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Indoor-Outdoor Orgy


Studio: Top Shelf » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 3/13/06


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE:
Gay
DIRECTOR:
Unknown
LENGTH:
61:22
CAST: Janos Bacaj, Karle Hotovy, Leos Malek, Filip Borondovy, Karl Jansa, Zdeno Krpec
PRODUCTION DATE: August 21, 2005

The Good Stuff
This is my second movie from this studio and I am mystified as to how they come up with their titles. Indoor/Outdoor Orgy leads one to believe that we will be seeing orgies both indoors and with Mother Nature. WRONG. We end up with one orgy (which is really just a three-way and a duo going at it in the same room) acting as Lucky Pierre smack in between two mano-a-mano scenes. The video does provide you with hot twinky guys with some nice tools. The guys' equipment does vary but most have trimmed pubes and are cut with a few unshaven holes and a random uncut cock here and there for variety. For this video, I was able to sleuth up some names for the actors but I have no idea who is who and there are 9 guys, but I only found 7 names. So unfortunately, again, I am using physical descriptions for the scenes. For those of you who want to see the names of the participants here they are: Janos Bacaj, Karle Hotovy, Leos Malek, Filip Borondovy, Karl Jansa, Zdeno Krpec.

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Scene 1 starts with 2 young European boys, Spike Hair and Dark Hair walking through a forest towards a clearing. They reach the clearing and begin some hot and heavy making out while leaning against a tree to get their pumps primed. For a gay-for-pay movie, it's nice to see and it's actually believable and surprisingly sexy. After making out they mutually open each other's pants and begin fondling each other. Spike Hair's member is rather petite and uncut and he has a completely hairless crotch while Dark Hair sports an impressive cut tool and some nice dark hair. They continue their make out while stroking and undressing each other, revealing their twinkish bodies. Dark Hair kneels and begins servicing Spike Hair and then places are swapped. Both boys look like they know their way around a cock, but Spike Hair fails to gain a hard-on while Dark Hair's magnificent member stays gloriously hard almost the whole entire time. After standing and then sitting to receive his oral tribute we switch to Dark Hair plowing away at Spike Hair, in a standing-up doggie style. Unfortunately, most of the viewing pleasure is ruined by Spike Hair who is taking the pounding as if he would rather be anywhere but there, looking around and even picking up a stick at one point. He looks almost bored and his cock is completely soft. He obviously does not enjoy what he is doing. Switching to Spike on his back, taking it missionary style on a blanket leads us to several monotonous minutes before we end up with both boys now stroking their cocks. The cumshot is just an afterthought, but Spike shoots a decent load on his own stomach and Dark follows with his own. Another potentially hot scene ruined when after both boys cum you can see that Spike is looking for something to clean himself up and get out of there.
[Who Knows | Kissing, Jacking, Oral, Anal | Doggy, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | ]

The "Orgy" begins with three good looking European boys on a couch in jeans shirtless kissing and slowly undressing each other and stroking and caressing each others junk. Fauxhawk, Dark Hair and Dirty Blonde. Fauxhawk gets to relax while Dark goes down on him and and Dark gets to enjoy the oral attention of Blonde. Sadly, this scene is shot on a bad angle, so you only get to see Fauxhawk's tool, which is nice, cut and decent size. Blonde is in front of Dark so you only get to see his back as he is blocking Dark's cock and he still has his pants on. Surprise!! While these three guys are going at it apparently there are another 2 guys getting down to business over on the floor, Muscles and Black Hair. There's tons of blow jobs and ass-fucking to go around, with some bonus rimming thrown in, but too often the guys seem preoccupied, which kills the heat. Muslces is the only one who seems to be enjoying himself, staying rock hard the entire time. For those who like it, Dark Hair is not shaved at all and has a nice hairy asshole. The scene ends with a 5-cum salute.
[Five Guys | Kissing, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking | Spooning, Doggy, Missionary, Daisy Chain | Condoms: Yes | ]

Scene 3 starts with 2 muscle guys, Curly Hair and Buzzcut, fucking doggie style. This scene looks like it was taken from a different movie. Considering the way the rest of this flick goes, it's a nice change, but they just don't flow well in the movie. The guys for one are older and more muscular, not fitting into the twinktacular premise of the movie. Curly is receiving a nice deep dicking from Buzzcut. The thing I like about this scene is that they are really fucking. Not just sticking it in and taking it slow. These guys are giving a nice show. As seen while spoon fucking on the floor, Curly has a hairy bunghole and unshaven pubes, but it's yet another hot scene ruined by a shriveled dick. Curly's uncut mule is totally un-aroused. Both guys are now on the floor stroking it in what is the M.O. for this video. Short Hair cums on Curly and then gives him 2 quick kisses. Curly cums and we end with both guys kissing which is a nice touch in an otherwise typical gay-for-pay movie.
[Two other blokes | Oral, Anal, Kissing | Doggy, Spooning| Condoms: Yes | ]

 

Audio/Video

This video looks like it was shot with standard video. The first 2 scenes are clear and well-lit whereas the third scene seems vintage and a little grainy. The movie is shot all on tripod, so again there are very few angle changes and some scenes are shot from very far away. There is virtually no dialogue. The sound track is somewhat crappy, as the music seems to fade in and out at various points in the movie.

Extras

Minimal. Scene selection and that's it. You too can choose from one of the 3 available scenes.

At the End of the Night

All in all ,this movie does have its moments of hotness, but unfortunately, at least for me, something always spoils it. Whether it be a soft cock, a look of boredom or a minimal cumshot. Something always seems to let you know that these guys are just in it for the money thereby ruining the illusion that they are enjoying themselves. Scenes are minimally set up and you can tell these guys are told exactly what to do and what positions to be in. There is no spontaneity or even the illusion of spontaneity that good porn gives you. Again, friends, whereas I am tempted to give this one a "rent it" I am leaning more to "skip it." The guys are hot, sure (what porn would be worth its salt if they at least couldn't provide hot guys), but the vacant, bored expressions, limp cocks and unvaried camera angles leave me bored also and mostly un-aroused. So ultimately, the cute boys don't make up for their lack of enthusiasm. Skip this one.



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