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Blondes Eat More Cum

Studio: VCA » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 3/19/06

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Blondes Eat More Cum

VCA / Excessive

Genre: Gonzo

Length: 131 Minutes

Director: Thomas Zupko

Date Of Production: 10/17/05

Cast: Chloe-Dion, Avy Scott, Adrianna Nicole, Barbara Summer, & Hollie Stevens

Special Features: The best extra on the disc is a decent behind the scenes featurette. The other extras include: a photo gallery, trailers, and web links. I'll give VCA credit for trying, but none of the extras are really worth your time.

Audio/Video Quality: Blondes Eat More Cum is presented in a mix of non-anamorphic widescreen and full screen. Overall the video quality was solid with only the most minimal of flaws. There was scarcely any pixilation or edge enhancement and when there was it was hardly noticeable. The colors were warm and realistic with no cases of bleeding. There was plenty of artificial lighting so shadows were never a concern. The audio is plain ol' 2.0 stereo and sounded adequate.

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Scene 1 - Adrianna. Up first is Adrianna, a long-haired blonde with a nice natural body. She begins her scene with some very energetic masturbation in which she fingers both her pussy and ass. Her partner finally shows up and the two swap some wet oral. Adrianna had no trouble handling his large meat and even manages to deep throat it with ease. The couple then fucks in a variety of positions (including lots of anal), before the climactic ending. With a wine glass in hand Adrianna catches his cumshot and chugs it down with a smile.

Scene 2 - Avy. Avy is a very young and very hot blonde girl. The scene starts with Avy rubbing oil all over her round ass while her partner looks on in awe. Using a rope to restrain her, Avy's partner proceeds to skull-fuck and tit-fuck her for nearly ten minutes. Avy is a real trooper and didn't seem to mind being tossed around like a rag doll. The rest of the scene consists of Avy's poon and ass getting violated in 4 different positions. She, too, catches his load in a cup then drinks it down. I'd really like to see Avy in more scenes, she's very enjoyable.

Scene 3 Barbara. As soon as the camera rolls, we see Barbara diving down her partner's pants so she can suck his cock. She proceeds to give him one of the roughest blowjobs I've ever seen. She deep throats, gags, and drools the entire time. You'd think a girl might resent the rough treatment, but Barbara really seems to get off on it. Barbara then bends over and gets violated in the doggy style position. They go on to fuck in a few other positions before Barbara drinks down a huge glass of man gravy. There was a lot of chemistry between these actors and it really made for some passionate sex.

Scene 4 - Chloe. Chloe is another cute, but slightly older, blonde. As the scene begins Chloe and her man are kissing and groping each other. He takes a glass of wine and pours it over Chloe's ass and proceeds to lick it all up. Chloe then takes control and gives him a very energetic blowjob. I really enjoyed how Chloe would look into the camera while getting her mouth crammed full of cock. They knock boots for over twenty minutes before he unloads into the glass so Chloe can slowly lap it down. Despite some good moments, this was my least favorite scene.

Scene 5 - Hollie. Hollie is a reasonably cute blonde, but in all honesty she's not as attractive as most of the girls you'll find in porn. Despite that, Hollie puts together a quality scene. Starting with some great oral, Hollie and her partner really set the tone for the rest of the scene. Hollie has some great oral skills, as she was able to deep throat his entire cock with no effort. Hollie's pussy and ass get pounded in five different positions before receiving a load of nut juice in a glass to drink down.

Final Thoughts: Even though there were some good scenes on this disc, it was still missing that special "something" that would make me recommend it to potential buyers. With so many similar titles available, it wouldn't be hard to find one with better content. If you're a real fan of this genre it would make for a good rental, but if not skip it all together.

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