Cast: Daphne Rosen, Dick Nasty, Mika Tan, Jack Lawrence, Tyler Faith, Tommy Gunn, Kinzie Kenner, Michelle Lay, Lexi Lamour, Steven St. Croix, Katie Morgan, Randy Spears, Cherokee, Chris Cannon
Non-sex roles by: Wankus, Johnny Buss, Soxxx, Flexx, Derek Pierce, Larry, Tara Michelle, Lady B., Izzy, Guy Capo, Sly, Kevin, Krackerz
Length: 91 minutes
Date of Production: 7/23/2005
Extra's: There was only one extra but it was pretty good; a 19.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It starred the cast and crew of the movie, showing extra nudity and sex as well as some good natured kidding around. The audio was a bit too strong here, sometimes breaking up regardless of volume level, but that can be fixed on later movies.
Audio/Video Quality: Unfaithful Secrets was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Wankus for his company Team Tyler, to be distributed by Black Widow Productions. This was reportedly his first feature directing job and there were a number of small problems with it but as much as I'm tempted to tell Wankus to leave the infidelity features to the acknowledged expert, Brad Armstrong, he showed a lot of promise with regard to the technical matters. I know he had some excellent help (partially in the form of Guy Capo) but ultimately, he's the leader of the team so he gets the credit and the jeers for all that happens on the movie. In this one, there was little grain & video noise thanks to the decent lighting with no compression artifacts to bother the production. The composition of a few shots wasn't the most flattering to some of the ladies but those moments were fleeting and the addition of some limited slow motion (sadly, during Faith's shower scene) wasn't too offensive to my taste. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo with the vocals clearly heard and the separation between the channels as limited as most porn is these days. In all then, it was a very solid early attempt by Wankus and I hope he gets even better with time.
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Body of Review: Wankus is a guy best known for two things these days; his comedy on internet radio show KSEX and his relationship with the lovely and talented Tyler Faith. Love him or hate him, the guy is a fixture in porn these days and despite a handful of vocal critics, his offbeat sense of the absurd is more amusing than most hosts of recent AEE Shows. Aside from some very funny bits on recent comedy pornos, he now adds the title "director" to his resume with the first offering from Team Tyler, Unfaithful Secrets. The movie is a series of unrelated vignettes about cheating partners, written by Wankus as well as directed by him. For an early attempt at directing, it was well done (and that's not faint praise coming from me) and the casting helped make all the scenes fun to watch. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms weren't used at all:
Scene One: Double Deception: Daphne Rosen, a busty gal with bleach blond hair and a winning smile, began the scene by making out with Dick Nasty. At the same time, Mika Tan, dressed to the hilt in a corset and fetish attire, had a bedroom scene with studly Jack Lawrence. Mika was clearly given more of a chance to shine as she energetically inhaled Jack's meat pipe and took it inside her pussy before Daphne had a chance to give Dick some oral pleasure but this was part of the set up for the story element so you have to factor that in. Mika's cries of pleasure aside, she had the chance to do some anal as well as she engaged in her extracurricular activity outside the presence of her husband (on a porn set no less). It ended with a split screen showing both ladies taking facials (an interesting trick that I haven't seen much of).
Scene Two: You're My Man, I'm Everyone's Woman: Tyler Faith, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up next as she showered in slow motion to the movie's score. She pulled out her little vibrator and warmed herself up with it before having a discussion with her partner, Wankus, before jumping into a scene with the studly Tommy Gunn on the set of the porno. I rarely got a chance to see this cutie while she was a contract performer for JKP but I saw what I was missing as she actively worked his shaft in and out of her mouth. For his part, he went down on her like a champ in the 69 portion of the scene. They screwed vaginally with her on top working him over like crazy and him pumping like a steam engine as she ground her hips into his body. They then went to doggy and he rubbed out a load to her ass to finish up this very well done scene.
Scene Three: Promoting Her Lies On Radio: Kinzie Kenner, Michelle Lay, Lexi Lamour, and Steven St. Croix, were up next on his KSEX Radio Show program. For those who haven't listened to the internet-based radio show, it's a lot of fun and I'm told the video feed is even better since so many of the guests strip and have sex from time to time. That said, the quartet engaged in sex on the couch and for all I know, it was taken from a live show but I don't want to spoil it for you. Michelle did Steven while Lexi and Kinzie went at one another but the partners swapped around as the scene progressed with oral, lesbian, and vaginal sex taking place. There was some foot worship by Steven but it didn't last long enough for those into it (just as it wasn't so long to bother the rest of us either). It was a fun scene and I'm tempted to subscribe to the show if this is the type of action I can expect! It ended when Steven popped his nut on Michelle's face but I thought it was a lot of fun.
Scene Four: Make Me A Star: Katie Morgan, long one of the cutest gals in porn (as shown on her own HBO special), was up next as she played a young lady trying to break into rock videos. I know that some of you are thinking the "break into rock videos" comedy is the oft-amusing Jack's Playground series but Randy Spears was far more realistic as a producer who uses a casting couch to entice young hotties into porn than that ever was. The two made out on the couch with each giving some decent oral to the other before they boned rather energetically. One of the things I've long appreciated about Katie is how ability to appear totally into the sex and that was certainly the case here. Randy might've seemed uncomfortable reading the lines given but once the sex started he was into her just as much as she was into him. It ended when she jerked him off onto her abdomen but like almost all of her previous work; she looked great and performed skillfully.
Scene Five: Feature Dancing Slut: Cherokee, the wonderfully hot brunette with kicking curves and a high pitched voice used to drive men wild, was up last in a scene with Chris Cannon at a strip club. She was the featured dancer and he was the club DJ, each fitting their role far better than most in the business would have. Her oral was slow and sultry here as she seemed to enjoy every teasing moment of her work on his shaft. Just when she started getting sloppy with streamers and all, the sex switched to her pumping that sweet little ass of hers up and down on his dick, working her pussy up really well in the process. I wish she had been more vocal during the scene (rather than make light moaning noises and hardly speak, her unique voice would've been great here) but it ended with the unexpected chest shot (and a very funny twist on her wannabe pimp boyfriend at the end). In all, it wasn't her very best work but I'm a fan and she got sweaty enough for me to save it as a keeper (just as most guys would think of it).
Summary: Unfaithful Secrets was too short for my tastes and didn't use Tyler Faith nearly enough for the lead of a modern porn flick but I have to credit Wankus for a good job and suggest this one as Recommended. Personally, I'd rather have seen him try his hand at a comedy release (playing to his strengths) but he showed that he has the basics down well enough to build upon in later efforts. The casting was well done with a number of talented ladies on hand and aside from minor issues (make it longer, lose the slow motion, and drop the spam at the front of the DVD come to mind), I think most people will enjoy watching this one several times. I did notice that he had a lot of funny things to say at the end of the credits (great "thanks" messages at the end that skewered a number of people who fucked up in one way or another) but I'd like to see him try his hand at something making more use of his KSEX station next (as long as he includes Tyler in at least a couple of scenes).
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