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Gang Bang in The Hood


Studio: Male Media One » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 3/15/06


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE:
Gay Movie
DIRECTOR:
Unknown
LENGTH:
54:40
CAST: Dustin Lawrence, Mr. A, Thugzilla, Kane, Troy, Papa Chulo
PRODUCTION DATE:September 6, 2005

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The Good Stuff
A white guy is on the hunt for a watermelon. Low and behold he sees a thuglike black guy selling watermelons from the trunk of his car for seven dollars. The white guy tries to haggle with the guy selling the watermelon down to five dollars. Watermelon Man is not having any part of it he--wants his seven dollars. After a few minutes of arguing he agrees to six bucks but while handing Whitey the melon, Whitey drops it. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Watermelon Man is very upset now so he proceeds to abuse Whitey by throwing the watermelon at him, and then smashing pieces of it in poor Whitey's face. This gives Watermelon Man the excuse he and his friends need to kidnap Whitey (who by the way does not utter one word of protest while being abducted) and have their gangbang.

Scene 1
This movie is essentially one long scene, made up of normal gangbang fare. After pulling the poor white guy from the trunk of his car, Watermelon Man makes him suck all his friends' dicks and his own, all the while keeping up a stream of insults. "Bet you wish you paid that seven dollars now, cracka." None of the participants ever really seem to gain a hard-on. When then do for a moment, and they get near the white guy, inevitably they lose them as if Whitey has a no-erection force field around him. These guys forcibly face-fuck Whitey with their limp dicks, almost giving him a bloody nose. After they tire of getting head from Whitey, they move on to fucking and have the same equipment problems. The guys are constantly making jokes and laughing. No one is taking this serious, least of all Whitey, who looks like he is thinking this was the worst idea of his life to sign on to make this movie, because they are really abusing him. We go to various places in the garage, from doggie with Whiteys head in the trunk of the car to Whitey taking it doggie on what appears to be a futon or platform. The guys are bored and one guy even starts doing a little dance while assfucking Whitey and makes a comment that he is doing the Jane Fonda workout. We end up with Whitey on his back laying on a bunch of Watermelons and the other guys around him jerking off. They all cum on him and his face ends up covered with their cum, which is the only hot thing in this entire movie. The main star of the movie is the watermelons which are in every scene somehow, almost like a joke.
[Actors: Dustin Lawrence, Mr. A, Thugzilla, Kane, Troy, Papa Chulo | Sex Acts: Jacking, Oral, Anal | Positions: Doggie | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut | ]

 

 

 

Audio/Video

The picture is clear and so is the sound. You can hear every comment made by the "thugs".

Extras

Photo Gallery: 33 stills from the movie

You can also watch just the cumshots, which they took from 4 minutes from the movie, and the same with the option to watch just the blowjobs, seen in 26:43 taken directly from the movie.

At the End of the Night

This movie has taken almost 55 minutes from my life, and honey, I want those 55 minutes back desperately. Gangbangs, when done right, are extremely hot. This one is NOT. From the constant abuse of the white guy to the guys laughing and joking around, including at points the white guy. It just makes you feel they are not taking things seriously. The guys can't keep it up or when they do it lasts for two minutes. The white guy, like I said, has a look of regret on his face and it almost seems too real, as if he is really abducted and is on the verge of tears. Friends, where this maybe someone's cup of tea, it is certainly not mine. So unfortunately, I am giving it a rating of Skip it.!



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