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No Cocks Allowed! 2


Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/14/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

No Cocks Allowed 2!

Elegant Angel

Genre: Lesbian

Director: Patrick Collins

Cast: Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, Eva Angelina, Kinzie Kenner, Bree, Kayla Paige, Celeste Star, Holly Morgan, Breezy, Karina Kay, Jamie Lynn, Tiana Lynn, Sammie Rhodes; Hillary Scott (bonus scene only though)

Length: 131 minutes

Date of Production: 1/28/2006

Extras: The best extra by most standards will be the 24.5 minute long bonus sex scenes between Hillary Scott and Kinzie Kenner on a couch. They did all the usual lesbian licking, rubbing, and toy use but the scene had plenty of heat to offer up and I can see why The Colonel appreciated the first volume in the series for having scenes like this one in it. There was also about 12.5 minutes of bonus sex footage deleted from the movie, some of it due to technical problems but other moments well worth watching as the ladies enjoyed each other a lot. This was followed by 6.5 minutes of goofing off in a Behind the Scenes feature shot in part by Juan Cuba. It gave some of the gals a chance to discuss interesting anecdotes and others explored their scenes a little. There was also an Easter Egg on the front DVD menu by highlighting the Elegant Angel logo that came from scene one where Jenna seemed to be having an orgasmic moment, a photogallery, a double sided DVD cover, a cardboard protective sleeve, some spam and trailers to shows like Big Wet Asses 7.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: No Cocks Allowed 2! was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as directed by Patrick Collins for Elegant Angel. The fleshtones were accurate, the lighting decent, with the visual flaws like grain and video noise generally minimal, thanks in part to the camera work by Juan Cuba and William H. Nutsack. The composition of the camera angles wasn't always the best in terms of making the gals look their best but they weren't too bad either so I have to admit that Patrick showed the young bucks how his time and experience made a difference once again. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was in English though more basic in most ways than expected with little separation and limited dynamic range but it didn't get in the way of the heat when it appeared in the action either.

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Body of Review: Patrick Collins is undoubtedly one of the legends of porn production, regardless of what a few detractors will tell you. Over the years, he has done as much to advance porn as virtually anyone else in the business, providing a training ground for a number of talented guys to cut their teeth as directors. Patrick himself has also directed numerous classics in porn and his latest release, while not his best to date, was certainly a tribute to many before him in terms of the lesbian fun it offered. The title, of course, was No Cocks Allowed 2! and it starred some of the best lesbian or bisexual gals in porn with a heaping amount of foot fetish action for those who care. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no men were involved in the scenes:

Scene One: Jenna Haze, a skinny young thing no longer inhibited solely by a contract with JKP, was up first with the lovely Charlie Laine on a couch where the two were allowed to explore their physical desires for one another in a number of ways, from kissing to foot fetish action, to using toys in order to get off after some heated oral on one another. The use of a foot as a dildo was kind of interesting, especially with the PTM off of it, but they were at their best when they were slowly engaging in foreplay. The pocket rocket got a workout as did the wand vibrator but if they had toned down the fake moaning a little more, I would've liked it better (though admittedly, some of it seemed real in the Easter Egg portion from the scene). It wasn't the best scene of the bunch but a nice one to start off the movie with overall.

Scene Two: Eva Angelina, a curvy brunette wearing glasses, and cutie Kinzie Kenner, were up next on the couch as they engaged in similar action as the last pair. This meant they used foot fetish action, toys, and some loud yelling as they did their best to get each other off, though I liked the videography better this time. Eva's implants were distracting and Kinzie's itty bitty titty committee appeal was a bit too small for me but the strength of the scene was how well they worked each other over as though they were in a contest to do so for a bonus or something. Maybe it was just that they shared more chemistry together than average or maybe they were extra horned up that day but whatever it was; it came across as passion to me and provided significant stroke value as well. I also liked how sexually aggressive they were throughout the show, riding the fake cocks like they were on fire. Yum!

Scene Three: Bree and Kayla Paige, playing a submissive and dominant clad in sexy lingerie, were up next at the dining room table as they finished their meal and slowly enjoyed each other for desert. The gals used their feet as the others did, providing a huge bonus for fans of this kind of action in-between their oral antics. For the most part, they seemed somewhat subdued as they pleasured one another with the toys that seemed to dominate the action, each gal getting some working over by the other on the chair and table. For me though, they lacked the spark of chemistry some of the other pairings had, needing something more to sustain the occasional heat they showed.

Scene Four: Celeste Star, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up next with another attractive gal, Holly Morgan, on the couch. These two took it slower with one another, licking and rubbing each other in a more conventional bit of lesbian action though it had the air of a slower, sultrier, version of some of Patrick's older releases that haven't seen the light of day at my place in years (they were on tape). They did use feet to get one another off, this being Patrick's new preferred sex act, just as they used toys but the strength of the scene was as much in the look of the ladies and their desire to get off together as anything else.

Scene Five: Breezy, playing a submissive wearing a blindfold to the domineering cutie Karina Kay, were up next wearing lingerie that enhanced the look of their bodies in the generic living room near dusk. The initial emphasis was on oral but the toys came out in full force once the ladies were warmed up. The use of dirty talk also enhanced the scene but this was another case where the chemistry between the gals was actually rather high, providing a believable performance by both of them rather than the "gay for pay" lesbian antics all too common in porn these days. There wasn't the emphasis on foot action this time too, providing a well needed respite from it for me (I'm not into it). Whew!

Scene Six: Jamie Lynn, another major hotty that hasn't been in nearly enough scenes for my tastes, provided some great eye candy as she lathered her curvy body up in the shower. The camera lens getting wet was funny but I just thought her ass crack looked fantastic with the suds barely covering her secret places all too well. She then rubbed herself some more, making me want to join her as she did so, though the lighting was probably the worse of the show for seeing the action clearly. The scene didn't end there though; it kept going when she dried off and sat on the rim of the bathtub to use some toys. In all, it was another nice change of pace for me since very few companies are brave enough to add in masturbation scenes these days (and a well done one is a great way to enjoy oneself).

Scene Seven: Tiana Lynn, one of the most attractive gals in porn these days, has sadly told the world that she's retiring from working on camera so her inclusion here is something special to this fan and Sammie Rhodes was an excellent choice to work with her on the couch. Tiana was the dominant partner as she sucked her friend's breasts and otherwise attempted to get her off. They brought back the foot fetish action and lots of oral (like several of the scenes, the face sitting was pretty hot all by itself) along with the toys they deployed so favorably to enhance the action. Both gals were worthy of finishing off the DVD and fans of Tiana's "squirting" act will love the way she pissed, I mean squirted, all over the place. Aside from that one part, I thought they were among the hottest duo of the entire movie. Great job!

Summary: No Cocks Allowed 2! was worth a rating of Recommended for fans of lesbian porn and probably even higher for those who also enjoy seeing foot fetish material at the same time. With an all star cast of attractive ladies having fun, some solid levels of fuck for the buck, good extras, and decent technical values, I can't see why anyone would not have a great time here if they enjoyed the two focal points of the DVD. Granted, if you prefer watching weird men getting in on the action, this vegetarian offering will suck for you but I thought it was a nicely handled movie by one of the directorial legends in porn. I only wonder what he'll offer next to top this one given the sheer strength of the cast this time but he's surprised me before and hopefully, he'll do it a few more times too.

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