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Viva La Cream Pie

Studio: Other » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 2/28/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Latin Gonzo
DIRECTOR: No one wanted to take the blame
LENGTH: 2:08
CAST: Angel Flirt, Marisol, Isabella Stanza, Arcadia
PRODUCTION: October 29, October 30, November 5 and November 8, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0

the Special Features

Photo Gallery [1m 48s] - That's it folks!

the Fucking

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Angel begins the scene by doing her best to inflate her partner's limp member with her mouth. When she finally gets it to a suitable size, she hops on for reverse cowgirl, followed by cowgirl and doggystyle. There's some PTM before he treats her to anal bow and arrow. Angel bends over again for anal doggystyle, along with more bow and arrow, until her buddy busts a load in her ass.

Angel's not an ugly girl, but she's not that attractive either. She was pretty vocal as her partner put her through the paces, but I thought it was creepy that she was doing this while her husband was watching.

[ Angel Flirt | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Anal | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Bow & Arrow, Cowgirl | Condoms: None | ]

Marisol, the slightly attractive mami on the cover, shows off her 19 year-old body as she sucks on a lollipop. Two fellas join the scene and start sucking her dark brown nipples until the bald fella offers his dick to replace the lollipop. While his buddy is licking Mari's pussy, another fella makes his way over to let her take turns giving both guys head. The fucking begins with missionary, followed by doggystyle and reverse cowgirl. There's more missionary before the fellas treat her to a double creampie.

As I said, this 19 year-old Colombian chick was slightly sexy. In a slutty sort of way. She's not the type of girl you'd take home to Mom, but the kind you'd sneak out and nail down at the local club in the middle of the dance floor. Anyways, the sex was merely alright. It was hotter watching Marisol shake her thing while sucking that lollipop.

[ Marisol | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Isabella is an Argentinean that shows off her body before kneeling down to suck some dick. They hit the couch and there's some slight 69, before she hops on for a reverse cowgirl ride. Cowgirl, along with bow and arrow is next, followed by deep missionary and doggystyle. There's some more missionary, before her partner drops a shot in her pussy to end the scene.

I was raised that if you don't have anything nice to say about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all...

[ Isabella | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, 69, Reverse Cowgirl, Bow & Arrow, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Marisol is back, and this time she brings the far from attractive Arcadia with her. Arcadia gets the action started by licking some pussy, while Marisol has some dick stuffed in her mouth. The ladies take turns sucking the guys off, until Arcadia finds herself fucked missionary style before hopping on for reverse cowgirl. After stuffing an anal intruder in Arcadia's brown eye, Marisol's ass finally gets a workout. Next, she hops on for cowgirl, while Arcadia is nearby and spreading wide for missionary. We end the scene with both ladies being treated to creampies.

Thank GOD this disc is over! Again, Marisol was alright to look at, but I wouldn't even think of screwing her unless I was wearing a 13-ply rubber. Arcadia didn't look as bad as Isabella, but I didn't find much attractive about her.

[ Arcadia & Marisol | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

This was a truly terrible disc. It was very lazily put together, there are no credits, no extras to speak of (other than a minute long photo gallery). It stars actresses that looked like they were picked up at a free clinic (with the possible exception of Marisol). It's a shame I had to waste my time watching this flick. It's also a shame Skip It is the lowest recommendation available.

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