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I Love Carmen

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 3/7/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

GENRE: Latin Compilation
LENGTH: 2:22
CAST: Carmen Luvana, Chloe Dior, Jezebelle Bond, Domino, Nikki Love, Sophie Evans, Cherry Rain, Brittney Skye, Julianna Kincaid, Dillon, Julian, Alec Metro, Steve Hooper, Tony Tedeschi and Lee Stone
PRODUCTION: December 5, 2001, January 22, March 21, April 19, June 7, August 19, October 10, November 26, November 27, 2002

the Audio & Video

Video quality varies, since there are a variety of sources for each scene. A couple had a soft focus, while another one had an aggressive oversaturation of red. However, i'm not sure if this was intended on each individual flick. Regardless, it wasn't that terrible a distraction | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0

the Special Features

Photo Gallery| Pick Your Pleasure [Choose from "Blowjob", "Missionary", "Doggystyle", "Cowgirl" or "Cumshot" action] | Trailers for "Mr. Pete's Unleashed 7", "Axel Braun's X the Series 3" and "Craving Big Cocks 10" | Web Trailer | Company Info

the Fucking

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While visiting Chloe at her place of employment, Carmen eventually finds herself naked with Chloe's tongue between her thighs. As soon as Julian walks in the couple, Chloe tells him that "they could use some cock in here." It takes Julian a hot minute to drop his clipboard (and his pants) and let the girls start sucking his dick. Chloe continues her attempt to stuff Julian down her throat while Carmen hops on his face to grind her pussy on his face. She's gets a pretty good rhythm going as Chloe drops her hot pants and (very sexily) slides Julian inside of her for a reverse cowgirl ride. Next, Carmen dismounts to play with Julian's balls and give him some PTM before spreading her legs for missionary while Chloe bides her time by watching and masturbating for us. This hot scene ends with both ladies sharing a shot.

What a way to start the disc! In addition to the lovely Carmen delivering her usual lusty performance, Chloe's there to increase the heat (particularly with the way she mounts Julian). This scene just illustrates how lucky (soon-to-be frequent) co-star Julian is.

[ Carmen, Chloe Dior & Julian from "Carmen Goes To College v1" | Oral (M/F), Masturbation, Vaginal, PTM | Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: None | ]

The action begins with Carmen's legs high in the air and Alec doing his best to get his face deep in her pussy. He gives his tongue a brief rest to let her suck his dick, before she straddles his face for a 69. There's some reverse cowgirl, followed by brief missionary, doggystyle and cowgirl, until Carm puts her legs on his shoulders to get Alec to cum on her stomach.

To be honest, there wasn't much deviation between these first two scenes. Well, except for the 69 action that looked pretty damn good. Another hot scene!

[ Carmen & Alec Metro from "Carmen Goes To College v3" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

We begin this scene with Carmen doing her best to calm down Steve. How does she do this? Why, she stuffs his dick in her mouth, of course. Duh. Next, he reciprocates by licking and fingering her pussy until she straddles him for cowgirl. The action continues with some missionary on his desk, followed by some sexy doggystyle before he drops a shot in her mouth.

As Carmen helps Steve work through his stress, there's some lady watching the duo through a nearby window. We catch faint glimpses of her, but, sadly, she never joins the action.

[ Carmen & Steve Hooper from "Carmen Goes To College v4" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Looking tremendously sexy in a red outfit, Carmen picks up a book called "Girlfriends" and starts letting her hands wander all over her body. The dress comes off, revealing some red fishnets and a black bra and panty set, as Carmen spends the rest of the scene working over her pussy with a clear dildo.

Carmen's hot. Carmen in a red dress is hotter. Carmen in a red dress with red fishnets, a black bra and black panties is SCORCHING. Sadly, this is a short scene.

[ Carmen from "Innocence" | Masturbation | ]

As she cozies up with another book, Carmen is transported to a castle, where she and Jezebelle are wearing funky leather and latex outfits. She gets the action started by licking Jezebelle's pierced pussy and giving it a quick fingering before laying back to let Jezebelle return the favor. Next, we see the ladies in a 69 as they use dildos on each other until the scene ends.

I can't believe what i'm about to say, but I did not find this scene to be too terribly interesting. Maybe it's because i'm not into the whole leather/latex fetish? I don't know.

[ Carmen & Jezebelle Bond from "Innocence" | Oral (F) | 69 ]

Carmen begins to recounts her vision for Julian, as we, the lucky viewer, flash back to Nikki and Domino making out. This is hot enough, but once Carmen joins the action and the ladies start a train, the heat increases exponentially. Carmen continues licking Nikki who's licking Domino, who happens to be enjoying it all. Next, Domino straps on a strap-on and proceeds to fuck Carmen doggystyle, as she fingers Nikki's pussy. There's some toy play until the scene fades

This was a pretty hot scene with three terribly sexy, aggressive, attractive ladies. I would've like to have seen Dom fuck Carmen a little while longer, but i'll take what I can get.

