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Grin & Bare-It

Studio: Mayhem » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 2/18/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Barrett Blade
LENGTH: 2:07
CAST: Jasmine Byrne, Holly Wellin, Tiffany Taylor, Rachel Luv, Barbara Summer, Haley Paige, Chris Cannon, James Deen, Joe Friday, Kris Knight, Nick Manning and Rick Patrick
PRODUCTION: October 6, 2005


the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo

the Special Features

Gallery | Behind the Scenes [9m 51s] | Interviews [2-3m interviews with each of the ladies as they lounge on a bed - NAKED, of course] | Cumshots Recap [2m 44s] | Trailers for "Anal Cum Swappers 2", "Multiples P.O.V.", "I Love Black Dick", "Ass Stretchers 4" and "Juggernauts 4" | Sex Talk [a 4m 56s phone sex ad] | Website

the Fucking



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After being told to get naked, Haley drops to her knees and starts sucking his Chris' dick. He returns the favor by giving her ass and pussy a licking before spreading her legs for missionary. Haley gives him some brief PTM and then hops on for a sexy cowgirl ride, followed by anal reverse cowgirl (with brief ATM). As she rubs her pussy, Chris anally spoons her before treating her to anal missionary until he drops a shot on her face.

I love watching Haley's plump ass and ample breasts in action. And during this scene, there's quite a bit of that going on. From her bouncy cowgirl ride, to her sexy anal action, Haley most definitely brought the heat for this scene.

[ Haley Paige & Chris Cannon | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Facial | Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Jasmine starts the scene by giving Kris some deep, noisy head, before spreading her legs for missionary. Next is scissors, followed by cowgirl and some sexy anal doggystyle. After anal reverse cowgirl and lengthy anal bow and arrow, Kris ends the scene by dropping a shot on Jasmine's face.

As i've discussed elsewhere, Jasmine is extremely attractive. She has some sexy eyes and some thick DSLs. Regardless of where she stuffs the dick, she makes it look terribly hot.

[ Jasmine Byrne & Kris Knight | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Scissors, Bow & Arrow, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Once she's convinced to get "fully" naked, Holly drops to her knees to give Nick a deep throating before he gives her clit a licking. She spreads her legs for some missionary, followed by reverse cowgirl. There's some anal cowgirl and anal bow and arrow, until Nick drops a slight shot on Holly's face.

Holly's a slightly attractive blonde who generated some moderate heat during this scene. However, it doesn't compare to Jasmine's scene.

[ Holly Wellin & Nick Manning | Oral (F/M), Toy Play, Vaginal, Fingering, Facial | Bow & Arrow, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Joe talks Rachel into joining him and James (and once he frees himself from the attacking tree on the other side of the wall) inside his house to prove whether she can model or not. The fellas strip her down and she gives both guys some brief head before Joe bow and arrows her as she continues to stuff James in her mouth. They switch places and James bends her over for doggystyle, while she gives Joe some deep head. Rachel hops on Joe for reverse cowgirl followed by anal cowgirl, before she spreads her legs wide to let the guys take turns fucking her ass missionary-style. The scene ends with both fellas dropping loads on Rachel's face.

I'm thinking it was Rachel's slight resemblance to WWE wrestler Victoria that helped me get through this scene. Not that it was bad - Rachel did a good job handling Joe and James - I just found myself watching the clock on the DVD player more than the scene itself.

[ Rachel Luv, James Deen & Joe Friday | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Holy shit, it's Roger Clemens! Oh wait, it's just Rick talking both ladies into stripping off their clothes (which they do) and sucking his dick (which they do). Tiff hops her sexy, curvy ass on Rick for cowgirl, while she occasionally gives Barbara's pussy a licking. When she hops off, the ladies take turns with some PTM, before Barb takes a reverse cowgirl ride. There's more PTM and Tiff takes her own reverse cowgirl ride (with occasional PTM), before Rick slides in Barb's ass for anal bow and arrow. After some brief ATM, Barb spreads her legs for anal missionary, while Tiffany masturbates. The scene ends with Rick milking a shot on Barbara's face.

This was a pretty hot scene and a great way to end the disc. While I thought Barb was the hotter of the two, both ladies brought huge amounts of heat in their own, special way.

[ Barbara Summer, Tiffany Taylor & Rick Patrick | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, PTM, Facial | Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Bow & Arrow, Missionary | Condoms: No | ] 

the Final Word

It's always tough to come up with things to say about discs I watch that leave me with the "ehhh" feeling. If it's a disc that i'm absolutely gaga about, I don't have much trouble raving about it. On the other end of the spectrum, pointing out a disc's flaws is a lot easier too. This one falls squarely in the middle. Perhaps if I didn't find the scenes with Holly and Rachel so underwhelming, it'd be different. And while the whole "grin & bare-it" schtick gets tired quickly, it's obvious that there's a double meaning - I found myself grinning after Haley, Jasmine and Barb & Tiff's scenes, while I was forced to "bare" Rachel and Holly's. Rent It.

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