Cast: Brittney Skye, Jerry, Mary Jane, Lexington Steele, Britney, Gretchen, Trina Michaels, Carly Parker, Jamie, Mike, Dan, Taryn Thomas, Angela Stone, "Whitesauce", Scotty, Marie Luv: Lacie Heart and Kyle in the bonus scene only)
Non-sex roles by many uncredited people, Josh, Lucas, and Jean Val Jean
Length: 152 minutes
Date of Production: 8/11/2005
Extras: The best extra for most people will be the bonus scene not cultivated from a previous release but made strictly for this show of Lacie Heart and Kyle at it in a relatively barren living room. This was credited as Lacie's first sex scene on camera and while I have my doubts, she was certainly no stranger to having a guy's dick in her mouth and pussy. It only lasted about 17 minutes but seemed kind of fun if not the best they could have offered. Even better than that for me was the 29 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that had a wild array of extra sex, fun & games, and footage from the movie that was edited. If you like the premise of the series, you'll love the BTS. There were cast biographies for most of the ladies, a photogallery, and trailers to shows like Guide to Anal Sex, Shane's World, Shane's World: Nerdz.
Audio/Video Quality: Shane's World: College Invasion 7 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by the nameless cameramen of the series (who don't get credit like Penny Flame has of late or the upcoming Devinn Lane volumes) for release by the Shane's World line for New Sensations. The series is supposed to look like it was shot by an amateur; something like many other Pro-Am series, and it did in virtually all scenes. The lighting would wash out the fleshtones, the camera would lose focus, and the composition of the shots varied at times but the raw energy of the show remained intact as the series tends to be good at. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was decent but I didn't notice a lot of separation between the channels (the center channel provided pretty much all of the sound) and the dynamic range was about average for the series. The technical values in general were once again decent but a bit more work might help them even more in the future.
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Body of Review: Shane's World has long been one of the better series for conveying a sense of fun along with the kind of variety most porn production companies seem afraid to attempt. For the most part, there are only two series that provide routinely pleasing action that doesn't follow a specific routine; Jack's Playground and the various titles like Shane's World: College Invasion 7 under their banner. The last time I saw this series was with College Invasion 3, and the other related series have long been some of my favorites in terms of wacky fun. Brittney Skye seemed to be the focal point this time, getting the most onscreen time of the entire cast. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that you never quite know what you'll get with a Shane's World production:
Scene One: Brittney Skye, the blonde featured on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up first in a bedroom scene with Jerry after she tried on a number of skimpy outfits to wear later that night. Of the handful of ladies in porn that truly seem fit to lead the Shane's World banner (with only Penny Flame as a gal better suited for the job), she seemed to be in rare form throughout the show as she took on all comers and appeared to be routinely intoxicated on something or other but still into the action. In the opening scene, he choked and spanked her, she sucked his cock, and they boned for several minutes to provide some visual eye candy to stroke off to. When she was on top of him with his dick in her pussy, she was fairly aggressive at riding him, and even when their roles were reversed, she appeared to appreciate the skill in which he was nailing her. The scene ended when he rubbed out a load to her stomach (after some fine PTM that is).
Scene Two: Mary Jane, a cute little brunette scene on the lower middle of the front DVD cover, was up next with Brittney Skye, and the Dark Prince of porn himself; Lexington Steele. Their scene took place after a contest where a loser named Josh pussied out to allow Lucas some quality time with an inflatable love doll (at Mary's insistence). Mary was the primary draw this time as Brittney took to helping her with all the guys standing around them. Mary even ate her friend out as everyone watched but it was her wild ride of Lex's cock that really drove the crowd wild with desire. Mary then took Brittney with a clear strap on dildo as the guys screamed their approval but Mary and Lex broke off to the isolated bedroom to finish up their scene. She used a lot of dirty talk as she prepared to suck him off and he let her take charge of the action since she seemed so turned on by it. The rest of the scene was even better as they poked and prodded the usual places until he busted a nut all over her body. Yum!
