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Alpha Males Online

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 3/5/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Directed by: Mike Esser (for Pride Australia)

Year: February 2006

The Movie:

"Welcome to Sydney's Alpha Males Online. The gay dating site with the hottest guys." These words open the film and lead the viewer into the private lives of horny Aussie dudes on their randy rendezvous'.

The models are a variety good lookin' dudes: dark hair, blonde and blue eyed, Aussie, German, cut, uncut, pubes, and some with little to no body hair. All holes are shaved. All models have a "Circuit Boi" look and range in age from early 20s to mid 30s.

The six sex scenes all have the same basic set-up: a horny guy views another's video online profile that eventually leads to "meeting up" and some truly hot sex.

Scenes One through five:

The sex consists of each model's solo jerk-off "Alpha Male" personal online video profiles. Once they "meet up", mutual jack-off, oral, ass-play, anal sex, light paddling, dildo play, at least two threesomes, and double anal penetration ensue.

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The camera-work and editing have a very slick, professional look. The various establishing shots of Sydney are beautifully shot, as is the man-on man action. Nice smooth zooms lead to intimate close-ups that keep the viewer right in on the sex. The music is typical techno with foot-tappin' beats and nice production.



"Alpha Males Online" is shot directly on high quality video. The picture is crisp and clean; the lighting keeps the action easy to see. The movie is presented in wide screen, which is a big treat. Again, the cinematography is quite professional and adds to the slick look/feel of the film.


The sound is clear and consists of some dialogue delivered in a natural way that does not seemed forced. As mentioned above, the techno soundtrack is professionally produced and makes for a nice background against the sex.


The extras consist of chapter stops/scene selections, a stills gallery slide show from the film and a "web cam" sequence of one model named Joey. Joey is easily one of the coolest looking guys in the film and sports sexy, closely cropped hair. He jerks off, plays with his hole, and eventually fucks himself with a dildo.

Final Thoughts:

"Alpha Males Online" is a very hot (can I use the word "hot" without sounding like Paris Hilton? I hope so!) movie. I am usually attracted to dudes who are all-natural below the belt but although some of these models have little to no pubes and all holes are shaved; this is a nice assortment of handsome guys. I enjoyed the variety of cut and uncut cocks and various age ranges from early twenties to mid thirties. The biggest turn-on for me is that every dude is actually enjoying what he is doing (no "gay-for-pay" here). These guys suck a mean cock and stay completely hard while being fucked. The sex scenes are very intense and I can tell the guys really dig each other.

I like to list at least one humorous aspect to each film I review. In this case, "Adam", the hottest (Paris, are you listening?) guy in the film describes himself as a "boy next door meets MTV". What does that mean?!? I had to chuckle a bit at this description.

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