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Iron Head 5

Studio: Mercenary Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/9/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Iron Head 5

Mercenary Pictures

Genre: Blowjobs

Director: Tina Tyler

Cast: Bailey, Lexington Steele, Faith, Doni Blass, JR Langdon, Chelsea Zin, Johnny Zin, Nyomi Marcela, Bianca Pureheart, Niya, Mario Rossi, Will Powers, Gianna, Missy Monroe, Angel Eyes, Alana Evans, Ice LaFox

Length: 138.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/27/2005

Extra's: The only extras were a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a double sided DVD cover, and some trailers.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Iron Head 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as (mostly) shot by director Tina Tyler for release by Mercenary Pictures. The lighting was flat and plentiful so the grain and video noise weren't issues here. Some of the compositional matters were only fair but in most of the scenes, she did just fine as she tried to balance the close ups against the medium shots that look better on this type of show. There weren't any compression artifacts and I thought the visual appeal was among the best of the series to date. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English. There was a fair amount of generic music in the background but it never dominated the vocals and sounds of sex so it worked out fairly well, even without any separation and a very limited dynamic range.

Body of Review: A lot of guys like watching blowjob-only movies as they don't get enough knob slobbing at home. This is probably the impetus for the popularity of other forms of extreme sex (and anal) too and I can't say that I blame those of you so inclined. Today's review is a step back from my review of Iron Head 6 a few days ago but I found a fair amount to appreciate with Iron Head 5 too. The series is currently directed by the infamous Tina Tyler, once a performer and professional dominatrix but now a classy gal willing to share her vision of what works in a scene now that she's formally in charge (no one ever reasonably suggested she wasn't in charge before but now she gets paid for it and has a title too). That said, here's a look at the scenes of the movie by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and many loads were launched:

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Scene One: Bailey, wearing a purple outfit with a string up her ass, went into the office of the Dark Prince himself, Lexington Steele, and climbed over his desk in order to show him her oral skills in what I guess you could call an oral resume. Bailey had a cute face and seemed built for comfort more than speed as she clasped her breasts together for some titty fucking action in between her inhalation exercises. She couldn't deep throat him so she used her hand to cover most of his shaft while her head worked the tip repeatedly. It ended when she jerked out a load into her mouth.

Scene Two: Faith, a leaner white gal of 20 years but possessing a more aesthetically appealing face than Bailey, was up next in a tag team blowjob scene with Doni Blass and JR Langdon in the conference room of Mercenary Pictures. She dropped to her knees when they approached and worked their pipes energetically back and forth (and up & down), having a fairly easy time of it given the smaller size of their shafts compared to Lex's in the previous scene. She never really let up so they popped pretty quickly, rubbing out loads to her face from above her.

Scene Three: Chelsea Zin, an older gal in some decent purple lingerie but looking more like a barfly than most porn performers, was up next in a scene with her husband Johnny Zin; in the Mercenary Pictures warehouse. During the interview, she claimed to be skilled and carried on like crazy as though she were the best in the world which really set the bar high for her to attain. She was decent enough that I doubt many of you would turn her down but after the hype she promoted about her skills, I felt a little let down. She did some deepthroating and gagging while giving him a sloppy nut milking hummer until he popped on her face but the BTS footage showed them screwing afterwards on the floor. He did pop a large load though on her face.

Scene Four: Nyomi Marcela, an attractive and exotic gal who has been in the business for years (following the footsteps of her sister), was up next with JR Langdon on the table. Her purple bikini underwear enhanced her figure and I wish she was doing anal here given the shapely ass she had on display. She spit and jerked him off as she sucked him down, going very deep as she worked his shaft over. She even licked his balls (as Chelsea did in her scene) and sat on his face but the ending result was the same; a very satisfying scene.

Scene Five: Bianca Pureheart, an all natural Oklahoman of 22 years, claimed to be greedy so she was going to handle both JR Langdon and Doni Blass in the conference room. I liked watching her play with her ass but it was an oral-only scene so I had to accept that this was all she'd do in the scene. The guys played with her perfect pucker but the emphasis was always on her bouncing back and forth on their rods in her mouth. She made a lot of noises as she sucked them off energetically, getting the intended result quickly.

Scene Six: Niya, a tiny black gal in the porn business for two weeks (she had done seven scenes by this point), wore a black mesh outfit and some "serious bitch shoes" as Tina put it, in the conference room. Her partners were Mario Rossi and Will Powers, a couple of white guys into darker meat. She showed skill beyond her time in porn and they seemed happy at her oral mannerisms, focusing on the task at hand as though sucking them off was her whole purpose in life. It wasn't the best scene of the movie but she had a modicum of talent nonetheless.

Scene Seven: Gianna Jolin, a 20 year old in her second scene, looked kind of average in the sense of looking like a coed. Her partner for the scene was Will Powers and she blew him like she had very little experience. If you like the gals to be a little rough around the edges, her act will work wonders for you in that sense. Still, she was enthusiastic and tried to make up for her lack of experience with the wide eyed playfulness of youth. I'd like to have seen her handle a large cock too but only if she were going to do a lot more with it. In all, it was an okay scene.

Scene Eight: Missy Monroe, the bleach blonde featured on the middle of the front DVD cover, was up next as she claimed to want a "big black cock" but she ended up taking on Doni Blass instead. While he's not exactly the largest guy in the Mercenary Pictures stable (that honor goes to Lex himself) he always seems to be ready to give it the old grade school try. For her part, Missy was among the best of the oralists in the movie, coaxing out a large load by the way she sucked, stroked, spit on and jerked off, his distinctively average penis in front of the window. If I had to pick one of the gals as the best hum-queen of the pack, I'd award the crown to Missy for her work here.

Scene Nine: Angel Eyes, the most appealing black gal of the show and an exotic beauty by any standard, was up next in a scene where she took on Mario Rossi and Doni Blass on the conference room table. Her DSL's (dick sucking lips) were great and her curvy but lean figure enhanced the fun factor more than a little as she worked the men over this time. She was probably the second best cocksucker of the movie after Missy in terms of giving sloppy head to strangers. If there were any tricks she didn't employ as they fucked her mouth, I must've missed them while typing with one hand (cough) but it was a very heated and passionate scene that ended as the others did.

Scene Ten: Alana Evans, a cute bleach blonde that looked a lot like Jill Kelly when she was far younger, and sultry brunette Ice LaFox were up next as they had some lesbian fun together in the shower stall of the company. Sadly, the water wasn't running but they made up for it by diverting their attention to Mario Rossi when he wandered by without any clothes on. It was cool to watch them double team his shaft and nuts at the same time. If asked who gave the best show of the trio, I'd be at a loss since the gals appeared to be equally matched this time. It ended with a pop shot to the mouth and multiple layers of cumswapping between the ladies.

Summary: Iron Head 5 was a volume in the series that I think earned a rating of Recommended thanks in large part to an excellent cast (excellent in draining balls dry that is), solid technical values, and the kind of replay value that blowjob only releases almost never have for me. Missy and Angel were the top picks of the show but Alana and Ice's double teaming was a close third and a host of others came right after that. I generally prefer seeing full sex scenes at play but fans of interracial oral scenes should find most, if not all, of these ten scenes to be very pleasing to watch repeatedly. Give it a look and I think you'll see what I mean.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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