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Pick-Up Girls

Studio: Bad Seed » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 2/19/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Brett Maverick
LENGTH: 2:29
CAST: Reina Leone, Nautica Thorn, Leila, Lana, Taylor Rain, Joe Friday, Jerry, Charles, Buck & Tommy Gunn
PRODUCTION: June 20, 2005


the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was slightly sharp. The colors levels seemed to be higher than normal, causing the some scenes to be oversaturated unnecessarily  | Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo

the Special Features

Photo Gallery | Bonus Scene from "Miso Horny" featuring Lyla Lei & Rick Masters [22m 57s] | Trailers for "Just Popped In!", "Black Poles In Dark Holes", "Your Ass Is Mine", "Anal Cherry Busters" and "Hot Squirts! Vol. 1" | Web Info

the Fucking




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It takes a full eight minutes  before Reina finally drops to her knees to start sucking some dick. Next, she bends over for some doggystyle, followed by missionary and cowgirl. After some PTM, she continues sucking until she gets Joe to shoot.

Raina's not bad looking, but she's another one who got the 80's porn star "scars under the areola" special from her plastic surgeon. Shitty boob job notwithstanding, Reina has the look and the body type that I like, so I found her generating lots of heat for me.

[ Reina Leone & Joe Friday | Oral (F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

After the fellas pick Nautica up, one of 'em plays with her boobs before she starts sucking his dick. He has her pull her shorts off so he can start licking and fingering her pussy. Once they hop out of the truck, he carries Nautica into a bar to continue the oral action on the pool table. He then carries her over to a nearby mattress and spreads her legs wide to lick her pussy before she sits on his face for a 69. There's also a brief reverse cowgirl ride, followed by some sexy doggystyle and missionary until he drops a shot on her chest.

Gonzo's fine, but this was a terribly chaotic scene. There wasn't much fucking and Brett doesn't even film Jerry's full shot. However, i'm willing to forgive all of this thanks to the terribly sexy Ms. Thorn. She should be doing better scenes than this though.

[ Nautica Thorn & Jerry | Oral (F/M), Vaginal | 69, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

After picking up Leila, the guys bring her to the bar and get her to strip so they can get a good look at her pussy. Once inside, Leila starts sucking some dick before bending over for doggystyle and spreading her legs for missionary. She goes for a brief reverse cowgirl ride before taking a shot from Charles on her face to end the scene.

This entire scene had an weird orange tint to it. Though, since I didn't find Leila that appealing, that was probably a GOOD thing.

[ Leila & Charles | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Buck picks Lana up and brings her back to his crib where he starts off by nibbling on her tits and then licking and fingering her ass. She sucks his dick for a bit, before spreading her legs for some deep missionary. There's some slightly sexy doggystyle, until Buck drops a shot right on the crack of her ass to end the scene.

While it's good to see Buck in action again (he and Ms. Jeanette Littledove were the star of MANY of my early porn experiences), this was a pretty short scene. Lana had a nice (manufactured) rack and looked good bent over, but again, it was way too short.

[ Lana & Buck | Oral (F/M), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

After a long ass time setting up the scene, the sex finally starts when Taylor sucks Tommy's dick. The fucking starts with cowgirl, followed by doggystyle and reverse cowgirl. Tommy delivers some deep missionary, until she Taylor a shot on her mouth to end the scene.

Taylor's a little too thin for my tastes. She seemed to enjoy Tommy during this scene, but I can't say I enjoyed watching it.

[ Taylor Rain & Tommy Gunn | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Tommy gives Jassie's pussy a quick licking, before she starts sucking on his dick. Follow that, there's reverse cowgirl, along with a spooning and missionary. After some standing doggystyle, Jassie takes a cowgirl ride and more missionary before a receiving a shot square on her face.

This last scene is billed as a "bonus" scene. I don't know why, but it was nothing spectacular. Jassie is slightly attractive and this scene was quickly forgotten.

[ Jassie & Tommy Gunn | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary, Spoon | Condoms: No | ]


the Final Word

"Pick-Up Girls" starts out promisingly, but stumbles with Leila's scene and not even Lana can save it from the downward spiral. In fact, if I were to stop and think about it, Nautica's scene wasn't even that great, but I let it slide since any opportunity to watch the lovely Ms. Nautica in motion is a delight. So at the end of all my rambling, i'd have to advise you to Skip It.

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