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Hellcats 9

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/1/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Hellcats 9: Non-Stop: Special Two Disc Set

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Cherish, Cali Marie, Rick Masters, Gianna, Lee Bang, Randy Rodman, Tyler Knight, Jamie Elle, Richard Kline, Barry Scott, Taryn Thomas, Chris Charming, Benjamin Brat, Arianna Jollee, Kinzy Jo, Broc Adams, Joey Silvera, Jasmine Tame, Brian Pumper, Trent Tesoro, Kelsey Michaels, Memphis Monroe, Courtney Cummz, Christie Lee, Jay Lassiter

Length: 283.5 minutes

Date of Production: 12/15/2005

Extra's: The first disc had minimal extras, including a cast list, set of filmographies and a listing of the contents for the second DVD. The best extra on the second disc was the 36 minutes of extra sex footage that had been edited out of the movie for various reasons. Most of it was strokable though so fans of gonzo productions can consider it worthy of dropping several more loads to. The majority of cast had at least a little bit of extra exposure here so it will have value to the fans of the cast more than if it were limited to one or two of the ladies present. There was also a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and some trailers to shows like Service Animals 18, Service Animals 19, Service Animals 20, Hellcats 5, and Hellcats 8.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Hellcats 9: Special Two Disc Set was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. One of the problems with some of Joey's works in the past has been various technical limitations like lots of grain, video noise, poor camera angles, and compression artifacts but thankfully, those weren't a big issue here. There was some grain due to some of the lighting being slightly off and some noise in a few spots but with two discs to put the material on, the compression artifacts were rarely seen and even some of the flesh tones looked more accurate than usual but the compression rate used to put so much information on just two discs showed as well. There was a tiny bit of pattern noise noticed on the fishnets, some mosquito noise from time to time, and other minor flaws but the heat was almost amazingly consistent yet again. The composition of the shots was very flattering to the women in virtually all cases, showing Joey still has the touch many of us have promoted about him for years. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.

Body of Review: Joey Silvera has long been a staple in the porn world, from the performing he did as one of the dominant males years ago to the fine directing he does today. With all the changes in gonzo with directors swapping companies like some of us swap spit, he has always struck me as one of the most loyal people in the business whose word was his bond (contrast this with far too many whose memories are fleeting at best) with the kind of character that comes from deep inside. His latest movie for Evil Angel is yet another lengthy extravaganza; Hellcats 9: Non-Stop: Special Two Disc Set, where he showcases a plethora of pussy in his usual fashion by giving them a limited set up to run with on their own terms. Rather than follow a strict formula, he lets the scenes flow more naturally than most directors do this time, adding some measure of spontaneity to the action. Here's a brief breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and the cast seemed to almost universally have a good time:

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Scene One: Awkward Moment: Cherish and Cali Marie, the identical twins seen on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, were first at bat sporting pretty eyes and lean physiques that some men really get into. They've only made a handful of movies over the months they've been in porn but the novelty factor alone is pretty high with them. Their male partner for the scene was Rick Masters and he was introduced to them outside in the bright sun of a new day before they all carried the kissing act inside. The gals wore contrasting fishnet body stockings and jointly jerked him off as he got to know them better. As Cherish sucked him off, Cali would kiss her sister but there really wasn't much contact between the two for obvious reasons; each gal taking a turn at blowing him before he ate them out. None of them were exceptionally energetic during this part of the show, a factor that really didn't change once the vaginal screwing started. Of the two, Cherish was the most vocal about taking a cock inside her pussy but Cali sat off to the side when the two were boning in a creepy manner (almost looking like she'd rather be anyplace else). That Cherish also did a very limited sort of anal was interesting (I don't need it to get off) with Cali doing ATOGM seemed different but beginner's anal has never been all that special to me unless I was the pitcher. The scene ended about a half hour after it started when the gals jerked him off to their collective faces for a small reward.

Scene Two: World's Sloppiest Lunch: "Wait Your Turn": Gianna, the busty gal on the lower left hand corner with clear blue eyes and an attractive set of features, was up next in a business suit, slowly undressing during a tease session. This didn't last all that long until she rounded up Lee Bang, Randy Rodman, and Tyler Knight, for some oral pleasure in her makeshift office. Dropping down to her knees, she gave Lee first crack at her mouth, using her hand to gland combat technique along with lots of spit and her ample breasts to get him as hard as a rock (the dirty talk wasn't as frequently used as I'd like though). At first, I thought it was simply going to be a blow bang scene but they started banging her pussy before too long and she appeared to enjoy the attention from them; moaning and calling out as though it was working for her own libido. In all then, it was a limited scene (mostly sloppy BJ's with a little bit of vaginal screwing) but she did a swell job and I look forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Scene Three: Jamie: Jamie Elle, a lean hotty sadly missing on the front DVD cover, was up next in a scene where she was interviewed outside before going in to hook up with Richard Kline (Kelly's main squeeze) and Barry Scott. Jamie looks like one of those attractive stripper's you see in the upscale clubs back east who give great lap dances but show less enthusiasm on the stage. This lack of stage presence isn't a deal killer but it forces her to rely too heavily on her admittedly attractive looks and slightly weakens her act a bit. In any case, she was felt up by the guys before sucking off Richard's thin penis, allowing Barry to get some face sitting time underneath her. She also worked over Barry's pipe orally before the guys took turns screwing her pussy and ass. She wasn't the most active gal I've watched but she had solid potential given those looks and killer body. Some of you will love how flexible she was, being able to put her feet behind her head while taking a cock up her ass, but even when she did the DP; I thought she'd be better simply pumping back to meet her partner(s). She did plenty of taste testing and ended the scene by jerking them off into her mouth, swallowing their loads handily.

