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Sean Michaels' Rocks That Ass 25

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 2/26/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight/Anal

Director: Sean Michaels

Cast: Brianna Love, Adrianna Nicole, Adina Jewel, Luscious Lopez, Melissa Lauren, and Tiny Star

Length: 2hrs 40 min

Production Date: Platinum, 2005

Extras: Chapter Access: Without Act Access
Behind the Scenes: Runs 25 minutes and is better than most BTS. Footage of Brianna is, of course, the best, particularly to see her laughing casually.
Bonus Scene: Busty, British Estell gets her ass rocked in a decent 30 minute scene.
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Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is 2.0 stereo as expected and all noises and sounds are heard very well. The Video is full frame color and is above average. Scenes average around 30 minutes each and despite the length there is some great shots and footage.

Body of Review: Sean Michaels must be an unstoppable force. Yet, I can't believe I've never heard of him. Nonetheless, he's back with a 25th installment of ass entertainment. Six women are here hungry for Sean's long black bone and offer plenty of onscreen slamming, with many scenes running over thirty minutes each.

Scene 1: Brianna Love
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, Facial
Condoms: No
The first we see of the lovely Brianna Love (cover featured) is her immaculate rear end. Spread doggy on a couch Brianna sucks on a glass dildo and begins to rub her pussy. The hot pink bra and panties are too much, this girl has swimsuit model looks. Even with clear heels and a squeeky voice, she gotta be one of the most luscious babes in the business. She's plunging at her asshole when Sean walks into the room. He gives her a hand with the dildo using his spit to lube it up. Brianna undresses to reveal a tiny pair of breasts and gets on her knees to suck Sean's long black rod. The two screw on the couch in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl with Brianna occasionally jumping off to taste her pussy. The boning is exciting but less than the oral which is dirtier. When Brianna takes Sean's dick in anal her motions are limited. She's not one of those that keeps rocking around like it's no thing. She's still active and hot as ever, but a bit more stiff. But this dosen't matter because it's just fun to watch her. I could watch her do the dishes and be excited. Her scene runs near 40 minutes and ends with a decent pop to the face.

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Scene 2: Adrianna Nicole and Adina Jewel
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Anal, ATM, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Adrianna Nicole and Adina Jewel are two decent looking women who have an older vibe about them. Adrianna is the prettier I think, despite a mousey face and an enourmous and atrocious tattoo sprawled on her hip. Both women play with their pussies while waiting for their scene with Sean to begin. When he comes in, Sean is accompanied by another black dude and the women start pleasing the two men orally. While Adina is fast, sloppy and allows herself to be facefucked, Adrianna takes it nice and slow. This duality offers a nice visual mix. The guys then get insync banging the two women from behind. The two bone side-by-side and Adrianna is panting like a racehorse. Adina hardly makes a peep--until she goes anal at which point she 'oh shits' a good deal. Before long the guys swap girls and a number of positions and acts follow either on the floor or a nearby couch. Toward the end, Adrianna is gagged and takes a dp while Adina watches. Adina gets her turn too, sans gag. The energy and flow of this scene is very good, but since neither of the girls are particularly attractive, the heat weakens. Facials and kisses.

Scene 3: Luscious Lopez
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Condoms: No
If her vagina wasn't the first thing that we see, I might have thought this was a guy in drag. Luscious Lopez has been blessed in the booty, but her breasts are very small and her face is a bit manly, angular and long. She's also got the thickest thighs I've ever seen. With that said, her looks aren't for my tastes. But I will admit that once she starts slobing on some white dude's meat she can give a pretty nasty bj. There're deep throats, gags, spitting and spit bubbles. She kicks off her heels and gets banged in standing doggy right there on the stairs. And I have to admit that I found her more attractive as the scene went on and Lusc. L. got worked up. She takes his white tool between her legs and then her cheeks mostly in doggy and reverse cowgirl. This seems the shortest scene so far and about on par with the one before. Lusc. L. takes a decent load in her mouth.

Scene 4: Melissa Lauren
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial
Condoms: No
Looks as though this disc is going to give its viewers the bookending treatment. Melissa Lauren is only the second hot babe so far. She's got a kinda skuzzy British look to her, probably because of the black wig and pierced titties. As she removes her bikini we get a tease of her stellar body and great rear. Her boobs are nothing more than anthills, but they are pierced and look like enough to play with. For her scene Melissa is going to do two dudes and begins by sucking their cocks, of course. She does nicely taking directions from Sean to deepthroat and although she obliges, the oral never goes too far. The expected triangle of love follows and one guy gets serviced while the other services. Melissa's pussy and ass are super tight and the guys have to work it in slowly, especially for her dp action. And even though she is hot and exciting to watch, the scene lacks, a common problem with MMF threesomes, where the girl is less free to move around. The dp takes up most of this scene and so Melissa is pretty tied up. Both guys take turns in her pussy and pull out to cum on her stomach.

Scene 5: Tiny Star
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Condoms: No
Tiny star is a cute faced little black gal. She has a nice pair of long legs and although her butt isn't huge, it's nice and wide and she loves spreading and shaking it for the camera. When Sean comes in he immediately begins rubbing it and her twat, working both. Tiny isn't exactly my type either, but she gives a halfway decent performance. She appears to have some difficulty taking all of Sean in and often times puts her hand out to stop him. She gets used to it eventually and as the two bang on a kitchen counter, I wonder how she will take it in the ass. Not terribly, it seems and the two enjoy some mediocre looking anal. He fucks her ass for a while and then pops onto her chest.

Concluding Words: I don't know where I've been all these years, but Sean Michaels's movies are new to me. I was pleasantly surprised by them too. Mostly in his production and hand behind the camera. Scenes were shot and edited with great care and skill and many of the scenes over 30 minutes and thereby promising plenty of action. What did dissapoint me however was the mixed bag of talent. There is solid energy and some strong performances, but in the looks department this disc is substandard. The exception is of course Brianna, who takes the cake, deserves her spot on the cover and her own feature films (hell, she may have them, I don't know, she too is new to me). So essentially, there is the classic bookending feel about this disc, open strong, end strong, muck the middle. I appreciated the long run time, but with only fair-looking actors, the action grows old. Nonetheless, Recommended


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