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Studio: Private » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 2/16/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Threesome Compilation

Director: Various

Cast: Ana Alonso, Angelika Wild, Christin, Lucy Lee, Sandy Rio, Terri Summers, Tia

Length: 1hr 40 min

Production Date: Private, 2005

Extras: Chapter Selection: Without Act Access.

Extra Scene: Karla Romano and James in "The Meeting Place." Runs 10 minutes and is a hazy, hard to see scene. There's either serious lighting issues or a filter over the lens.
Audio: English, French, Dutch, Spanish, Italian.
Subtitles: Netherlands, Portuguese, Greek.
Production Notes:
Cast Index

Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is in stereo 2.0 and is above average. There are a number of language options and subtitle options but this extra seems more ridiculous than practical. There is minimal dialogue and since this is a compilation and not a feature, story driven film, there is little to no need for any attention to dialogue. The Video is mixed depending on which film the scenes come from. Some are presented in letterbox, while others are full frame. All are color and delivered nicely. There is little to no overlighting or strange effects added. As with many of these Euro-Private flicks, the shots are tasteful and well paced.

Body of Review: This Euro-based compilation features 7 foreign ladies in 6 scenes each shot by a different director. Private's European line is always satisfying for no-nonsense, hardcore action. This disc continues to hold up to that testimony.

Scene 1: Terri Summers in "Cooking and Fucking"
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, DP, Anal, Facial
Condoms: No
Terri can't wait to lick the cook's spatula. It's already rock hard when she enters the kitchen and she sets her curly red hed to bobbing on his knob. The guy returns the favor and leans her over the kitchen counter to eat her slick pussy. The doorbell rings and a delivery man is there to bring some more kitchen tools to the scene. Carrying a box and dressed in uniform with his pecker hanging out hard, Terri favors him for a few minutes until the cook wonders about the holdup. The three move to a modern-style couch and do a trio tangle with Terri riding reverse cowgirl. Her pretty face and perfect ass make a nice pair and her energy holds up through some nice, clean fucking and sucking--too bad there wasn't more cooking. Both guys feel the need to stick their spoons in the soup and so Terri takes a steamy dp. Here's a strange but very entertaining ending: Terri puts on the delivery guy's motorcycle helmet for her facial. Funny, but it does obstruct her pretty face.

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Scene 2: Tia and Christin in "Sin Farm"
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Condoms: No
George Uhl is counting his eggs in a makeshift barn when Tia and Christin come in from plowing the fields I guess. Neither Tia or Christin are terribly hot, both have way too much makeup on them. And George is looking mysteriously greasy, although I guess it could be sweat. Nonetheless, the workhands get on their knees to make the landowner smile. And who wouldn't with two European hoes (pun intended) greasing your pole. Tia lets George go straight to her ass, bending her over a bench and sticking her in really hot slow pokes. Meanwhile Christin sits nearby and watches. This is the entire scene. Tia just takes short, pelvic thrusts in the ass in doggy while Christin fondles her pussy. We then go into a cumshot. Both girls cringe in anticipation for their facial and then are surprised with each pop. About as stiff a performance as one can get.

Scene 3: Angelika Wild in "Mountain Sperm Storm"
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
A biking couple stumble across a naked man meditation on a mountainside. The slim Angelika looks pretty damn good in tight, blue spandex biking shorts, and even better out of them. She begins slobbing on the nude guy as he's meditating only to break his concentration while her friend eats her bony ass. Angelina has a number of tattoos, which is normally okay with me but they look a little odd on her. She doesn't seem the type. Regardless she is hot at what she does, which is take it a number of ways, including the ass. There are some nice closeup anal shots and the expected dp. Although I like the action and pacing of this scene, Angelika isn't as stellar as the other performers.

Scene 4: Ana Alonso in "Boutique Bonk"
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Two men enter a small clothing shop at a seashore town looking for the latest fashion trends. They find it in the leggy Ana Alonso, a brunette beauty with bodacious tatas. Ana is going to try on some new clothes for the men but gets distracted by their huge boners. Instead, she tries the men on for size and gives them a decent looking blowjob. Ana manages to keep her balance on a small table as one dude climbs on her back and pumps at her ass like a jackrabbit. Ana is hot to watch, leggy and a little pale, she is rather indifferent to either of her ends getting pumped. Even as her asshole is fingered, she is too busy sucking dick to even notice. For me a little reaction is more exciting than nothing, but this is still an enjoyable, straightforward scene. Both guys deliver the goods to her face but she twists so damn much most of it ends up in her hair.

Scene 5: Lucy Lee in "Army Sex Camp"
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Lucy Lee is a bitch of a drill seargent, making her coactors do pushups before sucking their dicks. After a set of ten, the men lie on their backs to excercise a different muscle. Lucy is a tall, petite dark haired woman that enjoys a little swordplay when she gets her hands on a pair of cocks. Like a kid with two ice cream cones she can't decide which to eat first and takes turns on both. The threesome triangle follows and as one man spoons Lucy, the other enjoys her pretty mouth. Lucy Lee is one of the hottest and most popular of Husler's European starlets and this scene only reinforces why. She's willing to take it in the ass and manages to remain beautiful in the process. Although the positions and acts are nothing new, the scene succeeds on the straightforward consistency of many Euro-Private flicks.

Scene 6: Sandy Rio in"Brazilian Caralhos"
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Sandy Rio is a dark skinned woman with a nice South American body. She slowly rubs her pussy Brazilian pussy while lying on a bed. Two guys peeping through the window finally come inside and stick their dangerously thick cocks into Sandy's mouth. Her mouth is bigger than it looks as she crams them in and works them into a sloppy mess. While this nasty gal is riding reverse cowgirl she sucks on the other dude's balls and ass. Sandy's looks are not my type and she stands in the shade compared to some of the other gals on this comp, but her energy is better than most. She's not a real screamer or slammer, but keeps a good pace whether it's fucking or sucking. This scene is also a little rougher than the previous ones; there's some cheek stretching and spitting.

Concluding Words: In the past, I've almost always been pleasantly satisfied with Private's features from across the pond. Not only do the women steam with European hottness, but there is something about them that is very different from the porn found in the good old US of A. These ladies always come off rather indifferent to the sex, but hungry in their own way. There is a different, uncertain sexual demeanor about Euro women that is sexy in its own way. Although I'm not a big fan of compilations, this disc does please by offering 6 scenes of threesome action. Recommended


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