[ Carmen, Domino & Nikki Love from "Innocence" | Oral (F), Toy Play | Doggystyle | ]

In what could be a warehouse, during what looks like a kidnapping, Carmen gets her pussy licked by Sophie as she sucks (a dude that could possibly be) Dillon's dick. The ladies take turns giving him head, until Sophie bends over for doggystyle, while Carmen lays underneath and rubs her clit. Missionary is next, and Carm takes it pretty good, until she and Sophie are treated to some more doggystyle, which results in a scene-ending facial.

As you can see in the screencap on the left, Carmen is looking as ravishing as always. You might also notice that the scene was slightly oversaturated with reds.

[ Carmen, Dillon [?] & Sophie Evans from "Phoenix Rising 2" | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

After being showered with some strange beams of light, Carmen and Cherry get the urge to start making out while laying in the sun. It takes a while before some skin is shown, but when Cherry's suit comes off, Carmen starts the action by giving her pussy a licking. Next, Carmen's bathing suit finally comes off and she bends over to let Cherry lick and finger her from behind. Carm also uses a vibrator on Cherry, before the end the scene licking off her juices.

Cherry wasn't attractive as Carm, but they were both eager to get it on. I thought it was pretty hot when Carmen bent over to get licked and fingered. She seemed to enjoy it too.

[ Carmen & Cherry Rain from "Riders" | Fingering, Toy Play | ]

Carmen, looking sexy in red and sporting horns on her head, gives Julian a peek at what Brittney is doing - giving Reverend Tony some head. Yeah, that's right, I said "Reverend". Anyways, before we know it, Carmen's on her knees giving Julian's knob a slobbering too. This goes on for some time, until Carmen bends over for doggystyle, while over on the other side, Tony's head is buried in Brittney's pussy. Next, both ladies are treated to missionary, followed by cowgirl for Carmen and a standing doggystyle for Britt. Each lady takes a shot on the face from their respective partners to end the scene.

I'm not sure if i'm going to hell for watching a porn scene that was set in a church and involving religious themes, but if the Devil looks half as good as Ms. Luvana does in this scene, i'll bring the marshmallows.

[ Carmen, Brittney Skye, Julian & Tony Tedeschi from "Temptress" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

As Carmen's on the phone telling a friend about her plans to seduce the next guy she sees, her father calls to let her know that an "old man" will be coming over to take a look at their house. She gets upset when her father tells her he can't make it, so she'll have to show him around the house. However, once she opens the door and sees Julian standing in the doorway, she immediately gets over it. After heading downstairs, she does the old "let me reach over here so my very short skirt hikes up, allowing you to see my gorgeous white panty-clad ass under the pretense that i'm reaching for some lightbulbs" trick. Julian, being the typical warm-blooded, heterosexual male falls for it. Silly man. Well, they start making out and it doesn't take him long to get between her thighs to give her pussy a quick licking. She sucks his dick before taking a quick cowgirl ride, followed by some missionary and doggystyle. We round out the action with more cowgirl, until Carmen takes a shot on her mouth to end the scene.

Ok, ok. I admit it. I would've fallen for that trick too.

This was the first scene on the disc where a condom was used. Since i'm not a fan of prophylactics in my smut, I was slightly disappointed. Let's hope it only makes an appearance in this scene.

[ Carmen & Julian from "Young As They Cum 2" | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yep | ]

After noticing that Groundskeeper Lee is leering over at them, Carmen and Julianna do what any two hot-blooded young ladies would do - they start making out. Unfortunately for Lee, they move the action inside, where Carmen licks and fingers Julianna's pussy. She also bends over, to let Julianna use a purple dildo to work her pussy from behind, and while the ladies are kissing and caressing, Lee walks in to join the fun. It's doesn't take the girls long to drop his pants and give his dick an enthusiastic sucking, before Julianna gets some doggystyle, takes a reverse cowgirl ride, and ends the scene with a shot on her face for her toubles.

Well, wasn't this just a bad way to end an outstanding disc? Sure, Carmen looked good as she was getting her pussy pumped with a purple dildo, but when the fucking starts, she disappears! What's up with THAT??!

[ Carmen, Julianna Kincaid & Lee Stone from "Temptress" | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

Though there were a couple bumps along the way, this was a great primer for those who might not be familiar with this lovely Boricua. When I first started reviewing at this site, a lot of my reviews consisted of compilations. What better way to cut out all the crap and get straight to action by your favorite artist, right? Well, as time went on, I noticed that Vivid were making edits to various scenes. Since i've only reviewed one or two discs featuring the breathtaking Ms. Luvana, I can't say whether these scenes are unedited or not. Assuming they are, I can say that, when all is said and done, this is a hot compilation that will have you moaning "Ayy Punieta!" in no time. Recommended.

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