as dictated by Jules. Rather than do her himself, he set her up with the massive Mandingo, leading her around like a doggy (even getting her to bark after he put on her leash to her surprise) as she crawled on the tiled floor with her ass in the air. Jules spanked her but ultimately decided to hand her over to the black stallion where she sucked off the tip of his meaty member as best she could. No one's going to suggest she be in the very small class of gals that could take his 12"+ cock all the way into her throat but she only handled the top couple of inches so that weakened the scene more than a little bit before moving onto the vaginal hammering. Her pussy was well lubed for the job (it wasn't natural lube by the looks of it) and he commenced to filling her up as best he could by leaning her over the railing of the stairs before they moved to the comforts of the couch. She did some PTM and spanked her pussy (probably to deaden the sensations of it being torn asunder) after which she did anal with him. He couldn't get too much meat inside her tiny ass but it definitely stretched her out more than any toys would have (speaking of which, why were no toys used?!?!) and she did the best she could with it. It ended with some ATM and her jerking out a healthy sized load into her mouth that she swallowed down easily. This was a scene more about pushing a gal's limits than seeing her enjoy herself so it was okay by those limited standards.

Scene Six: Lucy Thai, the gal displayed on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover in a slinky white jumpsuit, was up last as she paraded around the outdoor pool before coming inside to work with Jules Jordan. He ordered her to show herself off and she did so slowly as if to enhance the moment all the more. She knew she had his attention and coyly worked on his ego by slowing down even more with the tease but it wasn't until she showed off her oral skills that I became fixated myself. She's well known in porn circles as a skilled fellatrix by the way she uses everything available to enhance the experience (eye contact, hand to gland contact when desired, lack of gag reflex, slobber, etc.) so this aspect of the scene was pretty interesting but the true strength of the scene was when the two bumped uglies energetically. He did use some minimal toys this time but it was his shaft that she wanted inside her more than anything else. The vaginal was okay and the anal was even better (with ATM of course) but Jules limited her range of motion as if to keep her more passive. Still, it wasn't a bad scene and it ended with her donning some sunglasses and him unloading millions of spermatozoa on her face.

Summary: Weapons of Ass Destruction 4 was not the best title in the Jules Jordan archive but it did offer up some very skillful (and attractive) gals doing all sorts of kinky stuff to help you get off with. Tory Lane and Jasmine Byrne were the top of the class here in their respective scenes with the others trailing them by varying amounts. The technical matters seemed weaker than usual for Jules and he's never been known as a master of evenly lit porn so your mileage may vary but I think the show was worth a rating of Recommended due to the sheer amount of fuck for the buck and casting alone. Jules has publicly stated that he'll be re-releasing his works at his new company with additional footage and extras so I wonder what he'll do for this one but I wouldn't wait if you're a fan of his past ventures since he has quite a lot of titles to catch up on and you could be waiting for years to see what tricks he has up his sleeve.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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