Scene Four: Taryn: Taryn Thomas, the hotty featured on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, was one of the hits at the recent 2006 AEE Show if you go by enthusiastic fans crowding to spend a moment with her. Initially spray painting her name all over the bathroom wall; she teased the camera nicely before being joined by Chris Charming and Benjamin Brat for a little oral fun. Unlike Jamie, she seemed a natural cock sucker born to do the deed; providing some of the finest head you'll see in the movie (although doing so while being choked didn't work for me). The guys returned the oral favors on her before boning her pussy (Chris went first) and switching to her ass at her request. Her subtle dirty talk (I'm kidding, it wasn't subtle at all) enhanced the action for me more than Ben smacking her ass cheeks and Ben's anal on her was well handled (except he wiped his dick before she sucked it). They did the DP but she came off as getting into it, eventually getting very wet when Ben jilled her with his hand. The scene ended when she took their facials into her mouth, swallowing the loads easily. Yum!

Scene Five: Kinzie & Arianna: Kinzy Jo, a healthy blonde 18 year old, started the next scene dressed like a stripper version of a girl scout, walking down the street in hopes of selling cookies. Joey spoke to her, probably in the hopes of purchasing her "cookies" after she showed off her body a bit. He made the deal and took her home where Arianna Jollee, Broc Adams, and Joey Silvera himself all spent some quality time with the youngster. From the POV blowjob to the multiple positions of vaginal sex to Arianna's joining in for some anal by Broc, the scene was actually pretty heated as the cast had the kind of chemistry together missing in movies made by lesser talents. My only complaint about the scene is that while I thought Kinzy was a refreshing little cutie here, Arianna was mostly relegated to the sidelines as an after thought (in my book, she's far too talented to get anything but star billing). Still, Kinzy ended the scene with a major facial and the actively participated; closing out the majority of the first three hours nicely (remember that this is twice as long as most movies used to be not that long ago so getting even more is a bargain).

Scene Six: Jasmine: Jasmine Tame, the bleach blonde located on the bottom middle of the front DVD cover, was up next in her cheerleader outfit that really worked for her look. She had too much make up on but otherwise looked better than she did on the DVD cover, getting Brian Pumper, Trent Tesoro, and Broc Adams, worked up when she flashed them outside. She had a kind of giddy playfulness that struck me as very appealing even if she looked a bit older than the 19 she claimed to be. Still, public nudity (even in an alleyway) works for a reason; almost everyone I know loves it. The guys felt her up and she began blowing them before they went back to the auto garage where the oral really got underway. I got the impression by her act that her mouth was no stranger to multiple cocks inside it and she gave some fine head (I just wish she had natural breasts instead of the overdone implants). Her energy and enthusiasm during the oral aside, she really started stoking to the vaginal sex and even gave an active ride during the anal. There wasn't a lot of circus act sex but she coaxed out their loads to her face like a champion and swallowed as well as the others in the movie did.

Scene Seven: Kelsey Michaels, a waifish brunette seen on the upper middle front DVD cover, and curvy cutie Memphis Monroe, a more appealing hotty in my book, were up next in the kitchen with scrawny Trent Tesoro. Kelsey's all natural breasts were initially covered by a shirt that said "little miss attitude" but she displayed none of it here and she allowed her two partners to do anything they wanted by the looks of it. There was some lesbian kissing before Memphis started orally pleasing both of them. This led to Kelsey giving his shaft a go (although she wasn't nearly as talented) with Memphis taking over once more. Kelsey than got a vibrator courtesy of Memphis in order to stretch out her tiny pussy but it was Memphis that got the first ride (soon followed by Kelsey of course). There was taste testing and more screwing vaginally with the warm scene ending with Memphis taking the facial for Kelsey to lick it off. It was Memphis' scene in almost all ways, showcasing her skill and positive energy all the way.

Scene Eight: Courtney Cummz and Christie Lee, the beautiful duo shown on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, were up last in a scene with Jay Lassiter and Brian Pumper. Courtney looked fantastic in her black leather gear (including chaps that showcased her sweet ass very nicely) and Christie was no slacker herself in a chain bra and see-thru skirt. The guys loved the way the ladies looked (I couldn't blame them) and after some initial lesbian fun, the guys took over and gave the gals bones of their own. With spanking, rimming, handjobs and teasing out of the way, the oral began in earnest with Courtney showing why she was the lead of the scene. She worked Brian's "pumper" like there was no tomorrow, giving Christie some incentive to work on Jay's rod at the same time. Both had their own style and I wouldn't have turned either of them down but Courtney had the edge this time. There was some minor squiring on Courtney's part (not the completely fake gushers usually shown in porn) and the gals then started riding cock like the thoroughbreds we all know them to be. Courtney took the first anal here too, enthusiastically I might add, and Christie's response was to take a different path (asking to be choked before a limited amount of anal). It ended as expected with some cum swapping turned swallowing and in all was a very passionate scene with lots of energy to enjoy; making me wonder why Joey didn't start off the movie with such greatness (a stronger opening scene always appeals more to me).

Summary: Hellcats 9: Non-Stop: Special Two Disc Set was another title I thought was well worth a rating of Highly Recommended based not so much on the tremendous amount of fuck for the buck (let's face it; this two disc set was fantastically lengthy) as much as the quality of the action. The ladies were often giving great performances and showing how much they were enjoying themselves while the men were capable in providing them with what they wanted. The technical values weren't perfect but they were definitely a notch above most gonzo shows of this nature and the extras were packed in here too. If you like gonzo, this one had plenty of variety to it and enough circus act sex to satisfy even the whiniest raincoater so check it out already.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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