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Bareback Mountain (Blue Pictures)


Studio: Blue Pictures » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 3/19/06


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

GENRE:
Gay Movie
DIRECTOR:
Mr. Easterday
LENGTH:
90 minutes
CAST: Patrick, Ros, Martin, Roman, Michael, Ronnie Wilson, Robin, Thomas
PRODUCTION DATE: February 28, 2006

The Good Stuff
For those of you expecting a "pornady" of Brokeback Mountain, as I was, you will be disappointed. There are no Ennis or Jack Twist characters going buck wild on each other. There are no chaps, no horses, and no majestic scenery. All that aside, this is still a pretty sexy movie. Young twinky guys, dicks with turtlenecks and buckets of jizz fill this five-scene fuckfest. While the title is Bareback Mountain and there is ample barebacking, there ain't no mountain. A title of Bareback Mountin' would have been more apropos, but I digress. On with the show.

Scene 1

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Patrick and Ros are outside making out on a park bench, progressing to some heaving petting and some head bobbing, but unbeknownst to them, martin has seen them and begins pound his own pud at their spectacle. All the guys are twinky Europeans. Follow me inside big boy says Patrick, who leads Ros indoors to continue their tryst, with some almost believable making out while undressing. They seem to like Ros a lot because they cut to his face frequently. He is rather cute but he has these goofy "Oh yeah, look what I'm doing" faces that he makes. Ros appears cut while Patrick and Martin have not received the foreskin snip. Ros face-fucks Patrick before sharing the oral lovin'. Hey look, Martin got in there somehow and he needs something to do, so he starts slurpin' on Ros' tool. The scene follows the typical progression from oral sex to different positions while fucking. Ros is the total top in this scene. There are some sweet close-ups of Ros' cock going in and out of Martin's bung. After a few position changes, we end with Ros blasting on Patrick's asshole before sticking it back in for a few cum-lubed strokes. Patrick and Ross are side-by-side being sprayed by Martin's jizz, then we have Ros and Martin on the receiving end of Patrick's wad. Poor Ros ends up with almost all of Patrick's hefty load on his face and Martin can't help but laugh because he kept clean. Martin sucks off the remnants of Patrick's load from his uncut johnson. This scene was sexy while being slightly funny with Martin laughing at Ros' cummy face.
[Actors: Patrick, Ros, Martin | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: No | Dicks: 1 Cut, 2 Uncut | ]

Scene 2
Roman is reading a porn mag while fondling himself on the bed. I can't tell if the scene is supposed to be him reminiscing about a past experience or we just switch from him being solo to him with a cock stuffed in his mouth. No big loss either way. Roman dogging Michael's ass gives way to Michael riding Roman's cock in a chair, to Michael taking it missionary. We can tell who is the top in this scene. Roman pulls out his already shooting batter chucker and sprays the rest of his load on Michael's asshole, then, in a hot turn, he licks off his own spunk before being blasted in the face and mouth with Michael's load. Roman is definitely uncut, where Michael appears cut. What puts this scene over the top, for me at least, is that you actually see Roman swallowing a few times when getting the mouthful of cum.
[Actors: Roman, Michael | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: no | Dicks: 1 Cut, 1 Uncut | ]

Scene 3
Patrick is supposedly on bed watching TV, but he is giggling knowing his friend Ronnie is about to come through the door. Ronnie wants to go out, but Patrick persuades him to stay in by gobbling his uncut cock. Patrick takes some doggie then straddles Ronnie's schlong, before heading back to doggie, where Ronnie shoots an almost non-existent load on Patrick's bung before fucking what little there is of it back in the hole. Patrick then gives up another thick impressive load that goes in Ronnie's eye, up his nose…basically everywhere but in Ronnie's mouth. This boy need to practice his aim. HA HA.
[Actor: : Patrick, Ronnie Wilson | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Cowboy | Condoms: No | Dicks: Both forskintastic | ]

Scene 4
Robin looks like he is going to take a shower in some weird red undies but, ooops, he forgets to take them off in the tub and they get all wet. He calls out for the giggly Martin, who comes in with a smile. Robin and Martin are probably the most mature looking of the bunch, with Robin sporting some hot tats and uncut meat. We get some oral from Martin on Robin's nice-sized cock, which bends down and curves at a pretty steep angle Swap oral lovin before Martin sits on edge of tub and Robin slowly lowers himself down onto Martin's love stick for a nice reverse cowboy ride. With the ride over, Martin assumes the position over the tub and Robin smacks his ass to get him ready for the fucking that's about to start. Robin cums in Martin's crack and this is the first appearance of the fake jizz that Robin then licks from Martin's crack. Martin repays the favor by spraying Robin's face with his DNA.
[Robin, Martin | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Reverse Cowboy | Condoms: No | Dicks: Uncut | ]

Scene 5
Ros, our goofy-faced stud, wakes up next to Thomas and proceeds to wake up Thomas for "breakfast," which of course is a mouthful of sausage and some egg-sized balls. Swap pole-sucking for the first part to Ros getting his breakfast treat of Thomas' bunghole before dogging him. Nice upshots of Ros dicking Thomas' brown eye. Ros then straddles Thomas and lowers his tight ass onto Thomas' tool. While jacking, Ros stays nice and hard entire time. Switch to Thomas taking it spoon-style, with Ros cumming on his bung then, ala kazaam, the fake jizz makes its second appearance and Ros licks it up. Thomas ends up with giving Ros a blindfold of cum and a little shot for hair gel.
[Actors: Ros, Thomas | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Reverse cowboy, Spooning | Condoms: No | Dick: 1 Cut, 1 Uncut | ]

 

 

Audio/Video

Video was clear with only one scene where you could see them adjusting the light otherwise the film was well lit with nice angles and closeups of the action. The dialogue was minimal with the few lines spoken in English. Some were hard to hear and there was the obligatory porn soundtrack throughout entire movie. Some scenes it seemed as if the moaning was added in after taping where others had original moaning.

Extras

Absolutely nothing special.

Photo Gallery of 12 stills from movie

Scene selection of one of the 5 scenes.

Trailers for Lucas boy 2, Carribean Stud

XXX boys ad for 1800 #

Website advert

At the End of the Night

Bareback Mountain was a twinkmazing bareback fest, with not a condom in sight. The guys all had shaved assholes and in some cases it looked like shaved asses as well leading to some weird body hair patterns. In some scenes it did seem as if they focused more on the guy's faces and expressions of "ecstasy" rather than the fucking. Ros was a particular goofball with his faces. There was always something almost comical in each scene. Where in some movies it is a turnoff, in this one it just showed the guys were having fun. The guys are young and as the rest of the saying goes honey, they were hung and full of cum. What made this movie more sexy rather than comical is the fact that they did cum buckets and there were nice extreme close ups of condom free dicks entering taught assholes. That being said friends, this one gets my rating of recommended.



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