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Miso Horny


Studio: Other » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 2/21/06


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Brett Maverick

Cast: Mika Tan, Bamboo, Lucy Lee, Lyla Lei, Jayna Oso, Pascal, Rick Masters, Tommy Gunn

Length: 1:50

Production Date: 12/7/05

Extras: bonus scene with Mia Bangg & Bryon Long from "Just Popped In", bonus scene with Misty Mason & Byron Long from "Black Poles in Dark Holes", photo gallery, trailers

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture quality is pretty poor. There are two problems with it. The lighting is typically poor. Within a given scene you can see the lighting being adjusted and most of the time it leaves the picture looking overexposed. This introduces the next problem. The colors in the picture are usually off with too much red. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very good.

Body of Review: Miso Horny is a collection of five scenes with some very attractive Asian babes getting into action. The sex is pretty clean and straightforward, but still enjoyable. The only trouble is the picture quality, which offers a low grade production that makes this DVD not worth looking into. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Mika Tan
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Mika is the attractive babe featured on the DVD cover. She has a good looking face, a hot body, and a nice rack. The scene opens with a dialogue and then Mika shows off her body. Next Rick Masters shows up and buries his face between her legs. He eats her out and Mika purrs like a kitten. Afterwards Mika sucks him off. She looks fantastic sucking dick. The sex is also pretty exciting. Mika and Rick have some good chemistry together.

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Scene 2: Bamboo
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Bamboo is a good looking babe with nicely shaped figure and rack. She opens with a dialogue and then shows off her body. Pascal shows up and they partake in some heavy petting. Notably we get to see him suck on Bamboo's big nipples. Next he eats her out and then she sucks him off. The oral sex is enjoyable. Bamboo put a great effort into the action with some nice deep throating in the mix. The sex offers some pretty heated action. Bamboo looks great getting fucked.

Scene 3: Lucy Lee
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Lucy is a cute Korean babe with a slender figure. This scene was filmed before her boob job. The scene opens with a dialogue. Next Tommy Gunn shows up and Lucy starts taking off her clothes. Soon after Tommy buries his face between her legs and eats out her ripe little pussy. Afterwards she returns the favor and sucks him dry. Lucy handles the oral action like pro. The sex continues to offer exciting action. Tommy and Lucy have some good chemistry together. For the foot fetishes, there is a segment where Lucy uses her feet to jack Tommy off.

Scene 4: Jayna Oso
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Jayna is an attractive babe with a slim figure and small tits. She opens her scene with a dialogue and tease. Next we find her going at it with Tommy Gunn. First he plays with her pussy and then she sucks him off. The oral action was enjoyable. I especially liked seeing Jayna's pretty face with a cock in it. The sex that follows is also pretty hot. Jayna is very energetic and she looked like she really enjoyed every second of the action. I know I did.

Scene 5: Lyla Lei
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
Lyla is the last girl up and she is a pretty cute babe with a nice big smile. She has a pretty hot body and small tits. The fun opens with a dialogue and then she shows off her goods. Next Rick Masters buries his face between her legs and eats her out. Next they get into a 69 position and suck on each other for a bit. The action was decent. The sex is more exciting. They fuck at a good pace and there are some decent shots of the penetrating action.

Concluding Words: I enjoyed the sex scenes this DVD had to offer. The girls performed quite nicely. The trouble is that the picture quality isn't anything special. When compared to other releases out there, it leaves little reason to invest your time with it. There are more exciting Asian-centric pornos out there for you to check out instead. Skip it.



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