Scene Three: Brittney Skye, this time encouraging a couple of drunk coeds in the dorm room named Britney and Gretchen, worked each other over while Trina Michaels sat on the sidelines. This state of affairs didn't last long as the professionals ate out the drunken amateurs while the others in the room cheered. The scene worked as a novelty act but the two amateurs weren't even close to being in the same league as the professionals, giggling and laughing all the while. It was also a one way trip with the pros doing all the giving but I'd have popped a load on any of the foursome.
Scene Four: Carly Parker, a coed blonde who "does porn on weekends", began the next segment with a "College Porn Date Challenge" starring Jamie and Mike. All three of them were in a shot on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, with the guys competing for the chance to bone her. They toured the state capital of Florida where she got in some digs at the governor and legislature; doing date stuff before she broke the rules and took care of both of them (though one at a time). I can appreciate that the guys weren't the kind of porn studs we're used to in such scenes and if called to rank them, I'd have to say that Jamie was the better of the two in the sex action with her. She was fairly active with them though so I hope to see some more of her in future scenes.
Scene Five: Brittney Skye, still getting into more trouble, was up with one of the ringleaders of the Florida college that was hosting the show, named Dan (at least that's what it sounded like when one of his friends yelled out to him). They started by necking in plain view of everyone and her pulling his pants down to blow him. This sealed his legendary status at the college but they then went back to his dorm room to continue the action with him getting to taste her a little bit too. She seemed drunk again but still horny as could be as he helped to get her off. The scene ended after she coaxed him to the brink and he rubbed out a load to her chest and throat.
Scene Six: Taryn Thomas, the hotty brunette on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, average Angela Stone, and a guy who called himself "Whitesauce", were up next. The gals hazed this loser, pouring food and chemicals all over him outside in a little plastic wading pool. This was humiliating enough for him but it seemed to go on forever as they treated him like dirt. After cleaning him up, they took him back to the motel room into bed where he was asked if he could handle them both or should they do Jean Val Jean instead. Needless to say, after paying the price for their attention, he wasn't about to let this opportunity to finally get laid pass him by as the gals sucked and fucked him silly. Taryn was easily the better of the two gals but it wasn't a bad scene to enjoy.
Scene Seven: Trina Michaels, the busty blonde known for her work in porn, and a college guy that helped the production crew set everything up named Scotty, had some sex on a couch on the last night of the shoot. She massaged his crotch as he sucked her nipples, graduating to her blowing him with lots of oral skill and handjob action after that. He had a small dick and came quickly though I'm sure he would've appreciated some pussy too.
Scene Eight: Marie Luv, the lean and leggy black gal of the show that had been staying mostly on the sidelines until this point, closed out the movie with Jerry in a motel room bed. The sex was strictly by the numbers and designed for fans, as the couple did some oral and vaginal sex. At least the coeds had the excuse of being relatively untrained so while Marie was looking good and acting like she wanted some dick, the scene came across as just a filler scene used to flesh out the running time. Most of my problem with the scene stemmed from how mechanical they boned and the lame production values though I know some of you don't care so long as the gals are naked. It ended when he popped on her face and all over the floor, closing out the action until next time.
Summary: Shane's World: College Invasion 7 was a lot of fun and had some decent replay value to appreciate. The casting of the professionals was nicely done and the amateurs were usually pretty good too. The amount of fuck for the buck and extras seemed to make this volume a bargain compared to similar reality TV shows on the porn market. Mary Jane seemed like she'd make a good host for future action and I thought the overall quality was worthy of a Recommended if you like this type of show. The strength of the series, indeed the entire universe of Shane's World, is the raw energy the majority of scenes have; best exemplified by the interaction of the professionals with the various amateurs more than the pro-on-pro action we can see anywhere. In that sense, this was yet another solid showing.
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